What's Gonna Happen 歌词

歌曲	What's Gonna Happen
歌手	Sarah Stiles
歌手	Santino Fontana
专辑	Tootsie (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
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[00:00.000]	作词 : David Yazbek
[00:00.000]	作曲 : David Yazbek
[00:00.00]	I know what's gonna happen
[00:01.48]	I'll try to go to bed
[00:03.05]	With fear of failure flapping
[00:04.39]	Like a fruit bat in my head
[00:05.85]	I'll sleep for half an hour
[00:07.17]	The clock will ring at six
[00:08.55]	I'll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks
[00:12.04]	So I won't have any breakfast, maybe just a little tea
[00:14.06]	Like when you have to go and get a colonoscopy
[00:16.37]	Which incidentally isn't half as disconcerting or upsetting
[00:19.35]	As going for a part you know there is no way that you are getting
[00:22.12]	But anyway I'm heading, downtown for the audition
[00:24.61]	Where everything I'm dreading will be coming to fruition
[00:27.17]	And here's what's gonna happen
[00:28.71]	I'll walk in weak with hunger
[00:30.10]	And there's a dozen girls who look like me but ten years younger
[00:32.68]	I'll go into the bathroom and I'll try to vocalize
[00:35.53]	And I'll be singing "minga-minga-minga-minga-ming"
[00:37.82]	But I'll be hearing Sandy sucks
[00:39.51]	She really sucks, she really, really, really blows
[00:41.40]	And she's old, and she's lame,
[00:43.17]	and then someone calls my name
[00:44.21]	And here's what happens
[00:45.11]	I'll walk into the room
[00:46.63]	The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb
[00:48.93]	And everybody smiles, they'll say its good to see ya
[00:51.61]	But all I see is judges and they'll all look like Scalia
[00:54.44]	And then a little banter as they look me up and down
[00:56.81]	And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate
[00:59.56]	I'll try to convince them that I'm charming
[01:00.100]	And I'm clever and I'm fun to have around
[01:03.12]	But I'm starting to unravel in my head I hear the gavel
[01:06.05]	Guilty! They're gonna throw the book at me 'cuz I'm
[01:08.45]	Guilty! Of coming in and wasting all their time
[01:11.04]	Guilty! Of almost every other showbiz crime
[01:13.72]	Not young enough!
[01:14.57]	Not thin enough!
[01:15.24]	Not pretty enough!
[01:15.84]	Not good enough!
[01:17.32]	We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of waiting tables and debilitating self-loathing
[01:21.60]	Sandy?
[01:22.69]	But wait no someone's asking
[01:23.72]	So can we hear your voice?
[01:25.16]	I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice?
[01:27.73]	I nod at the pianist
[01:29.04]	He's always wearing black
[01:30.44]	He's always in a turtleneck with dandruff on his back
[01:32.100]	No sooner do I get my note and open up my trap
[01:35.58]	Then inevitably some mealy-mouthed assistant director's thumbs are all over his iPhone
[01:39.02]	And I know he's probably tweeting LOL, This girl is crap
[01:41.76]	She's a fake, she's a phony
[01:43.01]	She could never win a Tony
[01:44.76]	I now live in a place I know quite well
[01:47.21]	I've left the world, and I've entered hell
[01:50.24]	I'm this far away from a fainting spell
[01:52.61]	But just before I die
[01:55.12]	I finish a song which I oversell
[01:57.85]	Somebody says thanks and wishes me well
[02:00.46]	The next thing I know I'm at Taco Bell
[02:03.37]	Stuffing my face with meat
[02:06.98]	I'm trying to take it slowly
[02:08.20]	I'm trying to be my best
[02:09.50]	I'm trying to be more holy
[02:10.86]	Less bitter and depressed
[02:12.18]	I'm reading Eckhart Tolle
[02:13.63]	He makes a lot of sense
[02:14.86]	I bought a Buddhist bowl
[02:16.22]	He says he it helps you be less tense
[02:19.97]	It doesn't do a thing for me
[02:21.16]	I sit there on the floor
[02:22.65]	I watch a vivid sequence of humiliating instances from my past go by
[02:25.90]	And think what kind of masochist keeps coming back for more
[02:28.64]	When she knows what's gonna happen
[02:29.85]	'Cuz it never doesn't happen
[02:31.34]	'Cuz it always, always
[02:32.75]	Sandy? Sandy!
