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Todd Snider |
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You know just the other morning |
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I was hanging around in my house |
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I had that new book with pictures of |
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Madonna naked |
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I was checkin' it out |
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Just then a friend of mine came through the door |
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Said she never pegged me for a scumbag before |
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She said she didn't ever wanna see me anymore |
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And I still don't know why |
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Chorus I think |
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I'm an alright guy |
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I think I'm an alright guy |
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I just wanna live until |
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I gotta die |
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I know I ain't perfect but |
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God knows |
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I try I think |
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I'm an alright guy |
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I think I'm alright |
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Now maybe |
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I'm dirty and maybe |
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I smoke a little dope |
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But it ain't like |
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I'm going on |
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T.V. and tearing up pictures of the |
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Pope I know |
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I get wild |
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I know I get drunk |
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But it ain't like |
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I gotta lot of bodies in my trunk |
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My old man used to call me a no good punk |
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And I still don't why |
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Chorus You know just the other night these cops pulled me over outside a bar |
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They turned on their lights and said hey kid get out of the car |
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I was only joking when |
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I called 'em a couple of dicks |
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But still they made me do the stupid human tricks |
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And now I'm stuck in this cell with a bunch of dumb hicks |
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And I still don't why |
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Chorus (x2) |