| 歌曲 | Under The Table With Her |
| 歌手 | Sparks |
| 专辑 | Indiscreet |
| 作词 : Mael | |
| Nobody miss diminutive offspring | |
| Not when there's big wigs there, there | |
| Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten ' | |
| Cause I'm under the table with her | |
| I give a yelp and they throw me a cutlet | |
| Somebody pats her hair, hair | |
| Everyone's nice to the subhuman species | |
| I'm under the table with her | |
| People all around the world are having only rice and tea | |
| Two of them should come and take the place of | |
| Laura Lee and me [repeat] |
| zuò cí : Mael | |
| Nobody miss diminutive offspring | |
| Not when there' s big wigs there, there | |
| Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten ' | |
| Cause I' m under the table with her | |
| I give a yelp and they throw me a cutlet | |
| Somebody pats her hair, hair | |
| Everyone' s nice to the subhuman species | |
| I' m under the table with her | |
| People all around the world are having only rice and tea | |
| Two of them should come and take the place of | |
| Laura Lee and me repeat |