[00:00.55] | 作曲:骆胤鸣 |
[00:01.79] | 作词:骆胤鸣/MC国敬 |
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[00:07.40] | 女: |
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[00:11.62] | 由起身果刻开始你就无晒声气 |
[00:14.03] | 通宵捱眼瞓都系为咗陪你打机 |
[00:16.48] | Level高过你怕你嬲又怕你妒忌 |
[00:19.03] | 点知你一句跟埋嚟 |
[00:20.32] | 男: |
[00:20.62] | 喂我like咗呢个page |
[00:21.70] | 女: |
[00:21.95] | 面大面圆面皮厚系我系我系我 |
[00:23.86] | 男: |
[00:24.16] | 嗌亲交你都话你无错无错无错 |
[00:26.25] | 女: |
[00:26.51] | 我嬲你嬲我原谅你 |
[00:27.92] | 但你要凼返我 |
[00:28.89] | 男: |
[00:29.14] | 估唔到你转身射个三分波 |
[00:31.28] | |
[00:31.82] | 出个post讲吓有几坎坷 |
[00:34.34] | 畀个like你就当可怜我 |
[00:36.69] | 女: |
[00:37.02] | 呢个post讲嘅你好清楚 |
[00:39.49] | 千个like暗示我先系错 |
[00:41.84] | 女: |
[00:42.16] | 玩过火搞到我变癫婆 |
[00:44.43] | 男: |
[00:44.70] | 想发火惊你去揾第二个 |
[00:46.96] | 女: |
[00:47.23] | 讲太多你话我太啰嗦 |
[00:49.25] | 然后 |
[00:50.29] | 男: |
[00:50.62] | 他嬲咗我 |
[00:51.83] | 女: |
[00:52.16] | 激嬲我你有你道理 |
[00:56.11] | 至少我生气会带来生气 |
[01:01.14] | 十万个激嬲我你有你道理 |
[01:05.97] | 花少少心机捉少少心理 |
[01:10.42] | 总有理由嬲你 |
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[01:29.29] | 女: |
[01:29.64] | |
[01:35.02] | 激嬲我嘅理由你话超过十万个 |
[01:37.83] | 我睇过好多冇个系形容我 |
[01:40.31] | 男: |
[01:40.63] | 咁我问你吖 |
[01:41.42] | 点解你分唔到右同左 |
[01:42.86] | 女: |
[01:43.12] | 嘿 |
[01:43.26] | 男: |
[01:43.60] | 然后他嬲咗我 |
[01:45.25] | 女: |
[01:45.61] | 左右不分系天生唔属于我嘅错 |
[01:48.09] | 我同你阿妈跌落河你会救边个 |
[01:50.43] | 男: |
[01:50.77] | 呢个世界上边会有咁多如果 |
[01:53.16] | 我咁样答他然后他嬲到癫左 |
[01:55.81] | 女: |
[01:56.14] | 怎么猜我也猜不到 |
[01:58.64] | 你竟会花式** |
[02:00.84] | 你留言你赞好我看得到看得到 |
[02:04.40] | 男: |
[02:04.69] | 我看得到你笑得这么恐怖 |
[02:06.35] | 女: |
[02:06.63] | 你mean到我处理不到 |
[02:08.74] | 我讨厌你的文法 |
[02:11.07] | 你留言你投稿 |
[02:12.75] | 我看得到你知不知道 |
[02:16.21] | 激嬲我你有你道理 |
[02:20.33] | 至少我生气会带来生气 |
[02:25.39] | 十万个激嬲我你有你道理 |
[02:30.35] | 花少少心机捉少少心理 |
[02:34.59] | 总有理由嬲你 |
[02:36.70] | 原谅我太过喜欢你 |
[02:41.60] | |
[02:42.23] | 故意生你的气 |
[02:45.79] | |
[02:46.73] | 原谅我太过喜欢你 |
[02:51.95] | |
[02:52.73] | 故意地生你的气 |
[02:56.74] | 男: |
[02:56.99] | 一齐踩单车你话觉得好浪漫 |
[02:59.54] | 我只系觉得好缓慢 |
[03:02.07] | 你话我啲模型只只都一样样 |
[03:04.63] | 你钟意啲韩星咪又系一模一样 |
[03:07.26] | 你唔舒服叫我帮你斟杯水 |
[03:09.76] | 斟咗杯暖水你话我笑你中女 |
[03:12.28] | 点解你只狗见到我会兴奋过火 |
[03:14.91] | 然后他嬲晒我地两个 |
[00:00.55] | zuo qu: luo yin ming |
[00:01.79] | zuo ci: luo yin ming MC guo jing |
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[00:07.40] | nv: |
