[00:00.000] | 作词 : 李亮节 |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : 李亮节 |
[00:20.83] | 一个人说的是单口相声 |
[00:25.65] | 俩人说的是那是对口相声 |
[00:30.40] | 三四个人说相声那是群口 |
[00:35.76] | 一万人一块说那可没法听 |
[00:40.58] | 怯口说的全是方言土语 |
[00:45.49] | 贯口说的要快还要听得清 |
[00:50.46] | 说脏口可不利于团结安定 |
[00:55.42] | 喷口不能使太不讲卫生 |
[01:00.80] | 我是天津人我就爱听相声 |
[01:05.68] | 出门遇到丁文元还有王德成 |
[01:11.11] | 二他爸让二他妈妈烙俩糖饼 |
[01:16.24] | 张二伯说马大哈是干嘛嘛不行 |
[01:41.68] | 一个人说的是单口相声 |
[01:46.48] | 俩人说的是那是对口相声 |
[01:51.11] | 三四个人说相声那是群口 |
[01:56.38] | 一万人一块说那可没法听 |
[02:01.45] | 怯口说的全是方言土语 |
[02:06.56] | 贯口说的要快还要听得清 |
[02:11.38] | 说脏口可不利于团结安定 |
[02:16.44] | 喷口不能使太不讲卫生 |
[02:21.71] | 我是天津人我就爱听相声 |
[02:26.44] | 出门遇到丁文元还有王德成 |
[02:31.58] | 二他爸让二他妈妈烙俩糖饼 |
[02:37.08] | 张二伯说马大哈是干嘛嘛不行 |
[02:41.97] | 我是天津人我就爱听相声 |
[02:47.11] | 出门遇到丁文元还有王德成 |
[02:52.22] | 二他爸让二他妈妈烙俩糖饼 |
[02:57.20] | 张二伯说马大哈是干嘛嘛不行 |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : li liang jie |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : li liang jie |
[00:20.83] | yi ge ren shuo de shi dan kou xiang sheng |
[00:25.65] | lia ren shuo de shi na shi dui kou xiang sheng |
[00:30.40] | san si ge ren shuo xiang sheng na shi qun kou |
[00:35.76] | yi wan ren yi kuai shuo na ke mei fa ting |
[00:40.58] | qie kou shuo de quan shi fang yan tu yu |
[00:45.49] | guan kou shuo de yao kuai hai yao ting de qing |
[00:50.46] | shuo zang kou ke bu li yu tuan jie an ding |
[00:55.42] | pen kou bu neng shi tai bu jiang wei sheng |
[01:00.80] | wo shi tian jin ren wo jiu ai ting xiang sheng |
[01:05.68] | chu men yu dao ding wen yuan hai you wang de cheng |
[01:11.11] | er ta ba rang er ta ma ma lao lia tang bing |
[01:16.24] | zhang er bo shuo ma da ha shi gan ma ma bu xing |
[01:41.68] | yi ge ren shuo de shi dan kou xiang sheng |
[01:46.48] | lia ren shuo de shi na shi dui kou xiang sheng |
[01:51.11] | san si ge ren shuo xiang sheng na shi qun kou |
[01:56.38] | yi wan ren yi kuai shuo na ke mei fa ting |
[02:01.45] | qie kou shuo de quan shi fang yan tu yu |
[02:06.56] | guan kou shuo de yao kuai hai yao ting de qing |
[02:11.38] | shuo zang kou ke bu li yu tuan jie an ding |
[02:16.44] | pen kou bu neng shi tai bu jiang wei sheng |
[02:21.71] | wo shi tian jin ren wo jiu ai ting xiang sheng |
[02:26.44] | chu men yu dao ding wen yuan hai you wang de cheng |
[02:31.58] | er ta ba rang er ta ma ma lao lia tang bing |
[02:37.08] | zhang er bo shuo ma da ha shi gan ma ma bu xing |
[02:41.97] | wo shi tian jin ren wo jiu ai ting xiang sheng |
[02:47.11] | chu men yu dao ding wen yuan hai you wang de cheng |
[02:52.22] | er ta ba rang er ta ma ma lao lia tang bing |
[02:57.20] | zhang er bo shuo ma da ha shi gan ma ma bu xing |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : lǐ liàng jié |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : lǐ liàng jié |
[00:20.83] | yí ge rén shuō de shì dān kǒu xiàng sheng |
[00:25.65] | liǎ rén shuō de shì nà shi duì kǒu xiàng sheng |
[00:30.40] | sān sì gè rén shuō xiàng sheng nà shi qún kǒu |
[00:35.76] | yī wàn rén yí kuài shuō nà kě méi fǎ tīng |
[00:40.58] | qiè kǒu shuō de quán shì fāng yán tǔ yǔ |
[00:45.49] | guàn kǒu shuō de yào kuài hái yào tīng dé qīng |
[00:50.46] | shuō zàng kǒu kě bù lì yú tuán jié ān dìng |
[00:55.42] | pēn kǒu bù néng shǐ tài bù jiǎng wèi shēng |
[01:00.80] | wǒ shì tiān jīn rén wǒ jiù ài tīng xiàng sheng |
[01:05.68] | chū mén yù dào dīng wén yuán hái yǒu wáng dé chéng |
[01:11.11] | èr tā bà ràng èr tā mā mā lào liǎ táng bǐng |
[01:16.24] | zhāng èr bó shuō mǎ dà hā shì gàn ma ma bù xíng |
[01:41.68] | yí ge rén shuō de shì dān kǒu xiàng sheng |
[01:46.48] | liǎ rén shuō de shì nà shi duì kǒu xiàng sheng |
[01:51.11] | sān sì gè rén shuō xiàng sheng nà shi qún kǒu |
[01:56.38] | yī wàn rén yí kuài shuō nà kě méi fǎ tīng |
[02:01.45] | qiè kǒu shuō de quán shì fāng yán tǔ yǔ |
[02:06.56] | guàn kǒu shuō de yào kuài hái yào tīng dé qīng |
[02:11.38] | shuō zàng kǒu kě bù lì yú tuán jié ān dìng |
[02:16.44] | pēn kǒu bù néng shǐ tài bù jiǎng wèi shēng |
[02:21.71] | wǒ shì tiān jīn rén wǒ jiù ài tīng xiàng sheng |
[02:26.44] | chū mén yù dào dīng wén yuán hái yǒu wáng dé chéng |
[02:31.58] | èr tā bà ràng èr tā mā mā lào liǎ táng bǐng |
[02:37.08] | zhāng èr bó shuō mǎ dà hā shì gàn ma ma bù xíng |
[02:41.97] | wǒ shì tiān jīn rén wǒ jiù ài tīng xiàng sheng |
[02:47.11] | chū mén yù dào dīng wén yuán hái yǒu wáng dé chéng |
[02:52.22] | èr tā bà ràng èr tā mā mā lào liǎ táng bǐng |
[02:57.20] | zhāng èr bó shuō mǎ dà hā shì gàn ma ma bù xíng |