歪瓜裂枣

歌曲 歪瓜裂枣
歌手 讲究制噪
歌手 CRAT
歌手 DJ Baker
歌手 Monki
专辑 歪瓜裂枣

歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : 讲究制噪
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 讲究制噪
[00:07.206] 编曲：CRAT@讲究制噪
[00:14.517] 歪哦歪哦
[00:16.059] 喔哦喔哦哦
[00:17.335] 歪哦歪哦
[00:19.831] 歪哦歪哦
[00:21.124] 喔哦喔哦哦
[00:22.435] 歪哦歪哦
[00:23.899] CRAT：
[00:24.911] 你整了你的下巴
[00:27.413] 你整了你的脸颊
[00:29.894] 你割了双的眼皮
[00:30.428] 还是觉得
[00:31.748] 歪哦歪哦
[00:32.548] 歪哦歪哦
[00:33.713] 你美颜开到最大
[00:34.993] 玻尿尿酸都出来啦
[00:37.480] 你发到朋友圈里
[00:40.033] 还是觉得
[00:41.616] 歪哦歪哦
[00:42.605] 畸形的审美
[00:46.311] 套了一层画皮
[00:47.685] 未来的你会在哪里
[00:50.101] 会不会继续开刀
[00:51.451] 继续换皮
[00:52.609] 幻想变成范冰冰
[00:53.826] 或Anglababy
[00:55.023] 纯天然实在很好
[00:56.458] 何必开刀
[00:57.683] 让自己变成
[00:59.002] 歪瓜裂枣
[01:00.288] 镜子里早已不不是你
[01:02.538] 实在
[01:03.507] 歪哦歪哦
[01:05.021] Chorus：
[01:05.385] 歪哦歪哦
[01:06.673] 喔哦喔哦哦
[01:07.867] 亲生的妈妈还认识你吗
[01:10.377] 歪哦歪哦
[01:11.708] 喔哦喔哦哦
[01:12.931] 歪哦歪哦
[01:14.220] 歪瓜裂枣哦
[01:15.472] 歪哦歪哦
[01:16.743] 喔哦喔哦哦
[01:17.993] 永远都无法再撤销
[01:21.042] 变成歪瓜裂枣咯
[01:25.537] (Scratch)
[01:45.599] Monki：
[01:45.866] 你出门
[01:46.545] 小心翼翼怕撞衫
[01:47.981] 怎么不怕撞脸兄弟姐妹在满大街转
[01:50.485] 一样选了同款
[01:51.736] 网红8套餐
[01:52.987] 没赶上二胎配个双胞胎你怕落单
[01:55.559] 用亚当的肋骨
[01:57.060] 垫了鼻骨
[01:58.326] 用上古白虎兽的脂肪填了屁股
[02:00.688] 那些个高科技术嫉妒不嫉妒
[02:03.438] 追风少年你辛不辛苦
[02:06.506] 三百六十五天三百天在酒店住
[02:08.995] 发了三亚图片说有学冲浪超酷
[02:11.553] 山崎芬迪Gucci Versace Prada布加迪
[02:14.044] 都来微信粉你虚拟世界称霸万人迷
[02:16.528] 医院的木乃伊
[02:17.841] 怎么去年飞机票今年一年都有旅行的行迹你扑朔迷离
[02:21.440] 咦
[02:22.123] 滥用移形换影废内力
[02:24.248] 但是千万别搞飞了你的曼桃体
[02:26.173] Chorus：
[02:26.355] 歪哦歪哦
[02:27.475] 喔哦喔哦哦
[02:28.646] 亲生的妈妈还认识你吗
[02:31.214] 歪哦歪哦
[02:32.514] 喔哦喔哦哦
[02:33.760] 歪哦歪哦
[02:35.057] 歪瓜裂枣哦
[02:36.291] 歪哦歪哦
[02:37.563] 喔哦喔哦哦
[02:38.853] 永远都无法再撤销
[02:41.826] 变成歪瓜裂枣咯
[02:46.364] (Scratch)
[03:06.033] DJ Baker：
[03:06.546] 刷刷朋友圈儿
[03:07.630] 越看越迷糊
[03:09.042] 如果照片是标志牌儿
[03:10.321] 我一准儿迷路
[03:11.431] 怎么全是同一张脸
[03:12.851] 选了同一款皮肤
[03:13.923] 好像少个韩式半永久
[03:15.297] 就永久变尼姑
[03:16.859] 姑娘
[03:17.563] 你其实本来就很美
[03:18.940] 不用洗头配上素颜
[03:20.179] 都让人想上本垒
[03:21.704] 拉拉双眼皮儿就得了
[03:22.713] 干嘛非要蹚浑水
[03:23.952] 没听人说么
[03:25.099] 喝纯的才能觉出醇美
[03:26.803] 都非葫芦娃
[03:28.019] 也不是爷爷
[03:29.244] 你究竟要勾谁我的蛇精姐姐
[03:31.844] 我求您把我屏蔽我先说声谢谢
[03:34.411] 要不我都怀疑自己屏幕歪歪斜斜
[03:36.888] 都是爹妈生的
[03:38.047] 咱得自信一点
[03:39.413] 要是整就整了
[03:40.535] 也就诚实一点
[03:41.972] 您要非说天生自己就像巴啦啦小魔仙
[03:44.621] 我只能回您一句别巴巴了 整容脸
[03:46.963] Chorus：
[03:47.514] 歪哦歪哦
[03:48.265] 喔哦喔哦哦
[03:49.457] 亲生的妈妈还认识你吗
[03:52.042] 歪哦歪哦
[03:53.335] 喔哦喔哦哦
[03:54.601] 歪哦歪哦
[03:56.090] 歪瓜裂枣哦