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[00:11.62] | you qi shen guo ke kai shi ni jiu wu shai sheng qi |
[00:14.03] | tong xiao ai yan shui dou xi wei zuo pei ni da ji |
[00:16.48] | Level gao guo ni pa ni niao you pa ni du ji |
[00:19.03] | dian zhi ni yi ju gen mai li |
[00:20.32] | nan: |
[00:20.62] | wei wo like zuo ne ge page |
[00:21.70] | nv: |
[00:21.95] | mian da mian yuan mian pi hou xi wo xi wo xi wo |
[00:23.86] | nan: |
[00:24.16] | ai qin jiao ni dou hua ni wu cuo wu cuo wu cuo |
[00:26.25] | nv: |
[00:26.51] | wo niao ni niao wo yuan liang ni |
[00:27.92] | dan ni yao dang fan wo |
[00:28.89] | nan: |
[00:29.14] | gu wu dao ni zhuan shen she ge san fen bo |
[00:31.28] | |
[00:31.82] | chu ge post jiang xia you ji kan ke |
[00:34.34] | bi ge like ni jiu dang ke lian wo |
[00:36.69] | nv: |
[00:37.02] | ne ge post jiang kai ni hao qing chu |
[00:39.49] | qian ge like an shi wo xian xi cuo |
[00:41.84] | nv: |
[00:42.16] | wan guo huo gao dao wo bian dian po |
[00:44.43] | nan: |
[00:44.70] | xiang fa huo jing ni qu wen di er ge |
[00:46.96] | nv: |
[00:47.23] | jiang tai duo ni hua wo tai luo suo |
[00:49.25] | ran hou |
[00:50.29] | nan: |
[00:50.62] | ta niao zuo wo |
[00:51.83] | nv: |
[00:52.16] | ji niao wo ni you ni dao li |
[00:56.11] | zhi shao wo sheng qi hui dai lai sheng qi |
[01:01.14] | shi wan ge ji niao wo ni you ni dao li |
[01:05.97] | hua shao shao xin ji zhuo shao shao xin li |
[01:10.42] | zong you li you niao ni |
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[01:29.29] | nv: |
[01:29.64] | |
[01:35.02] | ji niao wo kai li you ni hua chao guo shi wan ge |
[01:37.83] | wo di guo hao duo mao ge xi xing rong wo |
[01:40.31] | nan: |
[01:40.63] | han wo wen ni ya |
[01:41.42] | dian jie ni fen wu dao you tong zuo |
[01:42.86] | nv: |
[01:43.12] | hei |
[01:43.26] | nan: |
[01:43.60] | ran hou ta niao zuo wo |
[01:45.25] | nv: |
[01:45.61] | zuo you bu fen xi tian sheng wu shu yu wo kai cuo |
[01:48.09] | wo tong ni a ma die luo he ni hui jiu bian ge |
[01:50.43] | nan: |
[01:50.77] | ne ge shi jie shang bian hui you han duo ru guo |
[01:53.16] | wo han yang da ta ran hou ta niao dao dian zuo |
[01:55.81] | nv: |
[01:56.14] | zen me cai wo ye cai bu dao |
[01:58.64] | ni jing hui hua shi |
[02:00.84] | ni liu yan ni zan hao wo kan de dao kan de dao |
[02:04.40] | nan: |
[02:04.69] | wo kan de dao ni xiao de zhe me kong bu |