[02:33.43]	Michael?
[02:34.14]	No! I know what's gonna happen
[02:35.99]	Don't tell me that I don't
[02:37.11]	And don't say that I'll rise to the occasion 'cuz I won't
[02:39.14]	And don't say I've got talent
[02:40.60]	And don't say I've got heart
[02:41.76]	And don't say that I'm clever cuz I know I'm pretty smart
[02:44.12]	I'm smart enough to know that I'm too stupid to admit
[02:46.37]	You can't survive a diet that consists of eating shit
[02:48.67]	The trick is knowing when it's time to pack your bags and say "that's it!"
[02:52.62]	You know what's gonna happen
[02:53.73]	I know what's gonna happen
[02:55.78]	Here's what's gonna happen
[02:56.95]	I quit!
[02:58.42]	I quit!
[02:59.63]	I quit!

[00:00.000]	zuo ci : David Yazbek
[00:00.000]	zuo qu : David Yazbek
[00:00.00]	I know what' s gonna happen
[00:01.48]	I' ll try to go to bed
[00:03.05]	With fear of failure flapping
[00:04.39]	Like a fruit bat in my head
[00:05.85]	I' ll sleep for half an hour
[00:07.17]	The clock will ring at six
[00:08.55]	I' ll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks
[00:12.04]	So I won' t have any breakfast, maybe just a little tea
[00:14.06]	Like when you have to go and get a colonoscopy
[00:16.37]	Which incidentally isn' t half as disconcerting or upsetting
[00:19.35]	As going for a part you know there is no way that you are getting
[00:22.12]	But anyway I' m heading, downtown for the audition
[00:24.61]	Where everything I' m dreading will be coming to fruition
[00:27.17]	And here' s what' s gonna happen
[00:28.71]	I' ll walk in weak with hunger
[00:30.10]	And there' s a dozen girls who look like me but ten years younger
[00:32.68]	I' ll go into the bathroom and I' ll try to vocalize
[00:35.53]	And I' ll be singing " mingamingamingamingaming"
[00:37.82]	But I' ll be hearing Sandy sucks
[00:39.51]	She really sucks, she really, really, really blows
[00:41.40]	And she' s old, and she' s lame,
[00:43.17]	and then someone calls my name
[00:44.21]	And here' s what happens
[00:45.11]	I' ll walk into the room
[00:46.63]	The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb
[00:48.93]	And everybody smiles, they' ll say its good to see ya
[00:51.61]	But all I see is judges and they' ll all look like Scalia
[00:54.44]	And then a little banter as they look me up and down
[00:56.81]	And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate
[00:59.56]	I' ll try to convince them that I' m charming
[01:00.100]	And I' m clever and I' m fun to have around
[01:03.12]	But I' m starting to unravel in my head I hear the gavel
[01:06.05]	Guilty! They' re gonna throw the book at me ' cuz I' m
[01:08.45]	Guilty! Of coming in and wasting all their time
[01:11.04]	Guilty! Of almost every other showbiz crime
[01:13.72]	Not young enough!
[01:14.57]	Not thin enough!
[01:15.24]	Not pretty enough!
[01:15.84]	Not good enough!
[01:17.32]	We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of waiting tables and debilitating selfloathing
[01:21.60]	Sandy?
[01:22.69]	But wait no someone' s asking
[01:23.72]	So can we hear your voice?
[01:25.16]	I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice?