[03:57.095] 歪哦歪哦
[03:58.402] 喔哦喔哦哦
[03:59.664] 永远都无法再撤销
[04:02.628] 变成歪瓜裂枣咯
[04:06.380]
[04:08.469] 制作人：讲究制噪
[04:09.737] Scratch：DJ Baker@讲究制噪
[04:11.019] 录音：CRAT @Tweaktonelabs BJ
[04:12.268] 混音：CRAT @Tweaktonelabs BJ
[04:13.469] 母带：CRAT @Tweaktonelabs BJ
[04:14.255] 封面设计：董梦頔

拼音

[00:00.000] zuò cí : jiǎng jiū zhì zào
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : jiǎng jiū zhì zào
[00:07.206] biān qǔ: CRAT jiǎng jiū zhì zào
[00:14.517] wāi ó wāi ó
[00:16.059] ō ó ō ó ó
[00:17.335] wāi ó wāi ó
[00:19.831] wāi ó wāi ó
[00:21.124] ō ó ō ó ó
[00:22.435] wāi ó wāi ó
[00:23.899] CRAT:
[00:24.911] nǐ zhěng le nǐ de xià bā
[00:27.413] nǐ zhěng le nǐ de liǎn jiá
[00:29.894] nǐ gē le shuāng de yǎn pí
[00:30.428] hái shì jué de
[00:31.748] wāi ó wāi ó
[00:32.548] wāi ó wāi ó
[00:33.713] nǐ měi yán kāi dào zuì dà
[00:34.993] bō niào niào suān dōu chū lái la
[00:37.480] nǐ fā dào péng yǒu quān lǐ
[00:40.033] hái shì jué de
[00:41.616] wāi ó wāi ó
[00:42.605] jī xíng de shěn měi
[00:46.311] tào le yī céng huà pí
[00:47.685] wèi lái de nǐ huì zài nǎ lǐ
[00:50.101] huì bú huì jì xù kāi dāo
[00:51.451] jì xù huàn pí
[00:52.609] huàn xiǎng biàn chéng fàn bīng bīng
[00:53.826] huò Anglababy
[00:55.023] chún tiān rán shí zài hěn hǎo
[00:56.458] hé bì kāi dāo
[00:57.683] ràng zì jǐ biàn chéng
[00:59.002] wāi guā liè zǎo
[01:00.288] jìng zi lǐ zǎo yǐ bù bú shì nǐ
[01:02.538] shí zài
[01:03.507] wāi ó wāi ó
[01:05.021] Chorus:
[01:05.385] wāi ó wāi ó
[01:06.673] ō ó ō ó ó
[01:07.867] qīn shēng de mā mā hái rèn shi nǐ ma
[01:10.377] wāi ó wāi ó
[01:11.708] ō ó ō ó ó
[01:12.931] wāi ó wāi ó
[01:14.220] wāi guā liè zǎo ó
[01:15.472] wāi ó wāi ó
[01:16.743] ō ó ō ó ó
[01:17.993] yǒng yuǎn dōu wú fǎ zài chè xiāo
[01:21.042] biàn chéng wāi guā liè zǎo gē
[01:25.537] Scratch
[01:45.599] Monki:
[01:45.866] nǐ chū mén
[01:46.545] xiǎo xīn yì yì pà zhuàng shān
[01:47.981] zěn me bù pà zhuàng liǎn xiōng dì jiě mèi zài mǎn dà jiē zhuǎn
[01:50.485] yí yàng xuǎn le tóng kuǎn
[01:51.736] wǎng hóng 8 tào cān
[01:52.987] méi gǎn shàng èr tāi pèi gè shuāng bāo tāi nǐ pà luò dān
[01:55.559] yòng yà dāng de lèi gǔ
[01:57.060] diàn le bí gǔ
[01:58.326] yòng shàng gǔ bái hǔ shòu de zhī fáng tián le pì gǔ
[02:00.688] nèi xiē gè gāo kē jì shù jí dù bù jí dù
[02:03.438] zhuī fēng shào nián nǐ xīn bù xīn kǔ
[02:06.506] sān bǎi liù shí wǔ tiān sān bǎi tiān zài jiǔ diàn zhù
[02:08.995] fā le sān yà tú piàn shuō yǒu xué chōng làng chāo kù
[02:11.553] shān qí fēn dí Gucci Versace Prada bù jiā dí
