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[00:03.40] | 呲溜呲溜 呲溜呲溜 |
[00:08.00] | 哎?你在干什么啊? 在那边呲溜呲溜的 |
[00:11.86] | 我 我 嗯 我 |
[00:16.25] | 我在吃 我在吃柠檬啊 |
[00:18.88] | 啊 好酸啊 啊 |
[00:20.93] | 哎 你 你 你 你不 用这样吧 |
[00:22.38] | 你有病吧 |
[00:23.48] | 你 什么东西啊 |
[00:24.96] | 你不懂 你们这种人生赢家 |
[00:28.21] | 柠檬树上 柠檬果 |
[00:30.16] | 柠檬树下 只有我 |
[00:32.16] | 恰着柠檬 空气中 满是酸涩 |
[00:36.22] | 甜蜜恋爱与我无关 上千百万别人家产 |
[00:40.15] | 微博抽奖每次都转 "从来没有中过奖" |
[00:44.28] | 同学家给她 买了新的包 |
[00:45.77] | 小裙子 口红 还有小猪佩奇 |
[00:47.89] | 可怜的我 却连 花呗都没还完 哦 |
[00:52.21] | 独自一人回到家中打开手机 刷 会 微 博 |
[00:54.96] | 又 到 了 "我 可以"的柠檬时刻 |
[01:00.09] | 无所事事 咸鱼瘫床 只能偶尔 做白日梦 |
[01:07.37] | 为什么 柠檬它 不停地围绕着我 |
[01:11.09] | 为什么 上帝他 不加些幸运--给我 |
[01:15.93] | 只看着 旁人都疯狂涨粉 |
[01:19.09] | 留我一个人 在寒风里 |
[01:21.92] | 恰这柠檬 |
[01:23.24] | 为什么 柠檬它 不停地 围绕着我 |
[01:27.14] | 为什么 只有我 一个人 |
[01:29.96] | 没钱没权还没有颜 |
[01:31.90] | 我酸了 哭的还 很大声 |
[01:35.08] | 也只能一个人 在夜里 恰着柠檬 |
[01:39.93] | 酸就一个字 |
[01:40.77] | 我一天要说千百次 |
[01:41.81] | 这么多好事 |
[01:42.74] | 啥时能轮到我一次 |
[01:43.97] | 氪金沉了 补考挂了 |
[01:45.48] | 我身上的配角光环 哇 |
[01:47.07] | 变得更加闪耀 啦 |
[01:47.99] | 烦恼的事情 越来越多 |
[01:49.46] | 何时能 过上 幸福的 生活 |
[01:51.55] | 啊 酸了 算了 输了 认了 |
[01:53.19] | 败犬有什么资格 |
[01:53.91] | 要求安可 |
[01:56.31] | 下课后 别人成双成对 |
[01:58.19] | 回宿舍 室友全去约会 |
[02:00.15] | 千万对情侣有说有笑 |
[02:01.88] | 我没人陪 |
[02:04.25] | 听别人家矿主男友 |
[02:06.08] | 又给她换了新iphone |
[02:08.06] | 而我却 连男性朋友 都没有 |
[02:13.44] | 为什么 柠檬它不停地 围绕着我 |
[02:17.16] | 为什么 上帝它不舍得 加点欧气值给我 |
[02:21.93] | 他们都个个在疯狂涨粉 |
[02:25.11] | 而我硬币都没有 |
[02:27.24] | 只能 独自恰柠檬 |
[02:29.24] | 为什么 柠檬它不停地围绕着我 |
[02:33.07] | 为什么 只有我一个人 没钱没权还没有颜 |
[02:37.95] | 我酸了 边酸边哭得大声 |
[02:41.11] | 却只能一个人流着泪 恰着柠檬 |
[02:45.93] | 恰着柠檬!(大声) |
[02:48.44] | 哇,你这么惨的么 |
[02:51.01] | 好了好了别难过了 |
[02:52.17] | 我请你吃个饭吧 |
[02:53.41] | 哼 |
[02:54.36] | 刺溜刺溜 |
[02:55.22] | 你怎么怎么了啊 |
[02:55.90] | 你吃饭也不行么 |
[02:57.09] | 你要给我关注!然后给我三连! |
[02:59.81] | 不然我恰柠檬恰到死! |
[03:01.73] | 好好好好好好 |
[03:02.70] | 我这就去 你别吃了... |
[03:04.12] | - End - |
[00:03.00] | |
[00:03.40] | ci liu ci liu ci liu ci liu |
[00:08.00] | ai? ni zai gan shen me a? zai na bian ci liu ci liu de |
[00:11.86] | wo wo wo |
[00:16.25] | wo zai chi wo zai chi ning meng a |
[00:18.88] | a hao suan a a |
[00:20.93] | ai ni ni ni ni bu yong zhe yang ba |
[00:22.38] | ni you bing ba |
[00:23.48] | ni shen me dong xi a |
[00:24.96] | ni bu dong ni men zhe zhong ren sheng ying jia |
[00:28.21] | ning meng shu shang ning meng guo |
[00:30.16] | ning meng shu xia zhi you wo |
[00:32.16] | qia zhe ning meng kong qi zhong man shi suan se |
[00:36.22] | tian mi lian ai yu wo wu guan shang qian bai wan bie ren jia chan |
[00:40.15] | wei bo chou jiang mei ci dou zhuan " cong lai mei you zhong guo jiang" |
[00:44.28] | tong xue jia gei ta mai le xin de bao |
[00:45.77] | xiao qun zi kou hong hai you xiao zhu pei qi |
[00:47.89] | ke lian de wo que lian hua bei dou mei hai wan o |
[00:52.21] | du zi yi ren hui dao jia zhong da kai shou ji shua hui wei bo |
[00:54.96] | you dao le " wo ke yi" de ning meng shi ke |
[01:00.09] | wu suo shi shi xian yu tan chuang zhi neng ou er zuo bai ri meng |
