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Long neck, shipwrecked terrified swan |
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Lies in her mind left a burner on |
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We crowd into the grand salon |
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We're watching the mansion burn |
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And I'm not quite down with the way they roll |
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They throw knives from their eyes at my parasol |
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And I'm only human after all |
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Go easy on me |
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Oh it's not like a country lane |
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A day on the beach in Spain |
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I'm courting a madness |
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I cannot explain |
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Oh Virginia |
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We didn't know you had it in ya |
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Oh Sweet Virginia |
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And I coughed this up in a sooty perfume |
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Out of my mouth like a feather plume |
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And now here's one more crazy tune |
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Adversity rings my bell |
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And the wound came loose with a terrrible stench |
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The pain left a stain on my piano bench |
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And I chased it with a monkey wrench |
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Cursing in my broken french |
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It's not like a country lane |
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A day on the beach in Spain |
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I'm courting a madness |
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I cannot explain |
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Oh Virginia |
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We didn't know you had it in ya |
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Oh Sweet Virginia |
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And no you can't play that in this serious hall |
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Only apes wearing capes get the curtain call |
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Your invitation to the ball |
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Must be lost in the mail |
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And I don't quite feel like working this crowd |
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The rest has requested that I dumb it down |
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They'll run your circus right out of town |
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If you won't abide, but it's suicide |
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Not like a country lane |
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A day on the beach in Spain |
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I'm courting a madness |
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I cannot explain |
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Oh Virginia |
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We didn't know you had it in ya |
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Oh Sweet Virginia |
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We didn't know you had it in ya |
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Oh Sweet Virginia |