The Whole "Being Dead" Thing

歌曲 The Whole "Being Dead" Thing
歌手 Alex Brightman
歌手 Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
专辑 Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

歌词

[00:00.00] "The Whole "Being Dead" Thing"
[00:00.00] (feat. Alex Brightman)
[00:00.00] (from "Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording)" soundtrack)
[00:01.21] BETELGEUSE, sung:
[00:01.54] Hey, folks! Begging your pardon!
[00:04.36] 'Scuse me! Sorry to barge in
[00:07.39] Now let's skip the tears and start on the whole
[00:11.90] Y'know Being dead thing
[00:13.20]
[00:13.26] You're doomed! Enjoy the singing
[00:16.45] The sword of Damocles is swinging
[00:19.55] And if I hear your cell-phone ringing
[00:22.40] I'll kill you myself
[00:23.85] The whole being dead thing!
[00:25.20]
[00:25.71] Death can get a person stressed
[00:28.35] "We should have carpe'd way more diems
[00:30.90] Now we're never gonna see 'em!"
[00:31.98] I can show you what comes next
[00:34.18] So don't be freaked
[00:35.77] Stay in your seats
[00:37.40] I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week!
[00:40.46] So just relax, you'll be fine
[00:42.90] Drink your fifty-dollar wine
[00:43.68] And take a breath!
[00:44.49]
[00:45.66] ENSEMBLE:
[00:45.82] Welcome to a show about death!
[00:47.98]
[00:48.16] BETELGEUSE:
[00:50.14] You're...
[00:53.25] You're gonna be fine...
[00:57.80] On the other side...
[00:59.25] DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
[00:59.98]
[01:02.10] I'll...
[01:05.38] I'll be your guide...
[01:07.41] To the other side...
[01:07.96]
[01:09.16] ENSEMBLE:
[01:10.93] Oh, and full disclosure: It's a show about death!
[01:11.60]
[01:12.70] BETELGEUSE:
[01:15.80] Everybody gets on fine here
[01:18.48] Like Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein here
[01:21.15] The women's bathroom has no line here
[01:21.65] Just...
[01:22.76] Pee where you want!
[01:24.51] The whole being dead thing!
[01:27.29] You're just gonna love the folks here
[01:30.33] Yes, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke here!
[01:32.82] And every show I do, like, a TON of coke here
[01:33.52]
[01:34.41] The whole-
[01:34.90] *heavy sniffing*
[01:36.44] PAH-HAH! The whole being dead thing!
[01:36.88]
[01:39.64] Nobody is bullet-proof!
[01:41.22] "I work out, I eat clean!"
[01:42.94] Jesus, pass the Dramamine
[01:45.86] Time to face the brutal truth:
[01:47.23] 'Cause we're all on a hitlist
[01:48.78] Might not live 'till Christmas
[01:50.28] Choke to death on Triscuits
[01:51.99] Hey, that's just statistics
[01:53.52] So take a little break here
[01:55.00] Kinda like a wake here
[01:56.49] The scenery is fake here
[01:58.26] But there's a giant snake here!
[01:58.63]
[02:06.90] ENSEMBLE:
[02:06.81] Welcome to a show about death!
[02:07.39]
[02:08.34] BETELGEUSE:
[02:10.50] You're...
[02:12.73] You're gonna be fine...
[02:13.95] THANK YOU!
[02:16.12] On the other side...
[02:17.72] HOW YOU DOIN'?
[02:18.79] Not good!
[02:19.39] Ba-be-ba-ba-be-bo-boo-bap-boop!
[02:20.59]
[02:22.49] I'll...
[02:26.27] I'll be your guide!
[02:29.94] To the other side!
[02:31.76] Seriously, though, this is a show about-
[02:32.17]
[02:32.50] ENSEMBLE:
[02:34.82] Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new
[02:37.22] There's nothing medical professionals could do
[02:38.45] 'Cept maybe just bill you
[02:38.82]
[02:39.47] BETELGEUSE, spoken:
[02:41.12] If you die while listening to this album
[02:42.51] It's still gonna keep playing
[02:42.86]
[02:43.21] ENSEMBLE:
[02:45.47] There's no destiny or fate
[02:47.12] Just a terrifying wait
[02:48.66] Filled with people that you hate
[02:50.46] And on a certain date, the universe kills you!
[02:50.97]
[02:53.77] BETELGEUSE:
[02:54.95] That's the thing with life:
[02:58.52] No-one makes it out alive!
[03:01.19] Toss that body in the pit
[03:02.76] "Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?"
[03:04.34] "Blah, blah, Bible. Jesus magic."
[03:07.22] When you're dead, who gives a shit?
[03:08.91] No pilates, no more yoga!
[03:10.22] "Namaste", you freakin' posers
[03:10.87]
[03:13.56] From the cradle to cremation
[03:16.85] Death just needs a little conversation!
[03:19.72] I have mastered the art (Dies Irae!)
[03:21.70] Of tearing convention apart (Dies Irae!)
[03:22.54]
[03:25.78] So, how about we all make a start (Dies Irae!)
[03:32.30] On the whole being dead thing!
[03:35.29]
[03:35.49] ALL:
[03:35.63] God, I hope you're ready for a show about death!