[01:27.73]	I nod at the pianist
[01:29.04]	He' s always wearing black
[01:30.44]	He' s always in a turtleneck with dandruff on his back
[01:32.100]	No sooner do I get my note and open up my trap
[01:35.58]	Then inevitably some mealymouthed assistant director' s thumbs are all over his iPhone
[01:39.02]	And I know he' s probably tweeting LOL, This girl is crap
[01:41.76]	She' s a fake, she' s a phony
[01:43.01]	She could never win a Tony
[01:44.76]	I now live in a place I know quite well
[01:47.21]	I' ve left the world, and I' ve entered hell
[01:50.24]	I' m this far away from a fainting spell
[01:52.61]	But just before I die
[01:55.12]	I finish a song which I oversell
[01:57.85]	Somebody says thanks and wishes me well
[02:00.46]	The next thing I know I' m at Taco Bell
[02:03.37]	Stuffing my face with meat
[02:06.98]	I' m trying to take it slowly
[02:08.20]	I' m trying to be my best
[02:09.50]	I' m trying to be more holy
[02:10.86]	Less bitter and depressed
[02:12.18]	I' m reading Eckhart Tolle
[02:13.63]	He makes a lot of sense
[02:14.86]	I bought a Buddhist bowl
[02:16.22]	He says he it helps you be less tense
[02:19.97]	It doesn' t do a thing for me
[02:21.16]	I sit there on the floor
[02:22.65]	I watch a vivid sequence of humiliating instances from my past go by
[02:25.90]	And think what kind of masochist keeps coming back for more
[02:28.64]	When she knows what' s gonna happen
[02:29.85]	' Cuz it never doesn' t happen
[02:31.34]	' Cuz it always, always
[02:32.75]	Sandy? Sandy!
[02:33.43]	Michael?
[02:34.14]	No! I know what' s gonna happen
[02:35.99]	Don' t tell me that I don' t
[02:37.11]	And don' t say that I' ll rise to the occasion ' cuz I won' t
[02:39.14]	And don' t say I' ve got talent
[02:40.60]	And don' t say I' ve got heart
[02:41.76]	And don' t say that I' m clever cuz I know I' m pretty smart
[02:44.12]	I' m smart enough to know that I' m too stupid to admit
[02:46.37]	You can' t survive a diet that consists of eating shit
[02:48.67]	The trick is knowing when it' s time to pack your bags and say " that' s it!"
[02:52.62]	You know what' s gonna happen
[02:53.73]	I know what' s gonna happen
[02:55.78]	Here' s what' s gonna happen
[02:56.95]	I quit!
[02:58.42]	I quit!
[02:59.63]	I quit!

[00:00.000]	zuò cí : David Yazbek
[00:00.000]	zuò qǔ : David Yazbek
[00:00.00]	I know what' s gonna happen
[00:01.48]	I' ll try to go to bed
[00:03.05]	With fear of failure flapping
[00:04.39]	Like a fruit bat in my head
[00:05.85]	I' ll sleep for half an hour
[00:07.17]	The clock will ring at six
[00:08.55]	I' ll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks
[00:12.04]	So I won' t have any breakfast, maybe just a little tea
[00:14.06]	Like when you have to go and get a colonoscopy
[00:16.37]	Which incidentally isn' t half as disconcerting or upsetting
[00:19.35]	As going for a part you know there is no way that you are getting
[00:22.12]	But anyway I' m heading, downtown for the audition
[00:24.61]	Where everything I' m dreading will be coming to fruition
[00:27.17]	And here' s what' s gonna happen
[00:28.71]	I' ll walk in weak with hunger
[00:30.10]	And there' s a dozen girls who look like me but ten years younger
[00:32.68]	I' ll go into the bathroom and I' ll try to vocalize
[00:35.53]	And I' ll be singing " mingamingamingamingaming"
[00:37.82]	But I' ll be hearing Sandy sucks
[00:39.51]	She really sucks, she really, really, really blows
[00:41.40]	And she' s old, and she' s lame,
[00:43.17]	and then someone calls my name
[00:44.21]	And here' s what happens
[00:45.11]	I' ll walk into the room
[00:46.63]	The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb
[00:48.93]	And everybody smiles, they' ll say its good to see ya
[00:51.61]	But all I see is judges and they' ll all look like Scalia
[00:54.44]	And then a little banter as they look me up and down
[00:56.81]	And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate
[00:59.56]	I' ll try to convince them that I' m charming
[01:00.100]	And I' m clever and I' m fun to have around
[01:03.12]	But I' m starting to unravel in my head I hear the gavel
[01:06.05]	Guilty! They' re gonna throw the book at me ' cuz I' m
[01:08.45]	Guilty! Of coming in and wasting all their time
[01:11.04]	Guilty! Of almost every other showbiz crime
[01:13.72]	Not young enough!