[02:06.35] | nv: |
[02:06.63] | ni mean dao wo chu li bu dao |
[02:08.74] | wo tao yan ni de wen fa |
[02:11.07] | ni liu yan ni tou gao |
[02:12.75] | wo kan de dao ni zhi bu zhi dao |
[02:16.21] | ji niao wo ni you ni dao li |
[02:20.33] | zhi shao wo sheng qi hui dai lai sheng qi |
[02:25.39] | shi wan ge ji niao wo ni you ni dao li |
[02:30.35] | hua shao shao xin ji zhuo shao shao xin li |
[02:34.59] | zong you li you niao ni |
[02:36.70] | yuan liang wo tai guo xi huan ni |
[02:41.60] | |
[02:42.23] | gu yi sheng ni de qi |
[02:45.79] | |
[02:46.73] | yuan liang wo tai guo xi huan ni |
[02:51.95] | |
[02:52.73] | gu yi di sheng ni de qi |
[02:56.74] | nan: |
[02:56.99] | yi qi cai dan che ni hua jue de hao lang man |
[02:59.54] | wo zhi xi jue de hao huan man |
[03:02.07] | ni hua wo di mo xing zhi zhi dou yi yang yang |
[03:04.63] | ni zhong yi di han xing mi you xi yi mu yi yang |
[03:07.26] | ni wu shu fu jiao wo bang ni zhen bei shui |
[03:09.76] | zhen zuo bei nuan shui ni hua wo xiao ni zhong nv |
[03:12.28] | dian jie ni zhi gou jian dao wo hui xing fen guo huo |
[03:14.91] | ran hou ta niao shai wo di liang ge |
[00:00.55] | zuò qǔ: luò yìn míng |
[00:01.79] | zuò cí: luò yìn míng MC guó jìng |
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[00:07.40] | nǚ: |
[00:07.83] | |
[00:11.62] | yóu qǐ shēn guǒ kè kāi shǐ nǐ jiù wú shài shēng qì |
[00:14.03] | tōng xiāo ái yǎn shuì dōu xì wèi zuo péi nǐ dǎ jī |
[00:16.48] | Level gāo guò nǐ pà nǐ niǎo yòu pà nǐ dù jì |
[00:19.03] | diǎn zhī nǐ yī jù gēn mái lí |
[00:20.32] | nán: |
[00:20.62] | wèi wǒ like zuo ne gè page |
[00:21.70] | nǚ: |
[00:21.95] | miàn dà miàn yuán miàn pí hòu xì wǒ xì wǒ xì wǒ |
[00:23.86] | nán: |
[00:24.16] | ài qīn jiāo nǐ dōu huà nǐ wú cuò wú cuò wú cuò |
[00:26.25] | nǚ: |
[00:26.51] | wǒ niǎo nǐ niǎo wǒ yuán liàng nǐ |
[00:27.92] | dàn nǐ yào dàng fǎn wǒ |
[00:28.89] | nán: |
[00:29.14] | gū wú dào nǐ zhuǎn shēn shè gè sān fēn bō |
[00:31.28] | |
[00:31.82] | chū gè post jiǎng xià yǒu jǐ kǎn kě |
[00:34.34] | bì gè like nǐ jiù dāng kě lián wǒ |
[00:36.69] | nǚ: |
[00:37.02] | ne gè post jiǎng kǎi nǐ hǎo qīng chǔ |
[00:39.49] | qiān gè like àn shì wǒ xiān xì cuò |
[00:41.84] | nǚ: |
[00:42.16] | wán guò huǒ gǎo dào wǒ biàn diān pó |
[00:44.43] | nán: |
[00:44.70] | xiǎng fā huǒ jīng nǐ qù wèn dì èr gè |
[00:46.96] | nǚ: |
[00:47.23] | jiǎng tài duō nǐ huà wǒ tài luō suo |
