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Thanks for coming out on such short notice. |
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We like your headshots, but your head could have been better. |
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Regrettably, you're not right for consumers, |
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So better (better) luck next time. |
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We're looking for someone that's sad, but endearingly so. |
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So sad, but endearingly so. |
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So sad, but endearingly so. |
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So sad, but endearingly so. |
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Think of us, please, as your contemporaries, |
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Just quite a bit more crude and decisive. |
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And yes, these interviews have a finite process |
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For excluding non-prime candidates. |
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We're looking for someone that's sad, but endearingly so. |
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So sad, but endearingly so. |
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So sad, but endearingly so. |
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So sad, but endearingly so. |
