[00:00.000] | 作词 : 许鸿鹏 |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : 许鸿鹏 |
[00:09.349] | 喂~我跟大长腿美眉约会 |
[00:13.600] | 喂 啊 说啥 |
[00:21.599] | 凡事饭局喝酒不要叫我因为我要减肥 |
[00:25.185] | 出生在一九九八体重一百二三身高没有一八 |
[00:28.180] | 我知道 我能瘦 我瘦下去 我帅气 我不一般 |
[00:32.685] | 减肥 别阻止我 当下该做的事就是减肥 |
[00:37.121] | 减肥 减肥 减肥 减肥 |
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[00:42.384] | 减肥 为什么要减肥 因为我肥得搭讪美女他问我是谁 |
[00:46.130] | A首先来个自我介绍 |
[00:48.127] | 我不叫减肥 我只想减肥 |
[00:50.878] | 看着赘肉我很讨厌 丢掉泡面 |
[00:53.873] | 丢掉可乐 减肥 使我快乐 |
[00:55.882] | 过程是艰难的 快乐在哪 |
[00:57.879] | 来到健身房 A~ 她们身材不错 快乐就在这 |
[01:02.631] | 哦~大饱眼福我喜欢健身我有家不回 |
[01:07.375] | 你个胖子 都一百四了 还吃 你看看他 |
[01:11.381] | 多优秀的许鸿鹏 |
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[01:18.382] | 凡事饭局喝酒不要叫我因为我要减肥 |
[01:21.378] | 出生在一九九八体重一百三三身高没有一八 |
[01:24.632] | 我知道 我能瘦 我瘦下去 我帅气 我不一般 |
[01:30.122] | 减肥 别阻止我 当下该做的事就是减肥 |
[01:34.880] | 减肥 减肥 减肥 减肥 |
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[01:37.378] | 减肥 让我有八块腹肌 让你口水飞流三千尺 |
[01:41.627] | 你长得丑就别作死 排队等我的都是仙子 |
[01:46.630] | 承让 你夸我猴赛雷 |
[01:49.381] | 减肥 让一大堆美女往我身边围 |
[01:52.874] | 喝上半杯咖啡 穿上AJ |
[01:54.873] | 挑选一位软妹 |
[01:57.626] | 就像比翼蝴蝶双宿双飞 |
[01:59.376] | 把你放进了我的心中 |
[02:02.129] | 游荡在蔚蓝的天空 |
[02:03.882] | 呸 快醒醒 |
[02:07.143] | 我怎吃着火锅唱着减肥 |
[02:08.899] | 但 我是真要减肥 |
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[02:15.142] | 凡事饭局喝酒不要叫我因为我要减肥 |
[02:18.137] | 出生在一九九八体重一百三三身高没有一八 |
[02:21.890] | 我知道 我能瘦 我瘦下去 我帅气 我不一般 |
[02:27.148] | 减肥 别阻止我 当下该做的事就是减肥 |
[02:32.139] | 减肥 减肥 减肥 减肥 |
[02:35.392] | 凡事饭局喝酒不要叫我因为我要减肥 |
[02:37.582] | 出生在一九九八体重一百三三身高没有一八 |
[02:41.333] | 我知道 我能瘦 我瘦下去 我帅气 我不一般 |
[02:46.325] | 减肥 别阻止我 当下该做的事就是减肥 |
[02:50.830] | 减肥 减肥 减肥 减肥 |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : xu hong peng |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : xu hong peng |
[00:09.349] | wei wo gen da zhang tui mei mei yue hui |
[00:13.600] | wei a shuo sha |
[00:21.599] | fan shi fan ju he jiu bu yao jiao wo yin wei wo yao jian fei |
[00:25.185] | chu sheng zai yi jiu jiu ba ti zhong yi bai er san shen gao mei you yi ba |
[00:28.180] | wo zhi dao wo neng shou wo shou xia qu wo shuai qi wo bu yi ban |
[00:32.685] | jian fei bie zu zhi wo dang xia gai zuo de shi jiu shi jian fei |
[00:37.121] | jian fei jian fei jian fei jian fei |
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[00:42.384] | jian fei wei shi me yao jian fei yin wei wo fei de da shan mei nv ta wen wo shi shui |
[00:46.130] | A shou xian lai ge zi wo jie shao |
[00:48.127] | wo bu jiao jian fei wo zhi xiang jian fei |
[00:50.878] | kan zhe zhui rou wo hen tao yan diu diao pao mian |
[00:53.873] | diu diao ke le jian fei shi wo kuai le |
[00:55.882] | guo cheng shi jian nan de kuai le zai na |
