歌曲 | Asian Bride Magazine |
歌手 | Jahcoozi |
专辑 | Pure Breed Mongrel |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作曲 : Gerlitz, Koch, Perera | |
I opened up a copy Asian Bride Magazine | |
The lady inside was so white, was so clean | |
The hairs on her arms could hardly be seen | |
Thanks to L'Oreal's skin and hair lightening cream | |
If I bleached my skin and if I shaved my arms, I still wouldn't look like no light-skinned Khan | |
And as my dad used to say to my face | |
"Aiyoh, Sasha, you look like an African" Was that just because of my baggy jeans? | |
Or just because as I'd say "Dad, must be in the genes"? | |
Or is it coz I'm tall and they're all so small | |
That I'd get called Nigger by Pakis hanging at the mall? | |
Doctor, lawyer, dentist if you fail-- | |
Who's gonna care for you when you become frail? | |
Harvard, Berkeley, North London and Yale | |
Get an education, marry someone pale! | |
Pale, fair-- but not white, | |
A man who's at least a half of your height | |
Asian, yeah, but better not be dark Those deep dark browns only bring on the frowns | |
Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
You're just a coconut they turned into a bounty | |
Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
You're just a paki, but you're cool on the flipside | |
Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
You're just a coconut they turned into a bounty | |
Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
You stink of curry, but you're cool on the flipside | |
They don't wanna see you coming home with white man | |
They don't wanna see you coming home with black man | |
They don't wanna see you coming home with any kind of man, | |
But if you came home with a woman, they wouldn't be your biggest fan | |
They just wanna see you hitched up with one of the clan | |
If you put your wealth together then you'll be much richer than | |
The Patels round the corner and the Ratnasinghams | |
"Anay baba get a job or you'll never find a man!" | |
No I aint Mingita, the pussy-eating paki-- | |
I just don't give a shit about getting married | |
Just coz I don't shave my moustache, my eyebrows join together and my nose is large | |
You lot think I'm unfit for marriage that all I can cook is frozen chicken nuggets | |
That my life in the trailer park is somewhat savage | |
And my mates are a bunch of dreaded homeless faggets | |
Thank you, L'Oreal now there's products for us | |
Daily use gonna help us to pretend that we're high-caste | |
Bleach our skin, lighten our moustache | |
Now L'Oreal are coming in on the march | |
You know that they can smell the cash to be made | |
On vain middle-class Asians who just love to bathe | |
Arty-farty, you will become poor | |
Eat, baba, eat in the kitchen there is more | |
Degree, degree, hang it on the wall Brought you to this country, what happened to y'all?! | |
Hymen, hymen, it better be intact Pappadum preach now I'm frying in the fat | |
Achar, achar, hymen is intact | |
I never used a tampon-- really that's a fact |
zuo qu : Gerlitz, Koch, Perera | |
I opened up a copy Asian Bride Magazine | |
The lady inside was so white, was so clean | |
The hairs on her arms could hardly be seen | |
Thanks to L' Oreal' s skin and hair lightening cream | |
If I bleached my skin and if I shaved my arms, I still wouldn' t look like no lightskinned Khan | |
And as my dad used to say to my face | |
" Aiyoh, Sasha, you look like an African" Was that just because of my baggy jeans? | |
Or just because as I' d say " Dad, must be in the genes"? | |
Or is it coz I' m tall and they' re all so small | |
That I' d get called Nigger by Pakis hanging at the mall? | |
Doctor, lawyer, dentist if you fail | |
Who' s gonna care for you when you become frail? | |
Harvard, Berkeley, North London and Yale | |
Get an education, marry someone pale! | |
Pale, fair but not white, | |
A man who' s at least a half of your height | |
Asian, yeah, but better not be dark Those deep dark browns only bring on the frowns | |
Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
You' re just a coconut they turned into a bounty | |
Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
You' re just a paki, but you' re cool on the flipside | |
Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
You' re just a coconut they turned into a bounty | |
Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
You stink of curry, but you' re cool on the flipside | |
