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Before the land before time there was a time before land |
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When the world was just slime and Krongu was the brand |
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Yes Krongu green sludge was the most popular item |
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There might have been better sludges but no one ever tried 'em |
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Bought and sold by the platter green slime by Krongu |
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It was the most popular matter it was the most popular hue |
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It was from sea to sea it was from dawn to dark |
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It had thoroughly cornered all of the market |
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All other colors were in absentia back in BC ten zillion |
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There was no puce or magenta or chartreuse or cerulean |
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No red yellow or blue well to put it properly |
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There was green slime by Krongu it was a total monopoly |
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If you'd bought stock in there oh for a while it would have sky rocketed |
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It would have been mucho deniro that you would have stood to have pocketed |
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But if you missed out on that ship then you have my sympathies kid |
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Cos Krongu's value dipped as those slimy seas did |
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And land started to pop up in dribs and drabs at a time |
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And creatures started to hop up from the oceans of slime |
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Krongu's grip started slipping with this slew of innovations |
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There was now competition from some new corporations |
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There were so many style and it all seemed so nice |
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These miles of aisles of life's merchandise |
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Some tiny some giant some could chirp some could buzz |
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Rebellious or compliant with scales feathers or fuzz |
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Some were stupid as turnips some were lowly as corals |
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Some had high minded concepts dreams and ideas and morals |
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Some were fanged some were toothless some were sweet some were salty |
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They were popular but useless they were pretty but faulty |
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Yes I guess I got fleeced I got baited and hooked |
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By each dream and each beast that didn't work as good as it looked |
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'Cos each one crapped out and broke built to last forget it |
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Get a refund that's a joke you can't even exchange for store credit |
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Someone do some muck raking an expose a news tip off |
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This whole store is a heartbreaking fraudulent rip off |
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Forget friends family dreams hearts trees birds dogs snakes |
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Forget you forget me it's just cheap stuff that breaks |
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And in the land after time and the time after land |
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They'll just roll out the slime in the most trusted brand |
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When push comes to shove it'll be Krongu no dismissals no disbarments |
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No more tears no more love no more crew of disposable varmints |
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'Cos before the land before time there was a time before land |
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When the world was just slime and Krongu was the brand |
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Yes Krongu green sludge was the popular item |
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There might have been better sludges but no one ever tried 'em |