歌曲 | Children's Story |
歌手 | Slick Rick |
专辑 | The Great Adventures Of Slick Rick |
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[00:00.00] | 作词 : Walters |
[00:11.18] | Girl:Uncle Ricky, could u read us a bed time story please, o please |
[00:18.28] | (Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book. yall tucked in?)yea |
[00:21.65] | |
[00:28.62] | Here we go, |
[00:31.23] | Once upon a time not long ago, |
[00:32.23] | when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, |
[00:34.55] | When laws were stern and justice stood, |
[00:37.03] | and people were behavin' like they ought ta good, |
[00:39.23] | There lived a lil' boy who was misled, |
[00:41.51] | by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: |
[00:44.02] | "Me & You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash, |
[00:46.37] | robbin' old folks and makin' da dash", |
[00:49.14] | They did the job, money came with ease, |
[00:50.90] | but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease, |
[00:53.16] | He robbed another and another and a sista and her |
[00:55.12] | brotha, |
[00:56.13] | tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover, |
[00:57.95] | The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, |
[01:01.52] | he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static", |
[01:02.69] | Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap, |
[01:05.00] | but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped, |
[01:07.28] | The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why'd ya hit me?", |
[01:09.29] | the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney, |
[01:11.94] | The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure, |
[01:14.28] | "I'll do years if I pull this trigga", |
[01:16.71] | So he cold dashed and ran around the block, |
[01:19.09] | cop radioes it to another lady cop, |
[01:21.36] | He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista, |
[01:23.64] | a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her, |
[01:26.06] | Looked around good and from expectations, |
[01:28.36] | so he decided he'd hit for the subway stations, |
[01:31.05] | But she was coming and he made a left, |
[01:33.03] | he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath, |
[01:35.26] | Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,(sorry) |
[01:37.65] | then he made his move to an abandoned building, |
[01:39.99] | Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, |
[01:42.23] | opened up the door there, guess who he saw?, |
[01:44.61] | Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope, |
[01:47.41] | who don't know the meaning of water nor soap, |
[01:49.89] | He said(I need bullets, hurry up, run) |
[01:51.70] | the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun, |
[01:54.29] | He went outside but there was cops all over, |
[01:56.52] | then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova, |
[01:58.72] | Raced up the block doing 83, |
[02:01.00] | crashed into a tree near university, |
[02:03.37] | Escaped alive though the car was battered, |
[02:05.78] | rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered, |
[02:08.04] | Ran out of bullets and still had static, |
[02:10.36] | grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic, |
[02:12.81] | Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead, |
[02:15.17] | he told the cops(Back off or honey here's dead), |
[02:17.80] | Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, |
[02:19.73] | so he let the lady go and he starts to run on, |
[02:22.04] | Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, |
[02:24.37] | before long the lil' boy got surrounded, |
[02:27.00] | He dropped the gun, so went the glory, |