They don' t wanna see you coming home with white man | |
They don' t wanna see you coming home with black man | |
They don' t wanna see you coming home with any kind of man, | |
But if you came home with a woman, they wouldn' t be your biggest fan | |
They just wanna see you hitched up with one of the clan | |
If you put your wealth together then you' ll be much richer than | |
The Patels round the corner and the Ratnasinghams | |
" Anay baba get a job or you' ll never find a man!" | |
No I aint Mingita, the pussyeating paki | |
I just don' t give a shit about getting married | |
Just coz I don' t shave my moustache, my eyebrows join together and my nose is large | |
You lot think I' m unfit for marriage that all I can cook is frozen chicken nuggets | |
That my life in the trailer park is somewhat savage | |
And my mates are a bunch of dreaded homeless faggets | |
Thank you, L' Oreal now there' s products for us | |
Daily use gonna help us to pretend that we' re highcaste | |
Bleach our skin, lighten our moustache | |
Now L' Oreal are coming in on the march | |
You know that they can smell the cash to be made | |
On vain middleclass Asians who just love to bathe | |
Artyfarty, you will become poor | |
Eat, baba, eat in the kitchen there is more | |
Degree, degree, hang it on the wall Brought you to this country, what happened to y' all?! | |
Hymen, hymen, it better be intact Pappadum preach now I' m frying in the fat | |
Achar, achar, hymen is intact | |
I never used a tampon really that' s a fact |
zuò qǔ : Gerlitz, Koch, Perera | |
I opened up a copy Asian Bride Magazine | |
The lady inside was so white, was so clean | |
The hairs on her arms could hardly be seen | |
Thanks to L' Oreal' s skin and hair lightening cream | |
If I bleached my skin and if I shaved my arms, I still wouldn' t look like no lightskinned Khan | |
And as my dad used to say to my face | |
" Aiyoh, Sasha, you look like an African" Was that just because of my baggy jeans? | |
Or just because as I' d say " Dad, must be in the genes"? | |
Or is it coz I' m tall and they' re all so small | |
That I' d get called Nigger by Pakis hanging at the mall? | |
Doctor, lawyer, dentist if you fail | |
Who' s gonna care for you when you become frail? | |
Harvard, Berkeley, North London and Yale | |
Get an education, marry someone pale! | |
Pale, fair but not white, | |
A man who' s at least a half of your height | |
Asian, yeah, but better not be dark Those deep dark browns only bring on the frowns | |
Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
You' re just a coconut they turned into a bounty | |
Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
You' re just a paki, but you' re cool on the flipside | |
Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
You' re just a coconut they turned into a bounty | |
Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
You stink of curry, but you' re cool on the flipside | |
They don' t wanna see you coming home with white man | |
They don' t wanna see you coming home with black man | |
They don' t wanna see you coming home with any kind of man, | |
But if you came home with a woman, they wouldn' t be your biggest fan | |
They just wanna see you hitched up with one of the clan | |
If you put your wealth together then you' ll be much richer than | |
The Patels round the corner and the Ratnasinghams | |
" Anay baba get a job or you' ll never find a man!" | |
No I aint Mingita, the pussyeating paki | |
I just don' t give a shit about getting married | |
Just coz I don' t shave my moustache, my eyebrows join together and my nose is large | |
You lot think I' m unfit for marriage that all I can cook is frozen chicken nuggets | |
That my life in the trailer park is somewhat savage | |
And my mates are a bunch of dreaded homeless faggets | |
Thank you, L' Oreal now there' s products for us | |
Daily use gonna help us to pretend that we' re highcaste | |
Bleach our skin, lighten our moustache | |
Now L' Oreal are coming in on the march | |
You know that they can smell the cash to be made | |
On vain middleclass Asians who just love to bathe | |
Artyfarty, you will become poor | |
Eat, baba, eat in the kitchen there is more | |
Degree, degree, hang it on the wall Brought you to this country, what happened to y' all?! | |
Hymen, hymen, it better be intact Pappadum preach now I' m frying in the fat | |
Achar, achar, hymen is intact | |
I never used a tampon really that' s a fact |