| 歌曲 | Albino |
| 歌手 | Stephen Lynch |
| 专辑 | The Craig Machine |
| I was in love with an albino | |
| Her lack of pigment seemed like fun | |
| Her skin, the whitest alabaster | |
| Her eyes as pink, as pink as bubble gum | |
| Then one day it snowed real hard,and she disappeared | |
| That's one | |
| Here's two | |
| I love little | |
| Agnus Johnson | |
| I met her at the old folks home | |
| She'd call me up and say hey | |
| StephenCome give old | |
| Mother a bone | |
| Then one day her ekg went beep beep beep |