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When Grandfather dies |
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Life will be strange |
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When Grandfather dies |
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My whole world will change |
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When Grandfather dies |
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I'll scream and |
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I'll yell ' |
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Cause I'll be ****in' rich as hell |
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So Grandfather, die |
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Don't keep me in suspense |
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Oh Grandfather, cough |
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Up that inheritance |
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Oh Grandfather, don't |
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Hold on another day |
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I love you to death |
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But I've gots bills to pay |
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A stroke would be nice |
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Disease would be cool |
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I'll scatter his ashes |
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In my new swimming pool |
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I'll party with heff |
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I'll dine with the |
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Queen So what say we unplug that machine? |
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Oh Grandfather, die |
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Before the fiscal year |
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Oh Grandfather, |
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I Wish Kevorkian were here |
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Oh Grandfather, fly |
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Just take your final bow |
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Oh Grandfather, die |
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Family hates you anyhow |
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For God's sakes, you must be as old as the sun |
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Your Social |
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Security Number is 1 |
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You're deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee |
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You donate your blood every time that you pee |
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Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains |
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You're so old your penis has varicose veins |
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Oh, why don't you die, |
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Grandpa? Why must you fight? |
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You old mother****er |
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Just walk toward the goddamn light |
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Walk toward the light, old man |
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Walk toward the light, old man |
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It's all over now |
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My granddad is dead |
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A mysterious blow |
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To his wrinkled old head |
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Before I collect |
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A small oversight |
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But everything should work out all right |
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I'll start working on my grandma tonight |