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So bartender set me up with the triple crown |
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Double ain't enough when |
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I'm feelin' this down |
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I'll celebrate the misfortune |
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I've found |
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With my own version of the triple crown |
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Well I'd gone to the racetrack to place my bet |
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Saw my Ex- |
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Wife and her new boyfriend |
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Layin' down some money on the long-shot horse |
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Using her alimony from our divorce |
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I won some money at the |
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Preakness and the |
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Belmont Stakes |
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The Kentucky |
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Derby was the very next race |
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Put it all on "Lucky In Love" |
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He stumbled at the gate and he never got up |
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So bartender set me up with the triple crown |
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Double ain't enough when |
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I'm feelin' this down |
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I'll celebrate the misfortune |
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I've found |
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With my own version of the triple crown |
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When It comes to the ponies |
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I can pick 'em pretty well |
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But if you're bettin' on a woman, son you never can tell |
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Think you got a winner that'll stay in the race |
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And you find yourself settlin' for second place |
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So bartender set me up with the triple crown |
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Double ain't enough when |
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I'm feelin' this down |
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I'll celebrate the misfortune |
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I've found |
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With my own version of the triple crown |
