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Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh |
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Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh |
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Ladies, Ladies |
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On the sofa next to me |
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Are Dinah Shore and Sara Lee |
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Ladies, Ladies |
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In the backyard climbing trees |
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Are Princess Grace and Margaret Meade |
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Ladies, Ladies |
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And you pull in the driveway, you've been out shopping |
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I got a hide them, hide all you ladies |
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Lay down and smile, they're disappearing |
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And then right after, I welcome home my only lady |
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Ladies, Ladies |
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Jackie's in the powder room |
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Lois Lane will be here soon |
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Ladies, Ladies |
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Eva Braun is cracking jokes |
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While Joan of Arc just sits and smokes |
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Ladies, Ladies |
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When I call up some buddies, "Hey, come on over, |
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There's ladies present!" We'll be right over! |
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The ladies hear me, they're disappearing |
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And then right after, |
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My friends ask me where are all the ladies? |
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All of the ladies? |
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Ladies, Ladies |
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In the kitchen baking cake |
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Is Betty Crocker |
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Ladies, Ladies |
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Dolly Parton's in my pool |
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And Aunt Jemima's acting cool |
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Ladies, Ladies |
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They're really great in person |
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They get me going |
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But, I'm not pushy |
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Don't want to blow it |
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No six packs know it |
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They started fading |
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Come back my ladies |
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Where would I be without my ladies? |
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Ladies |
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