| 歌曲 | My Pathetic Past |
| 歌手 | SNFU |
| 专辑 | Fyulaba |
| 作词 : Mister Chi Pig, Snfu | |
| No prize for congeniality | |
| Never knew popularity | |
| The ugly stick had wished | |
| To one day become a swan | |
| Always picked last for sports teams | |
| Got cheated out of my wet dream | |
| I missed out on teenage sex | |
| Was too busy beating off to reader's digest | |
| Well I can't help but laugh | |
| At my pathetic past | |
| From now on things will be different | |
| Every day will now be recess | |
| Beaten up by football jocks | |
| Forced to hide in toilet stalls | |
| Chased home by rabid dogs | |
| Somehow survived it all | |
| 'Kick Me' sign taped to my back | |
| I had to run out of my art class | |
| Shit rolling out of my slacks | |
| Chasing me down the stairwell |
| zuò cí : Mister Chi Pig, Snfu | |
| No prize for congeniality | |
| Never knew popularity | |
| The ugly stick had wished | |
| To one day become a swan | |
| Always picked last for sports teams | |
| Got cheated out of my wet dream | |
| I missed out on teenage sex | |
| Was too busy beating off to reader' s digest | |
| Well I can' t help but laugh | |
| At my pathetic past | |
| From now on things will be different | |
| Every day will now be recess | |
| Beaten up by football jocks | |
| Forced to hide in toilet stalls | |
| Chased home by rabid dogs | |
| Somehow survived it all | |
| ' Kick Me' sign taped to my back | |
| I had to run out of my art class | |
| Shit rolling out of my slacks | |
| Chasing me down the stairwell |