[02:29.10] | and this is the way I have to end this story, |
[02:31.34] | He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream, |
[02:33.77] | the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, |
[02:36.16] | This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh, |
[02:38.72] | just another case about the wrong path, |
[02:40.80] | Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST. |
[02:44.76] | |
[02:45.51] | Good Night. |
[02:50.51] | Girl:oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd |
[02:53.03] | I don't know, what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast? |
[02:58.98] | I don't know, I think he'll be crackin' it up for us,... Good nite |
[02:59.62] | ---end--- |
[03:57.78] | |
[03:58.36] | slick rick-children's story |
[00:00.00] | zuo ci : Walters |
[00:11.18] | Girl: Uncle Ricky, could u read us a bed time story please, o please |
[00:18.28] | Alright you kids get to bed i' ll get the story book. yall tucked in? yea |
[00:21.65] | |
[00:28.62] | Here we go, |
[00:31.23] | Once upon a time not long ago, |
[00:32.23] | when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, |
[00:34.55] | When laws were stern and justice stood, |
[00:37.03] | and people were behavin' like they ought ta good, |
[00:39.23] | There lived a lil' boy who was misled, |
[00:41.51] | by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: |
[00:44.02] | " Me You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash, |
[00:46.37] | robbin' old folks and makin' da dash", |
[00:49.14] | They did the job, money came with ease, |
[00:50.90] | but one couldn' t stop, it' s like he had a disease, |
[00:53.16] | He robbed another and another and a sista and her |
[00:55.12] | brotha, |
[00:56.13] | tried to rob a man who was a D. T. undercover, |
[00:57.95] | The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, |
[01:01.52] | he said " Keep still, boy, no need for static", |
[01:02.69] | Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap, |
[01:05.00] | but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped, |
[01:07.28] | The kid pulled out a gun, he said " Why' d ya hit me?", |
[01:09.29] | the barrel was set straight for the cop' s kidney, |
[01:11.94] | The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure, |
[01:14.28] | " I' ll do years if I pull this trigga", |
[01:16.71] | So he cold dashed and ran around the block, |
[01:19.09] | cop radioes it to another lady cop, |
[01:21.36] | He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista, |
[01:23.64] | a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her, |
[01:26.06] | Looked around good and from expectations, |
[01:28.36] | so he decided he' d hit for the subway stations, |
[01:31.05] | But she was coming and he made a left, |
[01:33.03] | he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath, |
[01:35.26] | Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him, sorry |
[01:37.65] | then he made his move to an abandoned building, |
[01:39.99] | Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, |
[01:42.23] | opened up the door there, guess who he saw?, |
[01:44.61] | Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope, |
[01:47.41] | who don' t know the meaning of water nor soap, |
[01:49.89] | He said I need bullets, hurry up, run |
[01:51.70] | the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun, |
[01:54.29] | He went outside but there was cops all over, |
[01:56.52] | then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova, |
[01:58.72] | Raced up the block doing 83, |
[02:01.00] | crashed into a tree near university, |
[02:03.37] | Escaped alive though the car was battered, |
[02:05.78] | ratatattatted and all the cops scattered, |
[02:08.04] | Ran out of bullets and still had static, |
