| 歌曲 | Intro |
| 歌手 | ConRank |
| 专辑 | What's A FKNG Conrank |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : Diccon Mayfield |
| [00:00.941] | Hello and welcome to what is a ******* Conrank. |
| [00:05.993] | In this series we aim to uncover the ancient |
| [00:09.485] | and unanswered mystery of the Conrank. |
| [00:12.631] | |
| [00:12.735] | What is it? Where did it come from? |
| [00:15.329] | And, what does it do? |
| [00:16.770] | Some say it’s a hermit, |
| [00:19.216] | that locks itself away, in a darkened soundproof room, |
| [00:23.082] | only appearing for bowls of noodle soup. |
| [00:25.922] | Others say it’s a wizard that roams North American |
| [00:29.741] | and that it’s mating call cannot be heard, but only felt. |
| [00:35.065] | One young scientist says it hits at a perfect 50hz. |
| [00:39.897] | My theory is that Conrank is nothing, but also everything, and that it lives within us. |
| [00:47.386] | Let’s begin this journey of discovery together. |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Diccon Mayfield |
| [00:00.941] | Hello and welcome to what is a Conrank. |
| [00:05.993] | In this series we aim to uncover the ancient |
| [00:09.485] | and unanswered mystery of the Conrank. |
| [00:12.631] | |
| [00:12.735] | What is it? Where did it come from? |
| [00:15.329] | And, what does it do? |
| [00:16.770] | Some say it' s a hermit, |
| [00:19.216] | that locks itself away, in a darkened soundproof room, |
| [00:23.082] | only appearing for bowls of noodle soup. |
| [00:25.922] | Others say it' s a wizard that roams North American |
| [00:29.741] | and that it' s mating call cannot be heard, but only felt. |
| [00:35.065] | One young scientist says it hits at a perfect 50hz. |
| [00:39.897] | My theory is that Conrank is nothing, but also everything, and that it lives within us. |
| [00:47.386] | Let' s begin this journey of discovery together. |
| [00:00.941] | nǐ men hǎo, huān yíng lái dào what is a Conrank shì jiè |
| [00:05.993] | zài zhè gè xì liè lǐ |
| [00:09.485] | wǒ men jiāng yī tóng tàn xún gǔ lǎo hé wèi jiě dá de, guān yú Conrank de mì mì |
| [00:12.735] | tā shì shén me? tā cóng nǎ lái? |
| [00:15.329] | tā néng zuò shí mǒ? |
| [00:16.770] | yǒu rén shuō tā shì gè yǐn shì |
| [00:19.216] | jiāng zì jǐ suǒ zài hēi àn de jìng mì gé lóu jiǎo luò |
| [00:23.082] | zhī zài xū yào yī wǎn zhāi miàn dí shí hòu chū xiàn |
| [00:25.922] | yǒu rén shuō tā shì zài běi měi yóu dàng de wū shī |
| [00:29.741] | tā de zhào huàn zhǐ néng bèi gǎn shòu, ér wú fǎ bèi tīng jiàn |
| [00:35.065] | yī wèi nián qīng de kē xué jiā shuō, tā de shēng yīn zhèng hǎo luò zài 50 hè zī |
| [00:39.897] | ér wǒ rèn wéi, Conrank qí shí shì xū wú, yě shì wàn wù, tā hé wǒ men gòng tóng hū xī |
| [00:47.386] | ràng wǒ men yì qǐ lái tàn xún zhè gè mì mì ba! |