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In days of old, when knights were bold and journeyed from their castles |
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Trusty men were left behind, knights needed not the hassles |
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They helped themselves to pig and peach |
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And drank from |
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King's own chalice |
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Oh, it was a stirring sight, these gypsies in the palace |
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And as I told my friend |
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Zachary Richard, when you leave home |
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Some things never change, hit it |
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So, long boss, knock 'em dead, don't you worry 'bout a thing |
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I wish that we could come along, we'd love to hear you sing |
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The limo's here, your bags are packed, the list is by the phone |
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Me and Snake will watch your place, treat it like our own |
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Look at all this liquor, look at all this food |
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It's only gonna go to waste, we're not really being rude |
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But the good stuff's in his closet, |
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I swear he wouldn't mind |
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Hell, we'll just shoot the lock off, |
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I do it all the time |
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We're gypsies in the palace, he's left us here alone |
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The order of the sleepless knights, will now assume the throne |
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We ain't got no money, we ain't got no right |
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But we're gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight |
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There's damsels in distress up there and we got all this beer |
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We'll free them from their condos, bring 'em over here |
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We'll show them his gold records, play his music loud |
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We'll party just like |
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Bubba does, we'll do the old man proud |
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We're gypsies in the palace, there ain't no wrong or right |
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We're gypsies in the palace, and a' goin' wild tonight |
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He's the greatest guy to work for, man he's really cool |
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Hey Snake this party's gettin' dull, throw someone in the pool |
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Let's all take our clothes off and form a conga line |
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Watch out for that broken glass, hey |
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Snake, we need more wine |
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We're gypsies in the palace, there ain't no wrong or right |
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We're gypsies in the palace and we're raisin' hell tonight |
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Hi there boss, what's goin' on? |
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You say you're coming when? |
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I'll send |
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Snake out to pick you up tomorrow night at ten, okay |
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Everybody outta here, this joint is closin' down |
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We gotta find someone to clean this up, he's comin' back to town |
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Hi there boss, we waxed your car, we raked and mowed your lawn |
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We couldn't find enough to do in the short time you were gone |
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Man, it sure is peaceful here, you've really got it all |
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And if we ever hit the road again, give me and |
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Snake a call |
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We're gypsies in the palace, he's left us here alone |
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The order of the sleepless knights, will now assume the throne |
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We ain't got no money, we ain't got no right |
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But we're gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight |
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Hello? Hey, |
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Jimmy, it's |
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Glenn, Glenn, how ya' doing? |
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Fine man, |
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I'm going on the road |
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Do you know anyone who could house sit for me? |
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I got these two great guys that look after my place man, they're the best |