| 歌曲 | Spectacular Failure |
| 歌手 | Lake Street Dive |
| 专辑 | Side Pony |
| [Verse 1] | |
| I knew a boy way back when | |
| His name was Bobby, and then | |
| He asked my daddy if I could go dancing | |
| But he could not make a pass | |
| Can’t tell his elbow from ass | |
| He was completely inept at romancing | |
| [Chorus] | |
| Oh, Bobby | |
| Well, it’s so painful to watch you | |
| Well, in a crowd I could spot you | |
| Oh, Bobby | |
| You’ll never nail her | |
| What a spectacular failure | |
| [Verse 2] | |
| He’s got a buddy named Jack | |
| Who likes to take it as fact | |
| That he and Bobby have all of the power | |
| But don’t believe what he says | |
| 'Cause Jack’s gone soft in the head | |
| And Bob and Jack play grab-ass in the shower | |
| [Chorus] | |
| Oh, Bobby | |
| You play out every delusion | |
| You’re better off in seclusion | |
| Oh, Bobby | |
| You’ve never looked paler | |
| What a spectacular failure | |
| [Musical Interlude] | |
| [Chorus] | |
| Oh, Bobby | |
| You don’t appear to be dying | |
| Oh, it’s like you’re not even trying | |
| Oh, Bobby | |
| I can’t excuse your behavior | |
| What a spectacular failure | |
| What a spectacular failure |
| Verse 1 | |
| I knew a boy way back when | |
| His name was Bobby, and then | |
| He asked my daddy if I could go dancing | |
| But he could not make a pass | |
| Can' t tell his elbow from ass | |
| He was completely inept at romancing | |
| Chorus | |
| Oh, Bobby | |
| Well, it' s so painful to watch you | |
| Well, in a crowd I could spot you | |
| Oh, Bobby | |
| You' ll never nail her | |
| What a spectacular failure | |
| Verse 2 | |
| He' s got a buddy named Jack | |
| Who likes to take it as fact | |
| That he and Bobby have all of the power | |
| But don' t believe what he says | |
| ' Cause Jack' s gone soft in the head | |
| And Bob and Jack play grabass in the shower | |
| Chorus | |
| Oh, Bobby | |
| You play out every delusion | |
| You' re better off in seclusion | |
| Oh, Bobby | |
| You' ve never looked paler | |
| What a spectacular failure | |
| Musical Interlude | |
| Chorus | |
| Oh, Bobby | |
| You don' t appear to be dying | |
| Oh, it' s like you' re not even trying | |
| Oh, Bobby | |
| I can' t excuse your behavior | |
| What a spectacular failure | |
| What a spectacular failure |