[00:49.25] | rán hòu |
[00:50.29] | nán: |
[00:50.62] | tā niǎo zuo wǒ |
[00:51.83] | nǚ: |
[00:52.16] | jī niǎo wǒ nǐ yǒu nǐ dào lǐ |
[00:56.11] | zhì shǎo wǒ shēng qì huì dài lái shēng qì |
[01:01.14] | shí wàn gè jī niǎo wǒ nǐ yǒu nǐ dào lǐ |
[01:05.97] | huā shǎo shǎo xīn jī zhuō shǎo shǎo xīn lǐ |
[01:10.42] | zǒng yǒu lǐ yóu niǎo nǐ |
[01:13.43] | |
[01:29.29] | nǚ: |
[01:29.64] | |
[01:35.02] | jī niǎo wǒ kǎi lǐ yóu nǐ huà chāo guò shí wàn gè |
[01:37.83] | wǒ dì guò hǎo duō mǎo gè xì xíng róng wǒ |
[01:40.31] | nán: |
[01:40.63] | hán wǒ wèn nǐ yā |
[01:41.42] | diǎn jiě nǐ fēn wú dào yòu tóng zuǒ |
[01:42.86] | nǚ: |
[01:43.12] | hēi |
[01:43.26] | nán: |
[01:43.60] | rán hòu tā niǎo zuo wǒ |
[01:45.25] | nǚ: |
[01:45.61] | zuǒ yòu bù fēn xì tiān shēng wú shǔ yú wǒ kǎi cuò |
[01:48.09] | wǒ tóng nǐ ā mā diē luò hé nǐ huì jiù biān gè |
[01:50.43] | nán: |
[01:50.77] | ne gè shì jiè shang biān huì yǒu hán duō rú guǒ |
[01:53.16] | wǒ hán yàng dá tā rán hòu tā niǎo dào diān zuǒ |
[01:55.81] | nǚ: |
[01:56.14] | zěn me cāi wǒ yě cāi bú dào |
[01:58.64] | nǐ jìng huì huā shì |
[02:00.84] | nǐ liú yán nǐ zàn hǎo wǒ kàn de dào kàn de dào |
[02:04.40] | nán: |
[02:04.69] | wǒ kàn de dào nǐ xiào de zhè me kǒng bù |
[02:06.35] | nǚ: |
[02:06.63] | nǐ mean dào wǒ chǔ lǐ bú dào |
[02:08.74] | wǒ tǎo yàn nǐ de wén fǎ |
[02:11.07] | nǐ liú yán nǐ tóu gǎo |
[02:12.75] | wǒ kàn de dào nǐ zhī bù zhī dào |
[02:16.21] | jī niǎo wǒ nǐ yǒu nǐ dào lǐ |
[02:20.33] | zhì shǎo wǒ shēng qì huì dài lái shēng qì |
[02:25.39] | shí wàn gè jī niǎo wǒ nǐ yǒu nǐ dào lǐ |
[02:30.35] | huā shǎo shǎo xīn jī zhuō shǎo shǎo xīn lǐ |
[02:34.59] | zǒng yǒu lǐ yóu niǎo nǐ |
[02:36.70] | yuán liàng wǒ tài guò xǐ huān nǐ |
[02:41.60] | |
[02:42.23] | gù yì shēng nǐ de qì |
[02:45.79] | |
[02:46.73] | yuán liàng wǒ tài guò xǐ huān nǐ |
[02:51.95] | |
[02:52.73] | gù yì dì shēng nǐ de qì |
[02:56.74] | nán: |
[02:56.99] | yī qí cǎi dān chē nǐ huà jué de hǎo làng màn |
[02:59.54] | wǒ zhǐ xì jué de hǎo huǎn màn |
[03:02.07] | nǐ huà wǒ dì mó xíng zhǐ zhǐ dōu yí yàng yàng |
[03:04.63] | nǐ zhōng yì dì hán xīng mī yòu xì yī mú yī yàng |
[03:07.26] | nǐ wú shū fú jiào wǒ bāng nǐ zhēn bēi shuǐ |
[03:09.76] | zhēn zuo bēi nuǎn shuǐ nǐ huà wǒ xiào nǐ zhōng nǚ |
[03:12.28] | diǎn jiě nǐ zhǐ gǒu jiàn dào wǒ huì xīng fèn guò huǒ |
[03:14.91] | rán hòu tā niǎo shài wǒ dì liǎng gè |