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I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block |
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Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock |
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Said "I'd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year |
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Son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer." |
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And I said "It's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think. |
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You just pour and drink. Yea 16.50 for a bottle of Jack, |
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No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack. |
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Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done, |
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And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun". |
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. |
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And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think |
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You just pour and drink, yea it's cheaper than a shrink. |
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. |
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Now me and her had this little problem between us |
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Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus |
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She said "Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor". |
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I said "All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers. |
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Cause it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think |
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You just pour and drink. 'Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs. |
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No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack. |
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Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done, |
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And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun". |
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. |
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And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think |
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You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink. |
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. |
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If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline, |
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Then I'da quit drinkin' when I was 19. |
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It's the oldest, most proven form of therapy |
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The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's |
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. |
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Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you don't have to think |
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You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink. |
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Oh you just pour and drink and it's a whole lot cheaper |
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Than some big town clock hound, drag it down shrink. |