[01:14.57]	Not thin enough!
[01:15.24]	Not pretty enough!
[01:15.84]	Not good enough!
[01:17.32]	We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of waiting tables and debilitating selfloathing
[01:21.60]	Sandy?
[01:22.69]	But wait no someone' s asking
[01:23.72]	So can we hear your voice?
[01:25.16]	I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice?
[01:27.73]	I nod at the pianist
[01:29.04]	He' s always wearing black
[01:30.44]	He' s always in a turtleneck with dandruff on his back
[01:32.100]	No sooner do I get my note and open up my trap
[01:35.58]	Then inevitably some mealymouthed assistant director' s thumbs are all over his iPhone
[01:39.02]	And I know he' s probably tweeting LOL, This girl is crap
[01:41.76]	She' s a fake, she' s a phony
[01:43.01]	She could never win a Tony
[01:44.76]	I now live in a place I know quite well
[01:47.21]	I' ve left the world, and I' ve entered hell
[01:50.24]	I' m this far away from a fainting spell
[01:52.61]	But just before I die
[01:55.12]	I finish a song which I oversell
[01:57.85]	Somebody says thanks and wishes me well
[02:00.46]	The next thing I know I' m at Taco Bell
[02:03.37]	Stuffing my face with meat
[02:06.98]	I' m trying to take it slowly
[02:08.20]	I' m trying to be my best
[02:09.50]	I' m trying to be more holy
[02:10.86]	Less bitter and depressed
[02:12.18]	I' m reading Eckhart Tolle
[02:13.63]	He makes a lot of sense
[02:14.86]	I bought a Buddhist bowl
[02:16.22]	He says he it helps you be less tense
[02:19.97]	It doesn' t do a thing for me
[02:21.16]	I sit there on the floor
[02:22.65]	I watch a vivid sequence of humiliating instances from my past go by
[02:25.90]	And think what kind of masochist keeps coming back for more
[02:28.64]	When she knows what' s gonna happen
[02:29.85]	' Cuz it never doesn' t happen
[02:31.34]	' Cuz it always, always
[02:32.75]	Sandy? Sandy!
[02:33.43]	Michael?
[02:34.14]	No! I know what' s gonna happen
[02:35.99]	Don' t tell me that I don' t
[02:37.11]	And don' t say that I' ll rise to the occasion ' cuz I won' t
[02:39.14]	And don' t say I' ve got talent
[02:40.60]	And don' t say I' ve got heart
[02:41.76]	And don' t say that I' m clever cuz I know I' m pretty smart
[02:44.12]	I' m smart enough to know that I' m too stupid to admit
[02:46.37]	You can' t survive a diet that consists of eating shit
[02:48.67]	The trick is knowing when it' s time to pack your bags and say " that' s it!"
[02:52.62]	You know what' s gonna happen
[02:53.73]	I know what' s gonna happen
[02:55.78]	Here' s what' s gonna happen
[02:56.95]	I quit!
[02:58.42]	I quit!
[02:59.63]	I quit!

