[00:00.00] | 作词 : Burrell, Ducent, Pizzonia ... |
[00:02.21] | (Yo man) Yo |
[00:04.28] | (Open up man) What do you want man? |
[00:06.79] | (My girl just caught me) |
[00:08.30] | You let her catch you!? |
[00:10.26] | (I don't know how I let this happen) |
[00:12.34] | With who? |
[00:13.32] | (The girl next door, you know?) Man... |
[00:15.71] | (I don't know what to do) So it wasn't you |
[00:19.30] | Alright... |
[00:20.39] | Honey came in and she caught me red-handed |
[00:22.35] | Sleeping with the girl next door |
[00:24.75] | Picture this we were both butt-naked |
[00:27.57] | Bangin on the bathroom floor |
[00:29.75] | How could I forget |
[00:31.71] | That I had given her an extra key |
[00:34.88] | All this time she was standing there |
[00:37.38] | She never took her eyes off me |
[00:39.77] | How you can grant the woman access to your villa |
[00:41.84] | Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow |
[00:44.34] | You better watch your back before she turn 'to a killer |
[00:47.07] | Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner |
[00:49.69] | To be a true player you have to know how to play |
[00:52.40] | If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay |
[00:54.69] | Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim |
[00:57.41] | And you tell her baby no way |
[01:00.13] | But she caught me on the counter |
[01:02.42] | "It wasn't me" |
[01:03.39] | Saw me Bangin on the sofa |
[01:04.82] | "It wasn't me" |
[01:06.12] | I even had her in the shower |
[01:07.53] | "It wasn't me" |
[01:08.51] | She even caught me on camera |
[01:10.04] | "It wasn't me" |
[01:11.02] | She saw the marks on my shoulder |
[01:12.43] | "It wasn't me" |
[01:13.41] | Heard the words that I told her |
[01:15.05] | "It wasn't me" |
[01:16.02] | Heard the screams getting louder |
[01:17.76] | "It wasn't me" |
[01:18.64] | She stayed until it was over |
[01:20.70] | Honey came in and she caught me red-handed |
[01:22.99] | Sleeping with the girl next door |
[01:25.28] | Picture this we were both butt-naked |
[01:28.22] | Banging on the bathroom floor |
[01:30.39] | I had tried to keep her from what |
[01:33.01] | She was about to see |
[01:35.41] | Why should she believe me |
[01:37.68] | When I told her it wasn't me |
[01:40.30] | Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on |
[01:42.70] | Da right prefix whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex |
[01:45.20] | As funny as it be by you, it not hot hot sex |
[01:47.81] | Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs |
[01:50.21] | You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past |
[01:52.72] | Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass |
[01:55.22] | Your answer: go over there but if she pack a gun |
[01:57.94] | You know you better run fast |
[02:00.66] | But she caught me on the counter |
[02:03.06] | "It wasn't me" |
[02:04.04] | Saw me bangin on the sofa |
[02:05.35] | "It wasn't me" |
[02:06.43] | I even had her in the shower |
[02:07.85] | "It wasn't me" |
[02:08.94] | She even caught me on camera |
[02:10.46] | "It wasn't me" |
[02:11.44] | She saw the marks on my shoulder |
[02:12.96] | "It wasn't me" |
[02:13.94] | Heard the words that I told her |
[02:15.69] | "It wasn't me" |
[02:16.55] | Heard the screams getting louder |
[02:17.97] | "It wasn't me" |
[02:19.17] | She stayed until it was over |
[02:21.02] | Honey came in and she caught me red-handed |
[02:23.52] | Sleeping with the girl next door |
[02:25.71] | Picture this we were both butt-naked |
[02:28.65] | Banging on the bathroom floor |
[02:30.71] | How could I forget |
[02:32.67] | That I had given her an extra key |
[02:35.83] | All this time she was standing there |
[02:38.33] | She never took her eyes off me |
[02:41.05] | Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused |
[02:45.84] | I've been listenin' to your reasonin' |
[02:48.35] | It makes no sense at all |
[02:50.63] | We should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused |
[02:55.86] | You may think that you're a player |
[02:58.36] | But you're completely lost |
[03:01.09] | Honey came in and she caught me red-handed |
