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I slit my wrist with my swing line |
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Copied myself five hundred times |
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I pierced my ears with a three-hole punch |
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Ate twelve dozen doughnuts for lunch |
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So next week I'm a walk |
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Next week I'm a walk |
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And the week after that I'm gonna run |
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I swam in an Olympic-sized pool |
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Had a picnic with a ventriloquist |
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Saw my brother coming up the hill |
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He wrapped a beach towel 'round my wrist |
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So next week I'm a walk |
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Next week I'm a walk |
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And the week after that I'm gonna run |
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I dumped Surel for an older man |
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Now I'm doing it for Dante |
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Gimme some of that nasty water |
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I'll take it one sip at a time |
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So next week I'm a walk |
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Next week I'm a walk |
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And the week after that I'm gonna run |
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So next week I'ma walk |
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Next week I'ma walk |
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And the week after that I'm gonna run |
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On one of those things |
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It's something like a treadmill I think |
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So next week I'm a walk |
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Next week I'm a walk |
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And the week after that I'm gonna run |
