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The dolls have burnt down the dolls house |
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The Chessmen have been put to the sword |
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The Droughts are forming a coven |
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Peter Pan is sleeping with whores |
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The man in the moon, oh where did he go |
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It's rumored some astronauts were seen digging a hole |
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The Daleks are on the council |
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Action Man likes little boys |
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The Moomins they worship Satan |
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The Wombles have been humanely destroyed |
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The man in the moon, oh where did he go |
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It's rumored some astronauts were seen digging a hole |
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The 3 bears share more than porridge |
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Biggles is bankrupt and sleeps in his car |
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Janet sells smack from her basement |
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While John's a people trafficker |
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Noddy he makes snuff movies |
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Rupert bear hung himself from a tree |
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Andy Pandy he is on steroids |
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The famous five are on a murder spree |
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The man in the moon, oh where did he go |
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It's rumored some astronauts were seen digging a hole |
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We are easily brought and so easily sold |
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England expects you to do as you're bloody well told |