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I'm a collector, I collect anything I find |
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I never throw anything away that's mine |
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And I'd collect you too if I was given half a chance |
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And trap you under the glass and add my autograph |
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I catalog, I preserve, and I index |
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And file you into my collectable Rolodex |
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I keep the rubbish what other people give away |
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And keep all of the pieces in a metal tray |
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Hoard - Collect - File - Index |
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Catalog - Preserve - Amass - INDEX |
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I'm a collector and I've always been misunderstood |
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I like the things that people always seem to overlook |
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I gather up and catalog it in a book I wrote |
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There's so much now that I forget if I don't make a note |
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If I collected you and put you in a little cage |
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I could take you out and study you every day |
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It isn't easy being me, it's kind of lonely work |
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My obligation to collecting is my only thirst |
