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Elaine, she had a funny name, |
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Both names the same, |
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Elaine, she drifted far away, |
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I never saw her again. |
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Elaine Elaine, |
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She was painfully plain, |
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Abnormally normal, |
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That's what I liked about her. |
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Elaine, lived on a radar range, |
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For reasons unexplained, |
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Elaine, she never spoke for days, |
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Some found that strange. |
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Elaine Elaine, |
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Never surfed on a wave, |
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Never been to California, |
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Grew up on the prairie plain,. |
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And she never went to parties, |
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Cause she couldn't dance at all, |
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Some called her a wall flower, |
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Some said she looked more like a wall. |
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Elaine Elaine, never tasted champagne, |
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Drank dirty water from the river, |
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That's what I liked about her. |
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Elaine Elaine, only listened to new wave, |
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Never heard of Quiet Riot, |
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I wish I could say the same |
