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This is for my little girl |
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My lady gives birth today |
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I run to her room right away |
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She smiles with glee and hands her to me |
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I look at my newborn and say |
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Damn that's an ugly baby |
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Damn that's an ugly ass baby |
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I'm feeling quite concerned |
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My semen must have turned' |
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Cause damn that's an ugly baby |
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I can't believe this came from me |
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I think her mom did too much |
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LSDshe's skinny like a twigat least her nuts are bigbut the placenta is cuter than she |
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Damn that's an ugly baby |
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God damn that's an ugly ass baby |
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I can't take her home today |
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She'll scare the dog away'cause damn that's an ugly baby |
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And when she smiles |
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I findShane |
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McGowen comes to mind |
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It makes me want to cry |
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When I look into her good eye |
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I always wanted kids |
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Is it wrong to hope for |
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SIDS?Then the doctor calls me in |
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Mr. Lynch she has a twin |
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Damn that's a good-lookin' baby |
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One for two on the good lookin' babies |
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I almost start to weep |
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Now this one we can keepcause that was an ugly ass baby |
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Damn that's an ugly baby (x4) |
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She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye |
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And thank god just one nose but it's on her left thigh |
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Now doctor |
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I am asking you guy to guy |
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Would a really really really late term abortion apply |
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Oh no, I don't want no ugly baby |
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I said damn that's an ugly ass baby |