[02:10.36] | grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic, |
[02:12.81] | Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead, |
[02:15.17] | he told the cops Back off or honey here' s dead, |
[02:17.80] | Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, |
[02:19.73] | so he let the lady go and he starts to run on, |
[02:22.04] | Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, |
[02:24.37] | before long the lil' boy got surrounded, |
[02:27.00] | He dropped the gun, so went the glory, |
[02:29.10] | and this is the way I have to end this story, |
[02:31.34] | He was only seventeen, in a madman' s dream, |
[02:33.77] | the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, |
[02:36.16] | This ain' t funny so don' t ya dare laugh, |
[02:38.72] | just another case about the wrong path, |
[02:40.80] | Straight ' n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST. |
[02:44.76] | |
[02:45.51] | Good Night. |
[02:50.51] | Girl: oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd |
[02:53.03] | I don' t know, what does he mean straight ' n' narrow or your soul gets cast? |
[02:58.98] | I don' t know, I think he' ll be crackin' it up for us,... Good nite |
[02:59.62] | end |
[03:57.78] | |
[03:58.36] | slick rickchildren' s story |
[00:00.00] | zuò cí : Walters |
[00:11.18] | Girl: Uncle Ricky, could u read us a bed time story please, o please |
[00:18.28] | Alright you kids get to bed i' ll get the story book. yall tucked in? yea |
[00:21.65] | |
[00:28.62] | Here we go, |
[00:31.23] | Once upon a time not long ago, |
[00:32.23] | when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, |
[00:34.55] | When laws were stern and justice stood, |
[00:37.03] | and people were behavin' like they ought ta good, |
[00:39.23] | There lived a lil' boy who was misled, |
[00:41.51] | by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: |
[00:44.02] | " Me You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash, |
[00:46.37] | robbin' old folks and makin' da dash", |
[00:49.14] | They did the job, money came with ease, |
[00:50.90] | but one couldn' t stop, it' s like he had a disease, |
[00:53.16] | He robbed another and another and a sista and her |
[00:55.12] | brotha, |
[00:56.13] | tried to rob a man who was a D. T. undercover, |
[00:57.95] | The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, |
[01:01.52] | he said " Keep still, boy, no need for static", |
[01:02.69] | Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap, |
[01:05.00] | but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped, |
[01:07.28] | The kid pulled out a gun, he said " Why' d ya hit me?", |
[01:09.29] | the barrel was set straight for the cop' s kidney, |
[01:11.94] | The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure, |
[01:14.28] | " I' ll do years if I pull this trigga", |
[01:16.71] | So he cold dashed and ran around the block, |
[01:19.09] | cop radioes it to another lady cop, |
[01:21.36] | He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista, |
[01:23.64] | a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her, |
[01:26.06] | Looked around good and from expectations, |
[01:28.36] | so he decided he' d hit for the subway stations, |
[01:31.05] | But she was coming and he made a left, |
[01:33.03] | he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath, |
[01:35.26] | Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him, sorry |
[01:37.65] | then he made his move to an abandoned building, |
[01:39.99] | Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, |
[01:42.23] | opened up the door there, guess who he saw?, |
[01:44.61] | Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope, |
[01:47.41] | who don' t know the meaning of water nor soap, |