[01:07.37] | wei shi me ning meng ta bu ting di wei rao zhe wo |
[01:11.09] | wei shi me shang di ta bu jia xie xing yun gei wo |
[01:15.93] | zhi kan zhe pang ren dou feng kuang zhang fen |
[01:19.09] | liu wo yi ge ren zai han feng li |
[01:21.92] | qia zhe ning meng |
[01:23.24] | wei shi me ning meng ta bu ting di wei rao zhe wo |
[01:27.14] | wei shi me zhi you wo yi ge ren |
[01:29.96] | mei qian mei quan hai mei you yan |
[01:31.90] | wo suan le ku de hai hen da sheng |
[01:35.08] | ye zhi neng yi ge ren zai ye li qia zhe ning meng |
[01:39.93] | suan jiu yi ge zi |
[01:40.77] | wo yi tian yao shuo qian bai ci |
[01:41.81] | zhe me duo hao shi |
[01:42.74] | sha shi neng lun dao wo yi ci |
[01:43.97] | ke jin chen le bu kao gua le |
[01:45.48] | wo shen shang de pei jue guang huan wa |
[01:47.07] | bian de geng jia shan yao la |
[01:47.99] | fan nao de shi qing yue lai yue duo |
[01:49.46] | he shi neng guo shang xing fu de sheng huo |
[01:51.55] | a suan le suan le shu le ren le |
[01:53.19] | bai quan you shen me zi ge |
[01:53.91] | yao qiu an ke |
[01:56.31] | xia ke hou bie ren cheng shuang cheng dui |
[01:58.19] | hui su she shi you quan qu yue hui |
[02:00.15] | qian wan dui qing lv you shuo you xiao |
[02:01.88] | wo mei ren pei |
[02:04.25] | ting bie ren jia kuang zhu nan you |
[02:06.08] | you gei ta huan le xin iphone |
[02:08.06] | er wo que lian nan xing peng you dou mei you |
[02:13.44] | wei shi me ning meng ta bu ting di wei rao zhe wo |
[02:17.16] | wei shi me shang di ta bu she de jia dian ou qi zhi gei wo |
[02:21.93] | ta men dou ge ge zai feng kuang zhang fen |
[02:25.11] | er wo ying bi dou mei you |
[02:27.24] | zhi neng du zi qia ning meng |
[02:29.24] | wei shi me ning meng ta bu ting di wei rao zhe wo |
[02:33.07] | wei shi me zhi you wo yi ge ren mei qian mei quan hai mei you yan |
[02:37.95] | wo suan le bian suan bian ku de da sheng |
[02:41.11] | que zhi neng yi ge ren liu zhe lei qia zhe ning meng |
[02:45.93] | qia zhe ning meng! da sheng |
[02:48.44] | wa, ni zhe me can de me |
[02:51.01] | hao le hao le bie nan guo le |
[02:52.17] | wo qing ni chi ge fan ba |
[02:53.41] | heng |
[02:54.36] | ci liu ci liu |
[02:55.22] | ni zen me zen me le a |
[02:55.90] | ni chi fan ye bu xing me |
[02:57.09] | ni yao gei wo guan zhu! ran hou gei wo san lian! |
[02:59.81] | bu ran wo qia ning meng qia dao si! |
[03:01.73] | hao hao hao hao hao hao |
[03:02.70] | wo zhe jiu qu ni bie chi le... |
[03:04.12] | End |
[00:03.00] | |
[00:03.40] | cī liū cī liū cī liū cī liū |
[00:08.00] | āi? nǐ zài gàn shén me a? zài nà biān cī liū cī liū de |
[00:11.86] | wǒ wǒ wǒ |
[00:16.25] | wǒ zài chī wǒ zài chī níng méng a |
[00:18.88] | a hǎo suān a a |
[00:20.93] | āi nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ bù yòng zhè yàng ba |
[00:22.38] | nǐ yǒu bìng ba |
[00:23.48] | nǐ shén me dōng xī a |
[00:24.96] | nǐ bù dǒng nǐ men zhè zhǒng rén shēng yíng jiā |
[00:28.21] | níng méng shù shàng níng méng guǒ |
[00:30.16] | níng méng shù xià zhǐ yǒu wǒ |
[00:32.16] | qià zhe níng méng kōng qì zhōng mǎn shì suān sè |
