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The rain just falls off of me |
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The tears just fall off of me |
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' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof |
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The barometric pressure has no relevance to me |
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The rain just falls off of me |
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The tears just fall off of me |
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' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof |
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The pressure you' re exerting is irrelevant to me |
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Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving, |
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The rain runs down to the sea |
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But I' m indifferent, for it' s different, |
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It' s all Bahamas to me |
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The rain just falls off of me |
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The tears just fall off of me |
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' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof |
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The barometric pressure has no relevance to me |
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The skies are starting to cloud up |
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But that won' t slow me down |
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Your eyes are starting to well up |
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But that won' t bring me down |
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The skies are starting to cloud up |
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But that won' t slow me down |
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Your eyes are starting to well up |
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But that won' t bring me down, bring me down |
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Completely dry |
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Dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky |
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The mothers just sigh |
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Send children inside |
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Hey, mama, you lied |
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The skies are starting to cloud up |
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But that won' t slow me down |
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Your eyes are starting to well up |
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But that won' t bring me down |
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' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof |
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The barometric pressure has no relevance to me |
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The skies are starting to cloud up |
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But that won' t slow me down |
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Your eyes are starting to well up |
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But that won' t bring me down |
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' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof |
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The pressure you' re exerting is irrelevant to me |
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I see you crying but I' m not buying your Meryl Streep mimicry |
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It' s misdirected, your voice inflected |
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For maximum sympathy |
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Niagara Falls, |
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Romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds |
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They' re all agreed, impressive indeed |
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Till the Falls stall before me |
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The rain just falls off of me |
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The tears just fall off of me |
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' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof |
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And nothing of a liquid nature' s gonna mess with me |
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The rain just falls off of me, |
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The tears just fall off of me, |
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' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof |
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Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me |
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The rain just falls off of me |
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The tears just fall off of me |
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' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof |
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And nothing of a liquid nature' s gonna mess with me |
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The rain just falls off of me |
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The tears just fall off of me |
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' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof |
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Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me |
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Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me |
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The skies are starting to cloud up |
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But that won' t slow me down |
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Your eyes are starting to well up |
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But that won' t bring me down |
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The skies are starting to cloud up |
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But that won' t slow me down |
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Your eyes are starting to well up |
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But that won' t bring me down |