[01:49.89] | He said I need bullets, hurry up, run |
[01:51.70] | the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun, |
[01:54.29] | He went outside but there was cops all over, |
[01:56.52] | then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova, |
[01:58.72] | Raced up the block doing 83, |
[02:01.00] | crashed into a tree near university, |
[02:03.37] | Escaped alive though the car was battered, |
[02:05.78] | ratatattatted and all the cops scattered, |
[02:08.04] | Ran out of bullets and still had static, |
[02:10.36] | grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic, |
[02:12.81] | Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead, |
[02:15.17] | he told the cops Back off or honey here' s dead, |
[02:17.80] | Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, |
[02:19.73] | so he let the lady go and he starts to run on, |
[02:22.04] | Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, |
[02:24.37] | before long the lil' boy got surrounded, |
[02:27.00] | He dropped the gun, so went the glory, |
[02:29.10] | and this is the way I have to end this story, |
[02:31.34] | He was only seventeen, in a madman' s dream, |
[02:33.77] | the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, |
[02:36.16] | This ain' t funny so don' t ya dare laugh, |
[02:38.72] | just another case about the wrong path, |
[02:40.80] | Straight ' n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST. |
[02:44.76] | |
[02:45.51] | Good Night. |
[02:50.51] | Girl: oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd |
[02:53.03] | I don' t know, what does he mean straight ' n' narrow or your soul gets cast? |
[02:58.98] | I don' t know, I think he' ll be crackin' it up for us,... Good nite |
[02:59.62] | end |
[03:57.78] | |
[03:58.36] | slick rickchildren' s story |
[00:11.18] | Rick叔叔 能给我讲个睡前故事吗 求求你惹 |
[00:18.28] | 好吧小可爱想听睡前故事的话 能不同意吗? |
[00:28.62] | 听着 |
[00:31.23] | 不久以前 |
[00:32.23] | 人们穿着大肥裤子 生活悠闲 |
[00:34.55] | 当法律严厉 正义尚在 |
[00:37.03] | 当人们都各得其各司其职 |
[00:39.23] | 有一个小男孩 |
[00:41.51] | 被另一个小孩怂恿说 |
[00:44.02] | “我们今晚去搞点钱花花' |
[00:46.37] | "去抢那些老人的钱 很简单的" |
[00:49.14] | 他们成功了 真的很简单 |
[00:50.90] | 但是 他发现自己像得病了一样再也停不下来 |
[00:53.16] | 不管是姐妹还是兄弟 |
[00:55.12] | 他都抢了个遍 |
[00:56.13] | 他还曾试图抢一个便衣警察 |
[00:57.95] | 那个警察拧着他的胳膊 他开始慌了 |
[01:01.52] | 他说 ”别动 不然就用电击枪了“ |
[01:02.69] | 他朝着男孩的肚子打了一拳又扇了他一个耳光 |
[01:05.00] | 但是他不知道 男孩有枪 |
[01:07.28] | 男孩掏出枪 说 为什么打我? |
[01:09.29] | 枪口直指警察的脑门 |
[01:11.94] | 警察吓尿了 男孩开始盘算 |
[01:14.28] | ”这一枪下去我可能要呆个几年了“ |
[01:16.71] | 他冷静下来 绕着街区跑了 |
[01:19.09] | 那个警察通知了一个女警 |
[01:21.36] | 他跑到一棵树旁的时候看到了这个女警 |
[01:23.64] | 女警立马朝他开枪 他也回开了一枪 |
[01:26.06] | 看看了周围情况他估摸着 |
[01:28.36] | 决定躲在地铁站 |
[01:31.05] | 但是女警追了上来 他拔腿就跑 |
[01:33.03] | 他用最快的速度跑啊跑 感觉随时会窒息 |
[01:35.26] | 还撞翻了一个老爷爷 抱歉 |
[01:37.65] | 接着他转身跑向一个废弃的大楼 |
[01:39.99] | 顺着楼梯上到了楼顶 |
[01:42.23] | 打开门的时候你猜他看到了谁 |
[01:44.61] | 他的瘾君子邻居Dave |
[01:47.41] | Dave常常连澡都不洗 |
[01:49.89] | 他说 给我点武器 快点 |
[01:51.70] | Dave给他了一把崭新的枪 |
[01:54.29] | 他跑出去 的时候外面已经被包围了 |
[01:56.52] | 他钻进了一辆偷来的Nova |
[01:58.72] | 加速开到83街区 |
[02:01.00] | 冲向大学附近的一颗树 |
[02:03.37] | 车毁人幸好人未亡 |
[02:05.78] | 乌拉乌拉乌拉 条子们都赶来了 |
[02:08.04] | 虽然没有子弹了 但是枪还可以吓唬吓唬人 |
[02:10.36] | 可以劫持一个人质来争取最后的希望 |
[02:12.81] | 用空膛的枪指着孕妇的脑袋 |
[02:15.17] | 他告诉警察 ”退后 不然我就毙了她“ |
[02:17.80] | 内心深处他知道他在做错事 |
[02:19.73] | 所以他放走孕妇 开始继续跑 |
[02:22.04] | 听着此起彼伏的警报声 他很紧张 |
[02:24.37] | 不一会儿 小男孩就被包围了 |
[02:27.00] | 他扔掉手枪 抛弃了最后的荣光 |
[02:29.10] | 我要让故事就这样结束 |
[02:31.34] | 他才17岁 只是沉迷于古惑仔的美梦 |
[02:33.77] | 当警察向他开枪的时候 我还能听到他的尖叫 |
[02:36.16] | 这不是什么笑话 所以别笑 亲爱的 |
[02:38.72] | 只是一个误入歧途的故事 |
[02:40.80] | 就算艰难险阻也要走正道啊 不然灵魂会下地狱的 |
[02:45.51] | 晚安 |
[02:50.51] | 女孩: 叔叔口中的男孩真的很酷 |
[02:53.03] | 但是我不知道艰难险阻的正道 和下地狱的灵魂是啥意思 |
[02:58.98] | 我不懂啦 我觉得他就是在逗我开心 |
[02:59.62] | 结束 |
[03:58.36] | 一个装作老练的男孩的故事 |