[00:57.879] | lai dao jian shen fang A ta men shen cai bu cuo kuai le jiu zai zhe |
[01:02.631] | o da bao yan fu wo xi huan jian shen wo you jia bu hui |
[01:07.375] | ni ge pang zi dou yi bai si le hai chi ni kan kan ta |
[01:11.381] | duo you xiu de xu hong peng |
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[01:18.382] | fan shi fan ju he jiu bu yao jiao wo yin wei wo yao jian fei |
[01:21.378] | chu sheng zai yi jiu jiu ba ti zhong yi bai san san shen gao mei you yi ba |
[01:24.632] | wo zhi dao wo neng shou wo shou xia qu wo shuai qi wo bu yi ban |
[01:30.122] | jian fei bie zu zhi wo dang xia gai zuo de shi jiu shi jian fei |
[01:34.880] | jian fei jian fei jian fei jian fei |
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[01:37.378] | jian fei rang wo you ba kuai fu ji rang ni kou shui fei liu san qian chi |
[01:41.627] | ni zhang de chou jiu bie zuo si pai dui deng wo de dou shi xian zi |
[01:46.630] | cheng rang ni kua wo hou sai lei |
[01:49.381] | jian fei rang yi da dui mei nv wang wo shen bian wei |
[01:52.874] | he shang ban bei ka fei chuan shang AJ |
[01:54.873] | tiao xuan yi wei ruan mei |
[01:57.626] | jiu xiang bi yi hu die shuang su shuang fei |
[01:59.376] | ba ni fang jin le wo de xin zhong |
[02:02.129] | you dang zai wei lan de tian kong |
[02:03.882] | pei kuai xing xing |
[02:07.143] | wo zen chi zhao huo guo chang zhe jian fei |
[02:08.899] | dan wo shi zhen yao jian fei |
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[02:15.142] | fan shi fan ju he jiu bu yao jiao wo yin wei wo yao jian fei |
[02:18.137] | chu sheng zai yi jiu jiu ba ti zhong yi bai san san shen gao mei you yi ba |
[02:21.890] | wo zhi dao wo neng shou wo shou xia qu wo shuai qi wo bu yi ban |
[02:27.148] | jian fei bie zu zhi wo dang xia gai zuo de shi jiu shi jian fei |
[02:32.139] | jian fei jian fei jian fei jian fei |
[02:35.392] | fan shi fan ju he jiu bu yao jiao wo yin wei wo yao jian fei |
[02:37.582] | chu sheng zai yi jiu jiu ba ti zhong yi bai san san shen gao mei you yi ba |
[02:41.333] | wo zhi dao wo neng shou wo shou xia qu wo shuai qi wo bu yi ban |
[02:46.325] | jian fei bie zu zhi wo dang xia gai zuo de shi jiu shi jian fei |
[02:50.830] | jian fei jian fei jian fei jian fei |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : xǔ hóng péng |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : xǔ hóng péng |
[00:09.349] | wèi wǒ gēn dà zhǎng tuǐ měi méi yuē huì |
[00:13.600] | wèi a shuō shà |
[00:21.599] | fán shì fàn jú hē jiǔ bú yào jiào wǒ yīn wèi wǒ yào jiǎn féi |
[00:25.185] | chū shēng zài yī jiǔ jiǔ bā tǐ zhòng yī bǎi èr sān shēn gāo méi yǒu yī bā |
[00:28.180] | wǒ zhī dào wǒ néng shòu wǒ shòu xià qù wǒ shuài qì wǒ bù yì bān |
[00:32.685] | jiǎn féi bié zǔ zhǐ wǒ dāng xià gāi zuò de shì jiù shì jiǎn féi |
