Bob Rules 歌词
| 歌曲 | Bob Rules |
| 歌手 | Keller Williams |
| 专辑 | Laugh |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Williams | |
| (The price is wrong, bitch) | |
| Twelve o'clock check out we've got an entire hour | |
| Where is the remote, no time for the manual power | |
| I put that name tag over the heart | |
| On the shirt, that says 'Bob Rules' | |
| I stood in line for days | |
| With all the other fools | |
| And then the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy | |
| Called my name and said 'Come on down, you're the next contestant' | |
| Oh my God I was hyperventilating | |
| I hope I do not wake up from this dream; | |
| Which is what it was | |
| Janice she slinked on wearing a diamond dog collar | |
| Still in complete shock I muttered the words 'One Dollar' | |
| But, everyone else overbid, | |
| And their eyes turned to me with the rage | |
| For my dogs will be draped in diamonds | |
| And I get to go onstage | |
| I picked up old Bob and I hugged him just, like a bear | |
| He said 'Put me down son and feast your eyes over there' | |
| The sliding doors were ajar, | |
| I was a happy as I could get | |
| For it was a brand new car-- | |
| A Chevrolet Chevette | |
| All because the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy | |
| Called my name and said "Come on down you're the next contestant" | |
| Oh my God I was hyperventilating | |
| I hope I do not wake up from this dream | |
| Which is what it was | |
| The showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noon | |
| My spin did not make it all the away around, I got booed | |
| So I pulled down as hard as I could | |
| Just like they all knew that I would | |
| I was happy to be alive | |
| When it landed on $0.95 | |
| Next thing I knew I was standing next to a Marine | |
| Who did not like his showcase and passed it on over to me | |
| Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm | |
| How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam? | |
| Before I could answer a banging came to my door | |
| The housekeeper said 'You must leave now or pay more -- you have dog' | |
| I guess I fell back asleep | |
| And slept right through that show | |
| But the next time I'm in L.A. | |
| You know where I'm gonna go | |
| And hope that a voice of an angel that belongs to Rod Roddy | |
| Call my name and says "Come on down, you're the next contestant" | |
| Oh my God I hope I don't hyperventilate | |
| I hope I do not wake up from this dream | |
| Which is what it will be |
| zuo qu : Williams | |
| The price is wrong, bitch | |
| Twelve o' clock check out we' ve got an entire hour | |
| Where is the remote, no time for the manual power | |
| I put that name tag over the heart | |
| On the shirt, that says ' Bob Rules' | |
| I stood in line for days | |
| With all the other fools | |
| And then the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy | |
| Called my name and said ' Come on down, you' re the next contestant' | |
| Oh my God I was hyperventilating | |
| I hope I do not wake up from this dream | |
| Which is what it was | |
| Janice she slinked on wearing a diamond dog collar | |
| Still in complete shock I muttered the words ' One Dollar' | |
| But, everyone else overbid, | |
| And their eyes turned to me with the rage | |
| For my dogs will be draped in diamonds | |
| And I get to go onstage | |
| I picked up old Bob and I hugged him just, like a bear | |
| He said ' Put me down son and feast your eyes over there' | |
| The sliding doors were ajar, | |
| I was a happy as I could get | |
| For it was a brand new car | |
| A Chevrolet Chevette | |
| All because the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy | |
| Called my name and said " Come on down you' re the next contestant" | |
| Oh my God I was hyperventilating | |
| I hope I do not wake up from this dream | |
| Which is what it was | |
| The showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noon | |
| My spin did not make it all the away around, I got booed | |
| So I pulled down as hard as I could | |
| Just like they all knew that I would | |
| I was happy to be alive | |
| When it landed on 0. 95 | |
| Next thing I knew I was standing next to a Marine | |
| Who did not like his showcase and passed it on over to me | |
| Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm | |
| How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam? | |
| Before I could answer a banging came to my door | |
| The housekeeper said ' You must leave now or pay more you have dog' | |
| I guess I fell back asleep | |
| And slept right through that show | |
| But the next time I' m in L. A. | |
| You know where I' m gonna go | |
| And hope that a voice of an angel that belongs to Rod Roddy | |
| Call my name and says " Come on down, you' re the next contestant" | |
| Oh my God I hope I don' t hyperventilate | |
| I hope I do not wake up from this dream | |
| Which is what it will be |
| zuò qǔ : Williams | |
| The price is wrong, bitch | |
| Twelve o' clock check out we' ve got an entire hour | |
| Where is the remote, no time for the manual power | |
| I put that name tag over the heart | |
| On the shirt, that says ' Bob Rules' | |
| I stood in line for days | |
| With all the other fools | |
| And then the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy | |
| Called my name and said ' Come on down, you' re the next contestant' | |
| Oh my God I was hyperventilating | |
| I hope I do not wake up from this dream | |
| Which is what it was | |
| Janice she slinked on wearing a diamond dog collar | |
| Still in complete shock I muttered the words ' One Dollar' | |
| But, everyone else overbid, | |
| And their eyes turned to me with the rage | |
| For my dogs will be draped in diamonds | |
| And I get to go onstage | |
| I picked up old Bob and I hugged him just, like a bear | |
| He said ' Put me down son and feast your eyes over there' | |
| The sliding doors were ajar, | |
| I was a happy as I could get | |
| For it was a brand new car | |
| A Chevrolet Chevette | |
| All because the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy | |
| Called my name and said " Come on down you' re the next contestant" | |
| Oh my God I was hyperventilating | |
| I hope I do not wake up from this dream | |
| Which is what it was | |
| The showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noon | |
| My spin did not make it all the away around, I got booed | |
| So I pulled down as hard as I could | |
| Just like they all knew that I would | |
| I was happy to be alive | |
| When it landed on 0. 95 | |
| Next thing I knew I was standing next to a Marine | |
| Who did not like his showcase and passed it on over to me | |
| Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm | |
| How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam? | |
| Before I could answer a banging came to my door | |
| The housekeeper said ' You must leave now or pay more you have dog' | |
| I guess I fell back asleep | |
| And slept right through that show | |
| But the next time I' m in L. A. | |
| You know where I' m gonna go | |
| And hope that a voice of an angel that belongs to Rod Roddy | |
| Call my name and says " Come on down, you' re the next contestant" | |
| Oh my God I hope I don' t hyperventilate | |
| I hope I do not wake up from this dream | |
| Which is what it will be |
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