歌曲 | Go See The Doctor |
歌手 | Kool Moe Dee |
专辑 | Greatest Hits |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Dewese | |
Three days later, go see the doctor... | |
I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat | |
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet | |
I saw a little lady so neet and petite | |
So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet | |
So I asked this lady could I take her out | |
We could wine and dine and we could talk about | |
The birds and the bees in my waterbed | |
And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head | |
We continued to talk, and before you knew it | |
We were at my house and it was time to do it | |
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise | |
Ran outside and told all my boys | |
I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it" | |
They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?" | |
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her | |
But three days later, go see the doctor | |
I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right | |
She felt so good, hugged me so tight | |
I said "Good night" | |
Three days later... | |
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing | |
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing | |
I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!" | |
I'm a kill that girl next time I see her | |
The madder I got, the more I reminice | |
Why is my thing thing burning like this? | |
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl | |
I just couldn't wait to rock her world | |
I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?" | |
What have I done stuck my dick in? | |
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave | |
Calls her Mrs. Microwave | |
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn | |
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned | |
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her | |
But three days later, go see the doctor | |
I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?" | |
He said "Turn around boy and take this shot" | |
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?" | |
Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt | |
He turned and said in a real deep voice | |
"Have it your way, if that's your choice | |
And I'll put it down if you want me to put it | |
But don't blame me if it turns into a foot | |
Extending from the middle of your body | |
And the next time you see your cute hottie | |
You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do | |
Is just kick her, so go take karate" | |
As I turned around to receive my injection | |
I said "Next time I'll use some protection" | |
If I see another girl and I get an erection | |
I'm walking in the other direction | |
Cause I don't want to do the sick sick dance | |
So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants | |
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her | |
Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor |
zuo ci : Dewese | |
Three days later, go see the doctor... | |
I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat | |
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet | |
I saw a little lady so neet and petite | |
So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet | |
So I asked this lady could I take her out | |
We could wine and dine and we could talk about | |
The birds and the bees in my waterbed | |
And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head | |
We continued to talk, and before you knew it | |
We were at my house and it was time to do it | |
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise | |
Ran outside and told all my boys | |
I said " Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it" | |
They said " Did you get it?" I said " Yeah," they said " How was it?" | |
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her | |
But three days later, go see the doctor | |
I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right | |
She felt so good, hugged me so tight | |
I said " Good night" | |
Three days later... | |
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing | |
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing | |
I went to the bathroom and said " Mama mia!" | |
I' m a kill that girl next time I see her | |
The madder I got, the more I reminice | |
Why is my thing thing burning like this? | |
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl | |
I just couldn' t wait to rock her world | |
I said " Hey good looking, what you got cooking?" | |
What have I done stuck my dick in? | |
Now I know why her exboyfriend Dave | |
Calls her Mrs. Microwave | |
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn | |
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned | |
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her | |
But three days later, go see the doctor | |
I went to the doctor' s office, I said " What have I got?" | |
He said " Turn around boy and take this shot" | |
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said " What?" | |
Ain' t nobody sticking nothing in my butt | |
He turned and said in a real deep voice | |
" Have it your way, if that' s your choice | |
And I' ll put it down if you want me to put it | |
But don' t blame me if it turns into a foot | |
Extending from the middle of your body | |
And the next time you see your cute hottie | |
You won' t be able to screw, the only thing you can do | |
Is just kick her, so go take karate" | |
As I turned around to receive my injection | |
I said " Next time I' ll use some protection" | |
If I see another girl and I get an erection | |
I' m walking in the other direction | |
Cause I don' t want to do the sick sick dance | |
So I' m keeping my prick inside my pants | |
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her | |
Before I push up I' ll make her go see the doctor |
zuò cí : Dewese | |
Three days later, go see the doctor... | |
I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat | |
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet | |
I saw a little lady so neet and petite | |
So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet | |
So I asked this lady could I take her out | |
We could wine and dine and we could talk about | |
The birds and the bees in my waterbed | |
And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head | |
We continued to talk, and before you knew it | |
We were at my house and it was time to do it | |
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise | |
Ran outside and told all my boys | |
I said " Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it" | |
They said " Did you get it?" I said " Yeah," they said " How was it?" | |
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her | |
But three days later, go see the doctor | |
I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right | |
She felt so good, hugged me so tight | |
I said " Good night" | |
Three days later... | |
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing | |
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing | |
I went to the bathroom and said " Mama mia!" | |
I' m a kill that girl next time I see her | |
The madder I got, the more I reminice | |
Why is my thing thing burning like this? | |
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl | |
I just couldn' t wait to rock her world | |
I said " Hey good looking, what you got cooking?" | |
What have I done stuck my dick in? | |
Now I know why her exboyfriend Dave | |
Calls her Mrs. Microwave | |
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn | |
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned | |
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her | |
But three days later, go see the doctor | |
I went to the doctor' s office, I said " What have I got?" | |
He said " Turn around boy and take this shot" | |
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said " What?" | |
Ain' t nobody sticking nothing in my butt | |
He turned and said in a real deep voice | |
" Have it your way, if that' s your choice | |
And I' ll put it down if you want me to put it | |
But don' t blame me if it turns into a foot | |
Extending from the middle of your body | |
And the next time you see your cute hottie | |
You won' t be able to screw, the only thing you can do | |
Is just kick her, so go take karate" | |
As I turned around to receive my injection | |
I said " Next time I' ll use some protection" | |
If I see another girl and I get an erection | |
I' m walking in the other direction | |
Cause I don' t want to do the sick sick dance | |
So I' m keeping my prick inside my pants | |
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her | |
Before I push up I' ll make her go see the doctor |