[02:14.044] dōu lái wēi xìn fěn nǐ xū nǐ shì jiè chēng bà wàn rén mí
[02:16.528] yī yuàn de mù nǎi yī
[02:17.841] zěn me qù nián fēi jī piào jīn nián yī nián dōu yǒu lǚ xíng de xíng jī nǐ pū shuò mí lí
[02:21.440] yí
[02:22.123] làn yòng yí xíng huàn yǐng fèi nèi lì
[02:24.248] dàn shì qiān wàn bié gǎo fēi le nǐ de màn táo tǐ
[02:26.173] Chorus:
[02:26.355] wāi ó wāi ó
[02:27.475] ō ó ō ó ó
[02:28.646] qīn shēng de mā mā hái rèn shi nǐ ma
[02:31.214] wāi ó wāi ó
[02:32.514] ō ó ō ó ó
[02:33.760] wāi ó wāi ó
[02:35.057] wāi guā liè zǎo ó
[02:36.291] wāi ó wāi ó
[02:37.563] ō ó ō ó ó
[02:38.853] yǒng yuǎn dōu wú fǎ zài chè xiāo
[02:41.826] biàn chéng wāi guā liè zǎo gē
[02:46.364] Scratch
[03:06.033] DJ Baker:
[03:06.546] shuā shuā péng yǒu quān ér
[03:07.630] yuè kàn yuè mí hu
[03:09.042] rú guǒ zhào piān shì biāo zhì pái ér
[03:10.321] wǒ yī zhǔn ér mí lù
[03:11.431] zěn me quán shì tóng yī zhāng liǎn
[03:12.851] xuǎn le tóng yī kuǎn pí fū
[03:13.923] hǎo xiàng shǎo gè hán shì bàn yǒng jiǔ
[03:15.297] jiù yǒng jiǔ biàn ní gū
[03:16.859] gū niáng
[03:17.563] nǐ qí shí běn lái jiù hěn měi
[03:18.940] bù yòng xǐ tóu pèi shàng sù yán
[03:20.179] dōu ràng rén xiǎng shàng běn lěi
[03:21.704] lā lā shuāng yǎn pí r jiù dé le
[03:22.713] gàn ma fēi yào tāng hún shuǐ
[03:23.952] méi tīng rén shuō me
[03:25.099] hē chún de cái néng jué chū chún měi
[03:26.803] dōu fēi hú lú wá
[03:28.019] yě bú shì yé ye
[03:29.244] nǐ jiū jìng yào gōu shuí wǒ de shé jīng jiě jie
[03:31.844] wǒ qiú nín bǎ wǒ píng bì wǒ xiān shuō shēng xiè xiè
[03:34.411] yào bù wǒ dōu huái yí zì jǐ píng mù wāi wāi xié xié
[03:36.888] dōu shì diē mā shēng de
[03:38.047] zán dé zì xìn yì diǎn
[03:39.413] yào shì zhěng jiù zhěng le
[03:40.535] yě jiù chéng shí yì diǎn
[03:41.972] nín yào fēi shuō tiān shēng zì jǐ jiù xiàng bā la la xiǎo mó xiān
[03:44.621] wǒ zhǐ néng huí nín yī jù bié bā bā le zhěng róng liǎn
[03:46.963] Chorus:
[03:47.514] wāi ó wāi ó
[03:48.265] ō ó ō ó ó
[03:49.457] qīn shēng de mā mā hái rèn shi nǐ ma
[03:52.042] wāi ó wāi ó
[03:53.335] ō ó ō ó ó
[03:54.601] wāi ó wāi ó
[03:56.090] wāi guā liè zǎo ó
[03:57.095] wāi ó wāi ó
[03:58.402] ō ó ō ó ó
[03:59.664] yǒng yuǎn dōu wú fǎ zài chè xiāo
[04:02.628] biàn chéng wāi guā liè zǎo gē
[04:06.380]
[04:08.469] zhì zuò rén: jiǎng jiū zhì zào
[04:09.737] Scratch: DJ Baker jiǎng jiū zhì zào
[04:11.019] lù yīn: CRAT Tweaktonelabs BJ
[04:12.268] hùn yīn: CRAT Tweaktonelabs BJ
[04:13.469] mǔ dài: CRAT Tweaktonelabs BJ
[04:14.255] fēng miàn shè jì: dǒng mèng dí