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Raw doggin' at the raw bar |
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Saw that pretty face from afar |
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Bait our hooks with poison tongues |
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Then our dark work shall be done |
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Baby, there's surprise sex all over this joint |
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We'd get your consent, but what's the point?! |
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Even though she's a bit under par |
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We'll still go raw doggin' at the raw bar |
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Oh my - oysters, scallops, and clams |
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Then it's Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am! |
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Time to nosh on more sea creatures |
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Right after we sample all your sexy features |
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[Chorus] |
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That's what real pirates always do |
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And you won't ever have a ****ing clue |
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Your innocence will be marred |
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When we go raw doggin' at the raw bar |
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Liquid encouragement we'll desire |
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A necessity to elevate your looks higher |
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To the Captain's Quarters we'll retire |
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Prophylactics shan't be required! |
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Seems we bucs are up on our luck |
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Lord just knows we need to **** |
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So come on over and dump 'em out |
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These cannons'll make ya scream 'n shout |
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Bawl your eyes out of your head |
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There's nothin' we'd rather do instead |
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Baby batter soothes those wounds |
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While we hum our sexin' tunes |
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SCREAM OUT! Against your will! |
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These love juices are gonna spill |
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SCREAM OUT! You can't be saved! |
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The wailing cries echo 'til your grave |
