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(featuring Petey Pablo) [Sticky Fingaz - talking] |
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If your head is as big as |
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Shamello's |
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If your bank is the check cashin place |
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If you put on panty-hose instead of shavin your legs |
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If you use grease that you used over and over again |
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If you only go to church on |
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Easter and holidays |
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Then you ghetto, believe that [Chorus - Petey Pablo] |
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Can you be rich and be ghetto? (Yep) |
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And just cause you poor do that mean that you ghetto? (Nope) |
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So people don't understand what it mean to be ghetto |
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And if you gonna ask then you probably never know [Sticky Fingaz (Petey Pablo)] |
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Bein ghetto, it's just the things we do sometimes |
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Like hangin your clothes on the oven to dry |
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But you late, you gotta go and they ain't ready yet (You put 'em on anyway, and rock 'em halfway wet) |
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First you wear then return everything you buy |
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Always lookin for a discount 'til the day you die |
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Got three kids, by three different guys (And all they need to give you is a Mai Tai and a shot) |
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You know you ghetto when you use a wrench for a channel changer |
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No antenna, you gotta use a metal hanger |
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Drink from the container and put it back in the fridge (Knowin damn well the shit was wrong you did) |
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Put salt on your food, before you even taste it |
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Get a doggy bag, ghetto niggaz ain't wastin shit |
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You know you ghetto, no, you know you grimy (When you iron dirty pants 'til them shits get shiny) [Chorus 2x] [Sticky Fingaz (Petey Pablo)] |
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The ghetto's not a place, it don't matter what colour you are |
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You can be white as chalk or as black as tar |
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And it really don't matter how much money you have (You can live on Fifth Ave. and be ghetto fab) |
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You know you ghetto when your soap is the size of |
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Chiclet Run into the kitchen wet for dishwashin liquid |
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The water cold cause they shut off all your power (You know you ghetto if you pee in the shower) |
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No toilet paper, somebody used the last you had |
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No problem, just get a |
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Daily News or a paper bag |
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Ball it up and crumble it, make it soft in your ass (But when you flush, the toilet always gets stopped up) |
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And if you got the money, the landlord never get it |
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We never pay the rent, yo we almost got evicted |
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If this shit is funny or offendin you (Chances are, it's because you're ghetto too) [chorus 2x] |
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Can you be rich and be ghetto (3x) |
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And if you gotta ask then you'll probably never know |
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Ghetto East |
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Coast is the ghetto |
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West Coast is the ghetto |
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South Side is the ghetto |
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Everywhere is the ghetto |
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The ghetto |
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The ghetto |
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The ghetto |
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I'll probably die, in the ghetto.. |