| 歌曲 | Bizarre Novelties |
| 歌手 | SNFU |
| 专辑 | The One Voted Most Likely To Succeed |
| 作词 : Snfu | |
| I find it hard to talk | |
| With a black ball in my mouth | |
| Impossible to fart | |
| With carrots up my ass | |
| My neighbors think I'm weird | |
| I do agree | |
| Whatever turns your crank | |
| Are you into bizarre novelties? | |
| I find it hard to walk | |
| With my thumbs screwed into the floor | |
| I travel to strange places | |
| When left alone I explore | |
| My neighbors think I'm sick | |
| I do agree | |
| Do not try this at home | |
| Unless your into bizarre novelties |
| zuò cí : Snfu | |
| I find it hard to talk | |
| With a black ball in my mouth | |
| Impossible to fart | |
| With carrots up my ass | |
| My neighbors think I' m weird | |
| I do agree | |
| Whatever turns your crank | |
| Are you into bizarre novelties? | |
| I find it hard to walk | |
| With my thumbs screwed into the floor | |
| I travel to strange places | |
| When left alone I explore | |
| My neighbors think I' m sick | |
| I do agree | |
| Do not try this at home | |
| Unless your into bizarre novelties |