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The Count has an eye on his ankle |
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And lives in a horrible place |
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He wants all your money, he's never at all funny |
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He wants to remove your face |
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And you might be thinking what a romp this is |
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But wait 'til you meet his accomplices |
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When you see Count Olaf, you're suddenly full of |
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Disgust and despair and dismay |
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In the whole of the soul |
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Of Count Olaf there's no love |
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When you see Count Olaf, count to zero |
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Then scream and run away! |
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Scream, scream, scream and run away |
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Run, run, run, run, run, run, run |
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Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die |
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Run, run, run, run, run, run, run |
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Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die |
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Two women with powdered white faces |
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And one long-nosed bald man with warts |
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Things worsen and worsen, there's a hook-handed person |
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And others with nastier parts |
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This evil and unpleasant crew |
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Complete Count Olaf's acting troupe |
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The goal of Count Olaf is getting control of |
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The fortunes of urchins and orphans, hooray |
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I mean, horrors, Count Olaf |
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Is no laughing matter |
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When you see Count Olaf, count to zero |
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Then scream and run away! |
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Scream, scream, scream and run away |
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Run, run, run, run, run, run, run |
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Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die |
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Run, run, run, run, run, run, run |
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Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die |