[03:03.91] | Sleeping with the girl next door |
[03:06.20] | Picture this we were both butt-naked |
[03:09.03] | Bangin on the bathroom floor |
[03:11.11] | How could I forget |
[03:13.17] | That I had given her an extra key |
[03:16.22] | All this time she was standing there |
[03:18.83] | She never took her eyes off me |
[00:00.00] | zuo ci : Burrell, Ducent, Pizzonia ... |
[00:02.21] | Yo man Yo |
[00:04.28] | Open up man What do you want man? |
[00:06.79] | My girl just caught me |
[00:08.30] | You let her catch you!? |
[00:10.26] | I don' t know how I let this happen |
[00:12.34] | With who? |
[00:13.32] | The girl next door, you know? Man... |
[00:15.71] | I don' t know what to do So it wasn' t you |
[00:19.30] | Alright... |
[00:20.39] | Honey came in and she caught me redhanded |
[00:22.35] | Sleeping with the girl next door |
[00:24.75] | Picture this we were both buttnaked |
[00:27.57] | Bangin on the bathroom floor |
[00:29.75] | How could I forget |
[00:31.71] | That I had given her an extra key |
[00:34.88] | All this time she was standing there |
[00:37.38] | She never took her eyes off me |
[00:39.77] | How you can grant the woman access to your villa |
[00:41.84] | Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow |
[00:44.34] | You better watch your back before she turn ' to a killer |
[00:47.07] | Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner |
[00:49.69] | To be a true player you have to know how to play |
[00:52.40] | If she say you' re not, convince her say you' re gay |
[00:54.69] | Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim |
[00:57.41] | And you tell her baby no way |
[01:00.13] | But she caught me on the counter |
[01:02.42] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:03.39] | Saw me Bangin on the sofa |
[01:04.82] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:06.12] | I even had her in the shower |
[01:07.53] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:08.51] | She even caught me on camera |
[01:10.04] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:11.02] | She saw the marks on my shoulder |
[01:12.43] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:13.41] | Heard the words that I told her |
[01:15.05] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:16.02] | Heard the screams getting louder |
[01:17.76] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:18.64] | She stayed until it was over |
[01:20.70] | Honey came in and she caught me redhanded |
[01:22.99] | Sleeping with the girl next door |
[01:25.28] | Picture this we were both buttnaked |
[01:28.22] | Banging on the bathroom floor |
[01:30.39] | I had tried to keep her from what |
[01:33.01] | She was about to see |
[01:35.41] | Why should she believe me |
[01:37.68] | When I told her it wasn' t me |
[01:40.30] | Make sure she knows it' s not you and lead her on |
[01:42.70] | Da right prefix whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex |
[01:45.20] | As funny as it be by you, it not hot hot sex |
[01:47.81] | Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs |
[01:50.21] | You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past |
[01:52.72] | Hardly recollecting and then she' ll go to noontime mass |
[01:55.22] | Your answer: go over there but if she pack a gun |
[01:57.94] | You know you better run fast |
[02:00.66] | But she caught me on the counter |
[02:03.06] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:04.04] | Saw me bangin on the sofa |
[02:05.35] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:06.43] | I even had her in the shower |
[02:07.85] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:08.94] | She even caught me on camera |
[02:10.46] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:11.44] | She saw the marks on my shoulder |
[02:12.96] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:13.94] | Heard the words that I told her |
[02:15.69] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:16.55] | Heard the screams getting louder |
[02:17.97] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:19.17] | She stayed until it was over |
[02:21.02] | Honey came in and she caught me redhanded |