[00:00.00]	我知道会发生什么
[00:01.48]	我会试着入睡
[00:03.05]	对失败的恐惧在我脑中
[00:04.39]	像一只果蝠一样乱飞
[00:05.85]	我只能睡半小时
[00:07.17]	闹钟在六点响起
[00:08.55]	我会在浴室中身体沉重地醒来
[00:12.04]	所以我不会吃早饭可能只喝一点茶
[00:14.06]	就像你在去做结肠镜检查之前要做的那样
[00:16.37]	但是那压力可半点比不上
[00:19.35]	为了一个你知道你不会拿到的角色去试镜的不安
[00:22.12]	但我还是得去市中心走一遭
[00:24.61]	在那里我所有的恐惧都将成为现实
[00:27.17]	接下来会发生这些事
[00:28.71]	我走进去因为饥饿而虚弱
[00:30.10]	那里有着十几个女孩和我长相相似却比我年轻十岁
[00:32.68]	我会走进洗手间试着练声
[00:35.53]	我会唱着minga-minga-minga-minga-ming
[00:37.82]	但是我会听见“珊迪真差劲”
[00:39.51]	“她真的真的真的很烂”
[00:41.40]	“她又老又没本事”
[00:43.17]	然后有人叫到我的名字
[00:44.21]	接下来会发生这些事
[00:45.11]	我走进房间
[00:46.63]	那恶心的荧光灯像座坟墓
[00:48.93]	大家都微笑说着“很高兴见到你”
[00:51.61]	但我看到的只有裁判长得都跟安东宁·斯卡利亚（前美国最高法院大法官）一样
[00:54.44]	之后寒暄一番他们会打量我
[00:56.81]	透过那惶恐与恨意的迷雾
[00:59.56]	我会努力说服他们我有魅力
[01:00.100]	我很聪明我是个有趣的人
[01:03.12]	但是我快散架了我仿佛听见槌音
[01:06.05]	有罪！他们会责罚我因为我
[01:08.45]	有罪！因为我浪费了他们的时间
[01:11.04]	有罪！因为我触犯了这行业里几乎所有的禁条
[01:13.72]	不够年轻！
[01:14.57]	不够纤细！
[01:15.24]	不够漂亮！
[01:15.84]	不够好！
[01:17.32]	我们判处你终身当个服务生并一辈子背负无尽的自我憎恨
[01:21.60]	珊迪？
[01:22.69]	不等等有人在问我
[01:23.72]	我们能听听你的声音吗？
[01:25.16]	我开个可怜的玩笑：我难道能说不吗？
[01:27.73]	我向钢琴伴奏点头
[01:29.04]	他总是穿着黑衣服
[01:30.44]	总是那件高领衫背上还全是头屑
[01:32.100]	我找准我的音高一只脚已踏入陷阱
[01:35.58]	然后某个油嘴滑舌的副导演已经不可避免地在他的手机上打字
[01:39.02]	我知道他肯定在发推特说真好笑这女孩太烂了
[01:41.76]	她是个假冒者
[01:43.01]	她永远不可能得到一个托尼奖
[01:44.76]	我现在总算来到了一个我熟悉的地方
[01:47.21]	我离开了这世界进入了炼狱
[01:50.24]	我离晕倒就差这么一点点
[01:52.61]	但在我死掉之前
[01:55.12]	我唱完一首演得太过了的歌
[01:57.85]	有人说着谢谢祝我一切都好
[02:00.46]	但一转眼我就在塔可贝尔快餐店
[02:03.37]	使劲吃着肉
[02:06.98]	我在试着慢慢来
[02:08.20]	我在试着做到最好
[02:09.50]	我在试着变得更圣洁平和
[02:10.86]	变得不再愤世嫉俗
[02:12.18]	我在读Eckhardt Tolle（德裔心灵导师）的书
[02:13.63]	他说的话可有意义
[02:14.86]	我还买了个佛教颂钵
[02:16.22]	他说这能帮我放松下来
[02:19.97]	这破东西帮不上一点忙
[02:21.16]	我无助地坐在地上
[02:22.65]	我的眼前放起了走马灯全是我可耻的失败
[02:25.90]	我想什么受虐狂会一次次地重复这种折磨
[02:28.64]	即便她知道会发生什么
[02:29.85]	因为没有一次不这样
[02:31.34]	因为每一次每一次
[02:32.75]	珊迪？珊迪！
[02:33.43]	迈克尔？
[02:34.14]	不！我知道会发生什么
[02:35.99]	别告诉我我不知道
[02:37.11]	别安慰我船到桥头自然直因为我不会
[02:39.14]	别说我有才华
[02:40.60]	别说我有勇气
[02:41.76]	别说我聪明因为我知道我脑袋还灵光
[02:44.12]	我聪明到能意识到我因为愚蠢而不愿承认
[02:46.37]	我不能撑过这种如同吃泔水般的节食
[02:48.67]	秘诀在于意识到什么时候该撂挑子了
[02:52.62]	你知道会发生什么
[02:53.73]	我也知道会发生什么
[02:55.78]	接下来会发生这事：
[02:56.95]	我不干了！
[02:58.42]	我不干了！
[02:59.63]	我不干了！

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