| 歌曲 | Leo (Skit) |
| 歌手 | Ja Rule |
| 专辑 | Pain Is Love |
| 作曲 : Not Applicable | |
| this is leo! and im the cousin of the bitch that dont know what the fuck she | |
| Talkin bout! i am the real psychic man! next caller： | |
| Caller：hello miss leo my uh boyfriend is in jail and i wanna know uh when he | |
| Is a-comin out | |
| Leo: ok, i know, he will be-he-wi-, your boyfriend hold on the cards never lie | |
| Tyra readin and i am psychic and i am leo and i know when your boyfriend will | |
| Be home. hold on i will tell you. the charge is 50 dollar a minute are u cool | |
| With that? you cool wit - ok then hold on your gonna hold on for 15 minute hold | |
| On hold on okay - hold 15 minute hold on next caller: | |
| Caller: yes umm, i wanna know if uh, my mom is have affair with my boyfriend | |
| Leo: oh! now see girl, this is a very difficult one for me to read, becuase, i | |
| See, i see darkness in your future, i see, now, now is your mother a whore? | |
| Caller: yeas. | |
| Leo: now see dis is what they talk, dis is what the cards say. dis is what me | |
| Thought dis is what me taught. now uh, does your momma, uhh, hold on let me | |
| Get this one together, hold on. its a 50 dollar charge fee, a minute. are you | |
| Cool wit dat? you cool wit dat? | |
| Caller: okay | |
| Leo: okay, den you hold on too. ten minute hold on for you. caller, who on the | |
| Line? | |
| Caller: ajuya | |
| Leo: ajuya, what the hell u want? | |
| Caller: umm i was just at the clinic and im curious to know-- | |
| Leo: hold on! you want to know who the baby's daddy is, am i right? | |
| Caller: (gasp) oh my god | |
| Leo: see! that what we know, the cards never lie, its all in the tyra readin! | |
| Now, now, i see, i see in the cards, i see a, a tall one, a tall one, he has, | |
| He has shot feet | |
| Caller: yes | |
| Leo: ok, and now i see a fat one. now the fat one hes poor, hes rather poor, he | |
| Broke? is the fat one broke? | |
| Caller: michael! yes... | |
| Leo: his name uh, now see girl, my cards say that his name is fred, his name | |
| Not michael its fred. | |
| Caller: (gasp!!)how do you know that!? | |
| Leo: see he been lying to yo girl. yes the fat one been lying to you. so u know | |
| What this leads me to believe? it was the other one you were fucking with, the | |
| Other one. it was neither one of them it was the other one girl. now, if you'd | |
| Like to know anything else, your gonna have to hold on! |
| zuò qǔ : Not Applicable | |
| this is leo! and im the cousin of the bitch that dont know what the fuck she | |
| Talkin bout! i am the real psychic man! next caller: | |
| Caller: hello miss leo my uh boyfriend is in jail and i wanna know uh when he | |
| Is acomin out | |
| Leo: ok, i know, he will behewi, your boyfriend hold on the cards never lie | |
| Tyra readin and i am psychic and i am leo and i know when your boyfriend will | |
| Be home. hold on i will tell you. the charge is 50 dollar a minute are u cool | |
| With that? you cool wit ok then hold on your gonna hold on for 15 minute hold | |
| On hold on okay hold 15 minute hold on next caller: | |
| Caller: yes umm, i wanna know if uh, my mom is have affair with my boyfriend | |
| Leo: oh! now see girl, this is a very difficult one for me to read, becuase, i | |
| See, i see darkness in your future, i see, now, now is your mother a whore? | |
| Caller: yeas. | |
| Leo: now see dis is what they talk, dis is what the cards say. dis is what me | |
| Thought dis is what me taught. now uh, does your momma, uhh, hold on let me | |
| Get this one together, hold on. its a 50 dollar charge fee, a minute. are you | |
| Cool wit dat? you cool wit dat? | |
| Caller: okay | |
| Leo: okay, den you hold on too. ten minute hold on for you. caller, who on the | |
| Line? | |
| Caller: ajuya | |
| Leo: ajuya, what the hell u want? | |
| Caller: umm i was just at the clinic and im curious to know | |
| Leo: hold on! you want to know who the baby' s daddy is, am i right? | |
| Caller: gasp oh my god | |
| Leo: see! that what we know, the cards never lie, its all in the tyra readin! | |
| Now, now, i see, i see in the cards, i see a, a tall one, a tall one, he has, | |
| He has shot feet | |
| Caller: yes | |
| Leo: ok, and now i see a fat one. now the fat one hes poor, hes rather poor, he | |
| Broke? is the fat one broke? | |
| Caller: michael! yes... | |
| Leo: his name uh, now see girl, my cards say that his name is fred, his name | |
| Not michael its fred. | |
| Caller: gasp!! how do you know that!? | |
| Leo: see he been lying to yo girl. yes the fat one been lying to you. so u know | |
| What this leads me to believe? it was the other one you were fucking with, the | |
| Other one. it was neither one of them it was the other one girl. now, if you' d | |
| Like to know anything else, your gonna have to hold on! |