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City jail city jail like an old scared dog |
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I tuck my tail |
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Bow my head and not a careless word is said |
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Gotta sleep on the floor once more at city jail |
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Well I was hangin' round the bus station |
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Mindin' my own business like |
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I always do |
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When I saw this waitress in this bus station cafe |
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And I thought |
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I check out the action like |
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I always do |
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I'd give her the bad eye and made a few choices personal comments |
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About what |
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I thought mine and her possibilities could be for a team |
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When she called the badge on me |
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The badge grabbed me by the arm and he said |
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What are you doin' hangin' around here for |
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And I said for whatever's goin' around |
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He said no what |
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I mean is what are you doin' |
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Sayin' things like that to that lady |
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And I said what's that lady's doin' with purple hair |
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Well the badge said you're smart alec and |
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I said no |
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I ain't I'm just hungry |
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And he said you're actin' like a smart alec |
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And I said no that's how |
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I act when |
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I get hungry |
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Well he put me outside in a dark corner |
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And before you could say hypocrite he hit me on the head |
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And I said oooh don't hit me on the head |
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I can't protect myself with the handcuffs on |
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Please don't hit me on the head then he hit me again he hit me again he hit me again |
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And I said oh oh oh oh oh please don't stand on my feet when you hit me |
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I break my ankles when |
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Well about that time they threw me in the wagon |
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And that waitress walked out with a sailor |
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I said hey you not you |
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I'm talkin' to the purple people eater |
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Yes you lady quote you're the cause of it all unquote |
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Then she said to that sailor said get me away from that horrible man |
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Well as they hauled me away |
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I said everybody have a nice evening |