[02:23.52] | Sleeping with the girl next door |
[02:25.71] | Picture this we were both buttnaked |
[02:28.65] | Banging on the bathroom floor |
[02:30.71] | How could I forget |
[02:32.67] | That I had given her an extra key |
[02:35.83] | All this time she was standing there |
[02:38.33] | She never took her eyes off me |
[02:41.05] | Gonna tell her that I' m sorry for the pain that I' ve caused |
[02:45.84] | I' ve been listenin' to your reasonin' |
[02:48.35] | It makes no sense at all |
[02:50.63] | We should tell her that I' m sorry for the pain that I' ve caused |
[02:55.86] | You may think that you' re a player |
[02:58.36] | But you' re completely lost |
[03:01.09] | Honey came in and she caught me redhanded |
[03:03.91] | Sleeping with the girl next door |
[03:06.20] | Picture this we were both buttnaked |
[03:09.03] | Bangin on the bathroom floor |
[03:11.11] | How could I forget |
[03:13.17] | That I had given her an extra key |
[03:16.22] | All this time she was standing there |
[03:18.83] | She never took her eyes off me |
[00:00.00] | zuò cí : Burrell, Ducent, Pizzonia ... |
[00:02.21] | Yo man Yo |
[00:04.28] | Open up man What do you want man? |
[00:06.79] | My girl just caught me |
[00:08.30] | You let her catch you!? |
[00:10.26] | I don' t know how I let this happen |
[00:12.34] | With who? |
[00:13.32] | The girl next door, you know? Man... |
[00:15.71] | I don' t know what to do So it wasn' t you |
[00:19.30] | Alright... |
[00:20.39] | Honey came in and she caught me redhanded |
[00:22.35] | Sleeping with the girl next door |
[00:24.75] | Picture this we were both buttnaked |
[00:27.57] | Bangin on the bathroom floor |
[00:29.75] | How could I forget |
[00:31.71] | That I had given her an extra key |
[00:34.88] | All this time she was standing there |
[00:37.38] | She never took her eyes off me |
[00:39.77] | How you can grant the woman access to your villa |
[00:41.84] | Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow |
[00:44.34] | You better watch your back before she turn ' to a killer |
[00:47.07] | Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner |
[00:49.69] | To be a true player you have to know how to play |
[00:52.40] | If she say you' re not, convince her say you' re gay |
[00:54.69] | Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim |
[00:57.41] | And you tell her baby no way |
[01:00.13] | But she caught me on the counter |
[01:02.42] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:03.39] | Saw me Bangin on the sofa |
[01:04.82] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:06.12] | I even had her in the shower |
[01:07.53] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:08.51] | She even caught me on camera |
[01:10.04] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:11.02] | She saw the marks on my shoulder |
[01:12.43] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:13.41] | Heard the words that I told her |
[01:15.05] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:16.02] | Heard the screams getting louder |
[01:17.76] | " It wasn' t me" |
[01:18.64] | She stayed until it was over |
[01:20.70] | Honey came in and she caught me redhanded |
[01:22.99] | Sleeping with the girl next door |
[01:25.28] | Picture this we were both buttnaked |
[01:28.22] | Banging on the bathroom floor |
[01:30.39] | I had tried to keep her from what |
[01:33.01] | She was about to see |
[01:35.41] | Why should she believe me |
[01:37.68] | When I told her it wasn' t me |
[01:40.30] | Make sure she knows it' s not you and lead her on |
[01:42.70] | Da right prefix whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex |
[01:45.20] | As funny as it be by you, it not hot hot sex |
[01:47.81] | Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs |
[01:50.21] | You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past |
[01:52.72] | Hardly recollecting and then she' ll go to noontime mass |
[01:55.22] | Your answer: go over there but if she pack a gun |
[01:57.94] | You know you better run fast |
[02:00.66] | But she caught me on the counter |
[02:03.06] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:04.04] | Saw me bangin on the sofa |