歌词大意

[00:00.00]
[00:00.00]
[00:00.00]
[00:01.21]
[00:01.54] hāi! bù hǎo yì sī,
[00:04.36] tū rán chū xiàn.
[00:07.39] ràng wǒ men tiào guò kū kū tí tí,
[00:11.90] kāi shǐ sǐ hòu de shēng huó
[00:13.26] nǐ sǐ dìng le! jìn qíng xiǎng shòu zhè shǒu gē
[00:16.45] sǐ shén zài lái de lù shàng
[00:19.55] rú guǒ wǒ tīng dào shǒu jī líng shēng,
[00:22.40] wǒ huì qīn zì shā le nǐ
[00:23.85] sǐ hòu de shēng huó!
[00:25.71] sǐ wáng huì ràng rén gǎn dào yā yì
[00:28.35] " wǒ hái méi huó gòu!
[00:30.90] xiàn zài zài yě kàn bú dào qīn yǒu le!"
[00:31.98] wǒ néng zhǎn shì sǐ hòu de shì jiè,
[00:34.18] suǒ yǐ bú yào jīng huāng
[00:35.77] hǎo hǎo zuò hǎo
[00:37.40] wǒ yī zhōu yào yǎn 8 chǎng jù!
[00:40.46] suǒ yǐ qǐng fàng sōng,
[00:42.90] hē xià nǐ de liè jiǔ,
[00:43.68] shēn hū xī!
[00:45.66]
[00:45.82] huān yíng lái dào yī chǎng guān yú sǐ wáng de jù!
[00:48.16]
[00:50.14]
[00:53.25] zài sǐ hòu de shì jiè,
[00:57.80] nǐ bú huì yǒu shì
[00:59.25] qù sǐ!!! dà jiā dōu huì sǐ!!!
[01:02.10]
[01:05.38] wǒ huì dài nǐ...
[01:07.41] tàn suǒ sǐ hòu shì jiè...
[01:09.16]
[01:10.93] tǎn bái yī xià: zhè shì yī chǎng guān yú sǐ wáng de jù!
[01:12.70]
[01:15.80] zài sǐ hòu shì jiè,
[01:18.48] dà jiā dōu hé lè róng róng
[01:21.15] ér qiě nǚ cè bù yòng pái duì!
[01:21.65]
[01:22.76] suí dì jí kě!
[01:24.51] sǐ hòu de shēng huó!
[01:27.29] nǐ huì ài shàng sǐ hòu de shì jiè
[01:30.33] méi guān xì jiù kāi gè wán xiào
[01:32.82] ó! wǒ měi chǎng biǎo yǎn dōu huì xī hǎo duō
[01:34.41] sǐ hòu...
[01:34.90]
[01:36.44] de shēng huó!!!
[01:39.64] suǒ yǒu rén zhōng yǒu yī sǐ
[01:41.22] " wǒ jiàn shēn, wǒ chī sù!"
[01:42.94] tiān nà gěi wǒ yī lì yùn chē yào
[01:45.86] shì shí hòu miàn duì xiàn shí le"
[01:47.23] shì rén jiù zǎo wǎn yào sǐ,
[01:48.78] yě xǔ lián shèng dàn dōu huó bú dào
[01:50.28] huò zhě bèi bǐng gān qiāng sǐ
[01:51.99] gài lǜ jí dà!
[01:53.52] xiū xī yī xià
[01:55.00] zhè lǐ xiàng zài shǒu líng yí yàng
[01:56.49] bù jǐng dōu shì jiǎ de!
[01:58.26] ér qiě yǒu tiáo shé!!!
[02:06.81] huān yíng lái dào yī chǎng guān yú sǐ wáng de jù!
[02:06.90]
[02:08.34]
[02:10.50]
[02:12.73] zài sǐ hòu de shì jiè,
[02:13.95] xiè xiè!
[02:16.12] nǐ bú huì yǒu shì
[02:17.72] xīn qíng hǎo ma?
[02:18.79] bù tài hǎo!
[02:19.39]
[02:22.49]
[02:26.27] wǒ huì dài nǐ...
[02:29.94] tàn suǒ sǐ hòu shì jiè...
[02:31.76] zhèng jīng lái shuō, huān yíng lái dào yī chǎng guān yú
[02:32.50]
[02:34.82] sǐ wáng shì jì huì de, dàn tiān tiān fā shēng,
[02:37.22] yī shēng yě duì tā wú kě nài hé
[02:38.45] zuì duō zhǐ néng ràng nǐ fù qián
[02:39.47]
[02:41.12] nǐ yào shì zài tīng zhè zhāng zhuān jí de shí hòu sǐ diào de huà...
[02:42.51] wǒ huì yī zhí chàng xià qù
[02:43.21]
[02:45.47] mìng yùn hé tiān yì bù cún zài
[02:47.12] zhǐ yǒu duì sǐ wáng màn cháng de děng dài
[02:48.66] wú shù tǎo yàn de rén huì ràng nǐ de shēng huó
[02:50.46] zhí dào yǒu yì tiān, nǐ huì tū rán sǐ qù!
[02:53.77]
[02:54.95] zhè jiù shì shēng huó de ào miào:
[02:58.52] shì rén dōu de sǐ!
[03:01.19] bǎ rēng jìn kēng lǐ
[03:02.76] " tiān nà tài bēi cǎn le!"
[03:04.34] " shén me shén me shèng jīng, shén me shén me jī dū"
[03:07.22] sǐ dōu sǐ le, shuí hái zài yì
[03:08.91] bù yòng zài jiàn shēn!
[03:10.22] gào cí gè wèi lǜ chá
[03:13.56] cóng yáo lán dào fén mù
[03:16.85] sǐ wáng zhǐ shì gè guò chéng
[03:19.72] wǒ yǐ bǎ xí sú dǎ pò
[03:21.70]
[03:25.78] suǒ yǐ ràng wǒ men kāi shǐ
[03:32.30] sǐ hòu de shēng huó!!!
[03:35.49]
[03:35.63] dà jiā huān yíng lái dào yī chǎng guān yú sǐ wáng de jù!