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"Rivers of gore, rivers of gore...ah hahahahah!" |
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Driving my automobile, watch out for that moose |
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Ramming it head on, turn over in a ditch |
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Nearly fatal blast, left me paralyzed |
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In my hospital room |
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I'm waiting for the family |
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Children left unattended, they just want to chop my up |
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They are both laughing as my guts are strewn across the floor |
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Hacky sack heart and monkey in the middle liver |
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Hot potato pancreas, these are games with my guts! |
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Kick-ball kidneys, leap-frog lungs, soccar stomachs |
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Tennis ball tongues, tug of war intestines |
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Volleyball, baseball, and shot-put with my head |
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Testicle golfing, they're 15 under par, sanguine sports |
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Tug of war, my grandchidren do adore |
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Tug of war intestines |
