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Pity the poor man, pity the sad man |
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Pity the green man who couldn't afford to orgy |
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Pity the policeman, pity the snowman |
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Pity the woman who couldn't afford to orgy |
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"Say, Johnny, you're a little lonesome? |
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Oh, come on big boy, let me show you. |
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Mmm, don't you wanna good time?" |
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Good for the postman, good for the con man |
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Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy |
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Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut |
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Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy |
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"Come on, honey, keep breaking my heart. |
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Ooh, you're breaking my heart." |
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If it's a problem getting together |
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Leave it alone, it's the easiest way |
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Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever |
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Nothing like living real dangerously |
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"Ooh, come on, give yourself a break. |
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Oh, don't worry, baby, you'll get over it. |
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Mmm, you'll get over it." |
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Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it |
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Sorry to mention I couldn't afford to orgy |
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Seems such a bother, one thing, another |
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Tempting and teasing, just for an orgy |
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"Oh no, you have to take a chance. |
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Ah, you've gotta give me one chance anyway. |
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Mmm, you can sure do it. Ah, mmm. C'mon. Mmm." |