[00:37.121] | jiǎn féi jiǎn féi jiǎn féi jiǎn féi |
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[00:42.384] | jiǎn féi wèi shí me yào jiǎn féi yīn wèi wǒ féi dé dā shàn měi nǚ tā wèn wǒ shì shuí |
[00:46.130] | A shǒu xiān lái gè zì wǒ jiè shào |
[00:48.127] | wǒ bù jiào jiǎn féi wǒ zhǐ xiǎng jiǎn féi |
[00:50.878] | kàn zhe zhuì ròu wǒ hěn tǎo yàn diū diào pāo miàn |
[00:53.873] | diū diào kě lè jiǎn féi shǐ wǒ kuài lè |
[00:55.882] | guò chéng shì jiān nán de kuài lè zài nǎ |
[00:57.879] | lái dào jiàn shēn fáng A tā men shēn cái bù cuò kuài lè jiù zài zhè |
[01:02.631] | ó dà bǎo yǎn fú wǒ xǐ huān jiàn shēn wǒ yǒu jiā bù huí |
[01:07.375] | nǐ gè pàng zi dōu yī bǎi sì le hái chī nǐ kàn kàn tā |
[01:11.381] | duō yōu xiù de xǔ hóng péng |
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[01:18.382] | fán shì fàn jú hē jiǔ bú yào jiào wǒ yīn wèi wǒ yào jiǎn féi |
[01:21.378] | chū shēng zài yī jiǔ jiǔ bā tǐ zhòng yī bǎi sān sān shēn gāo méi yǒu yī bā |
[01:24.632] | wǒ zhī dào wǒ néng shòu wǒ shòu xià qù wǒ shuài qì wǒ bù yì bān |
[01:30.122] | jiǎn féi bié zǔ zhǐ wǒ dāng xià gāi zuò de shì jiù shì jiǎn féi |
[01:34.880] | jiǎn féi jiǎn féi jiǎn féi jiǎn féi |
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[01:37.378] | jiǎn féi ràng wǒ yǒu bā kuài fù jī ràng nǐ kǒu shuǐ fēi liú sān qiān chǐ |
[01:41.627] | nǐ zhǎng de chǒu jiù bié zuō sǐ pái duì děng wǒ de dōu shì xiān zǐ |
[01:46.630] | chéng ràng nǐ kuā wǒ hóu sài léi |
[01:49.381] | jiǎn féi ràng yī dà duī měi nǚ wǎng wǒ shēn biān wéi |
[01:52.874] | hē shàng bàn bēi kā fēi chuān shang AJ |
[01:54.873] | tiāo xuǎn yī wèi ruǎn mèi |
[01:57.626] | jiù xiàng bǐ yì hú dié shuāng sù shuāng fēi |
[01:59.376] | bǎ nǐ fàng jìn le wǒ de xīn zhōng |
[02:02.129] | yóu dàng zài wèi lán de tiān kōng |
[02:03.882] | pēi kuài xǐng xǐng |
[02:07.143] | wǒ zěn chī zháo huǒ guō chàng zhe jiǎn féi |
[02:08.899] | dàn wǒ shì zhēn yào jiǎn féi |
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[02:15.142] | fán shì fàn jú hē jiǔ bú yào jiào wǒ yīn wèi wǒ yào jiǎn féi |
[02:18.137] | chū shēng zài yī jiǔ jiǔ bā tǐ zhòng yī bǎi sān sān shēn gāo méi yǒu yī bā |
[02:21.890] | wǒ zhī dào wǒ néng shòu wǒ shòu xià qù wǒ shuài qì wǒ bù yì bān |
[02:27.148] | jiǎn féi bié zǔ zhǐ wǒ dāng xià gāi zuò de shì jiù shì jiǎn féi |
[02:32.139] | jiǎn féi jiǎn féi jiǎn féi jiǎn féi |
[02:35.392] | fán shì fàn jú hē jiǔ bú yào jiào wǒ yīn wèi wǒ yào jiǎn féi |
[02:37.582] | chū shēng zài yī jiǔ jiǔ bā tǐ zhòng yī bǎi sān sān shēn gāo méi yǒu yī bā |
[02:41.333] | wǒ zhī dào wǒ néng shòu wǒ shòu xià qù wǒ shuài qì wǒ bù yì bān |
[02:46.325] | jiǎn féi bié zǔ zhǐ wǒ dāng xià gāi zuò de shì jiù shì jiǎn féi |
[02:50.830] | jiǎn féi jiǎn féi jiǎn féi jiǎn féi |