[02:05.35] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:06.43] | I even had her in the shower |
[02:07.85] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:08.94] | She even caught me on camera |
[02:10.46] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:11.44] | She saw the marks on my shoulder |
[02:12.96] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:13.94] | Heard the words that I told her |
[02:15.69] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:16.55] | Heard the screams getting louder |
[02:17.97] | " It wasn' t me" |
[02:19.17] | She stayed until it was over |
[02:21.02] | Honey came in and she caught me redhanded |
[02:23.52] | Sleeping with the girl next door |
[02:25.71] | Picture this we were both buttnaked |
[02:28.65] | Banging on the bathroom floor |
[02:30.71] | How could I forget |
[02:32.67] | That I had given her an extra key |
[02:35.83] | All this time she was standing there |
[02:38.33] | She never took her eyes off me |
[02:41.05] | Gonna tell her that I' m sorry for the pain that I' ve caused |
[02:45.84] | I' ve been listenin' to your reasonin' |
[02:48.35] | It makes no sense at all |
[02:50.63] | We should tell her that I' m sorry for the pain that I' ve caused |
[02:55.86] | You may think that you' re a player |
[02:58.36] | But you' re completely lost |
[03:01.09] | Honey came in and she caught me redhanded |
[03:03.91] | Sleeping with the girl next door |
[03:06.20] | Picture this we were both buttnaked |
[03:09.03] | Bangin on the bathroom floor |
[03:11.11] | How could I forget |
[03:13.17] | That I had given her an extra key |
[03:16.22] | All this time she was standing there |
[03:18.83] | She never took her eyes off me |
[00:02.21] | YO 兄长 |
[00:04.28] | (开下门 兄长)你怎么了贤弟? |
[00:06.79] | 我被女朋友抓到偷情了 |
[00:08.30] | 你被抓到了? |
[00:10.26] | 我不知道怎么会发生这种事 |
[00:12.34] | 和谁 |
[00:13.32] | 邻居家的那个美眉,我不知该怎么做 |
[00:15.71] | 就说那个不是你 |
[00:19.30] | 好吧 |
[00:20.39] | 新爱的走了进来 当场抓到了 |
[00:22.35] | 我和邻家那妞在少儿不宜 |
[00:24.75] | 当时我和那妞 |
[00:27.57] | 正在地板上少儿不宜 |
[00:29.75] | 我怎么忘了 |
[00:31.71] | 我给了她我住所的钥匙 |
[00:34.88] | 当时她就站在那里 |
[00:37.38] | 目光注视着我 |
[00:39.77] | 你怎么能给女人随便进入你住所的权利 |
[00:41.84] | 现在好,她进入了屋子亲眼看到了这些 |
[00:44.34] | 以后要注意了,小心她会在背后干掉你 |
[00:47.07] | 这种情况下 你最好夹着尾巴做人 |
[00:49.69] | 要玩偷情这个游戏 你就要熟悉这个游戏的规则 |
[00:52.40] | 如果她说你不忠 你就告诉她你是个基佬 |
[00:54.69] | 永远不要承认你的不忠 当她想和你少儿不宜 |
[00:57.41] | 你就告诉她 不行 |
[01:00.13] | 但是我在桌子上少儿不宜被抓到 |
[01:02.42] | (这不是我) |
[01:03.39] | 又被看到我在沙发上少儿不宜 |
[01:04.82] | (这不是我) |
[01:06.12] | 我和那妞还在浴室少儿不宜过 |
[01:07.53] | (这不是我) |
[01:08.51] | 她偷着在我的住所里放了很多摄像头 |
[01:10.04] | (这不是我) |
[01:11.02] | 她还看到了我肩膀上的吻痕 |
[01:12.43] | (这不是我) |
[01:13.41] | 还听到我和那妞打情骂俏 |
[01:15.05] | (这不是我) |
[01:16.02] | 少儿不宜的动静非常大 |
[01:17.76] | (这不是我) |
[01:18.64] | 她目睹了整个过程 |
[01:20.70] | 亲爱的走了进来 |
[01:22.99] | 来抓奸 |
[01:25.28] | 当时我和那妞 |
[01:28.22] | 正在地板上少儿不宜 |
[01:30.39] | 我试着不要让她 |
[01:33.01] | 看到这一切 |
[01:35.41] | 她为什么要相信 |
[01:37.68] | 我说那个不是我 |
[01:40.30] | 确定她知道那不是你 然后你引导她进入你想要 |
[01:42.70] | 的剧情 见到她时 就扮个基佬的骚样 |
[01:45.20] | 尽量展现出你的基情澎湃 这一点不会太难 |
[01:47.81] | 你最好再戴个眼镜 这样会显得你很娘炮 |
[01:50.21] | 这样她就不会为发生的事情而苦恼 |
[01:52.72] | 这些事很快就会遗忘 她会去教堂做弥撒 |
[01:55.22] | 得到她的许可 离开现场 但是她如果带枪的话 |
[01:57.94] | 你最好赶紧快跑 |
[02:00.66] | 但是我在桌子上少儿不宜被抓到 |
[02:03.06] | (这不是我) |
[02:04.04] | 又被看到我在沙发上少儿不宜 |
[02:05.35] | (这不是我) |
[02:06.43] | 我和那妞还在浴室少儿不宜过 |
[02:07.85] | (这不是我) |
[02:08.94] | 她拍了照片 作证 |
[02:10.46] | (这不是我) |
[02:11.44] | 她还看到了我肩膀上的吻痕 |
[02:12.96] | (这不是我) |
[02:13.94] | 还听到我和那妞打情骂俏 |
[02:15.69] | (这不是我) |
[02:16.55] | 少儿不宜的动静非常大 |
[02:17.97] | (这不是我) |
[02:19.17] | 她目睹了整个过程 |
[02:21.02] | 亲爱的走了进来 |
[02:23.52] | 来抓奸 |
[02:25.71] | 当时我和那妞 |
[02:28.65] | 正在地板上少儿不宜 |
[02:30.71] | 我怎么忘了我给了她 |
[02:32.67] | 我住所的钥匙 |
[02:35.83] | 当时她就站在那里 |
[02:38.33] | 目光注视着我 |
[02:41.05] | 我要主动承认错误 并对给她造成的痛苦深深的忏悔 |
[02:45.84] | 听了你各种支招 |
[02:48.35] | 觉得有些扯淡 |
[02:50.63] | 我们应该主动承认错误 祈求她的原谅 |
[02:55.86] | 你自比你是泡妞界的大哥大 |
[02:58.36] | 其实我看你也是个捞B(假货) |
[03:01.09] | 亲爱的走了进来 当场抓到了我和邻家 |
[03:03.91] | 那妞在少儿不宜 |
[03:06.20] | 当时我和那妞正在 |
[03:09.03] | 地板上少儿不宜 |
[03:11.11] | 我怎么忘了 |
[03:13.17] | 我给了她我住所的钥匙 |
[03:16.22] | 当时她就站在那里 |
[03:18.83] | 目光注视着我 |