[00:36.22] | tián mì liàn ài yǔ wǒ wú guān shàng qiān bǎi wàn bié rén jiā chǎn |
[00:40.15] | wēi bó chōu jiǎng měi cì dōu zhuǎn " cóng lái méi yǒu zhōng guò jiǎng" |
[00:44.28] | tóng xué jiā gěi tā mǎi le xīn de bāo |
[00:45.77] | xiǎo qún zi kǒu hóng hái yǒu xiǎo zhū pèi qí |
[00:47.89] | kě lián de wǒ què lián huā bei dōu méi hái wán ó |
[00:52.21] | dú zì yī rén huí dào jiā zhōng dǎ kāi shǒu jī shuā huì wēi bó |
[00:54.96] | yòu dào le " wǒ kě yǐ" de níng méng shí kè |
[01:00.09] | wú suǒ shì shì xián yú tān chuáng zhǐ néng ǒu ěr zuò bái rì mèng |
[01:07.37] | wèi shí me níng méng tā bù tíng dì wéi rào zhe wǒ |
[01:11.09] | wèi shí me shàng dì tā bù jiā xiē xìng yùn gěi wǒ |
[01:15.93] | zhǐ kàn zhe páng rén dōu fēng kuáng zhǎng fěn |
[01:19.09] | liú wǒ yí ge rén zài hán fēng lǐ |
[01:21.92] | qià zhè níng méng |
[01:23.24] | wèi shí me níng méng tā bù tíng dì wéi rào zhe wǒ |
[01:27.14] | wèi shí me zhǐ yǒu wǒ yí ge rén |
[01:29.96] | méi qián méi quán hái méi yǒu yán |
[01:31.90] | wǒ suān le kū de hái hěn dà shēng |
[01:35.08] | yě zhǐ néng yí ge rén zài yè lǐ qià zhe níng méng |
[01:39.93] | suān jiù yí gè zì |
[01:40.77] | wǒ yì tiān yào shuō qiān bǎi cì |
[01:41.81] | zhè me duō hǎo shì |
[01:42.74] | shà shí néng lún dào wǒ yī cì |
[01:43.97] | kè jīn chén le bǔ kǎo guà le |
[01:45.48] | wǒ shēn shàng de pèi jué guāng huán wa |
[01:47.07] | biàn de gèng jiā shǎn yào la |
[01:47.99] | fán nǎo de shì qíng yuè lái yuè duō |
[01:49.46] | hé shí néng guò shàng xìng fú de shēng huó |
[01:51.55] | a suān le suàn le shū le rèn le |
[01:53.19] | bài quǎn yǒu shén me zī gé |
[01:53.91] | yāo qiú ān kě |
[01:56.31] | xià kè hòu bié rén chéng shuāng chéng duì |
[01:58.19] | huí sù shè shì yǒu quán qù yuē huì |
[02:00.15] | qiān wàn duì qíng lǚ yǒu shuō yǒu xiào |
[02:01.88] | wǒ méi rén péi |
[02:04.25] | tīng bié rén jiā kuàng zhǔ nán yǒu |
[02:06.08] | yòu gěi tā huàn le xīn iphone |
[02:08.06] | ér wǒ què lián nán xìng péng yǒu dōu méi yǒu |
[02:13.44] | wèi shí me níng méng tā bù tíng dì wéi rào zhe wǒ |
[02:17.16] | wèi shí me shàng dì tā bù shě de jiā diǎn ōu qì zhí gěi wǒ |
[02:21.93] | tā men dōu gè gè zài fēng kuáng zhǎng fěn |
[02:25.11] | ér wǒ yìng bì dōu méi yǒu |
[02:27.24] | zhǐ néng dú zì qià níng méng |
[02:29.24] | wèi shí me níng méng tā bù tíng dì wéi rào zhe wǒ |
[02:33.07] | wèi shí me zhǐ yǒu wǒ yí ge rén méi qián méi quán hái méi yǒu yán |
[02:37.95] | wǒ suān le biān suān biān kū dé dà shēng |
[02:41.11] | què zhǐ néng yí ge rén liú zhe lèi qià zhe níng méng |
[02:45.93] | qià zhe níng méng! dà shēng |
[02:48.44] | wa, nǐ zhè me cǎn de me |
[02:51.01] | hǎo le hǎo le bié nán guò le |
[02:52.17] | wǒ qǐng nǐ chī gè fàn ba |
[02:53.41] | hēng |
[02:54.36] | cī liū cī liū |
[02:55.22] | nǐ zěn me zěn me le a |
[02:55.90] | nǐ chī fàn yě bù xíng me |
[02:57.09] | nǐ yào gěi wǒ guān zhù! rán hòu gěi wǒ sān lián! |
[02:59.81] | bù rán wǒ qià níng méng qià dào sǐ! |
[03:01.73] | hǎo hǎo hǎo hǎo hǎo hǎo |
[03:02.70] | wǒ zhè jiù qù nǐ bié chī le... |
[03:04.12] | End |