| 歌曲 | Tillamook County Jail |
| 歌手 | Todd Snider |
| 专辑 | East Nashville Skyline |
| 作词 : Snider | |
| I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail | |
| Hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail | |
| If I was her I'm not so sure I wouldn't keep on moving down the trail | |
| I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail | |
| Got a lump on my head and a boot print on my chest | |
| From what the guys in here call the Tillamook County lie detector test | |
| Well I did my best but as you mighta guessed | |
| It's a tough test not to fail | |
| I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail | |
| One phone call, two Tylenol | |
| Four cold gray walls closing in | |
| If I ever do get out on that highway again | |
| I ain't ever goin back to Tillamook County | |
| No I ain't ever goin back to Tillamook County | |
| It all started when I had a little trouble with a guy on a highway crew | |
| And that lyin' son of a gun told 'em I done some things I didn't do | |
| They came running for me down 101, lights flashing on my tail | |
| And now I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail | |
| One phone call, two Tylenol | |
| Four cold gray walls closing in | |
| If I ever do get out on this highway again | |
| I ain't ever goin back to Tillamook County | |
| No I ain't ever goin back to Tillamook County (nope) | |
| I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail | |
| Now I'm still hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail | |
| Coming down on vacation, gonna leave on probation | |
| Have to send all my money through the mail | |
| I'm gonna send all my money to the Tillamook County Jail |
| zuò cí : Snider | |
| I' m sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail | |
| Hoping that she' s not so mad now that she doesn' t even pay my bail | |
| If I was her I' m not so sure I wouldn' t keep on moving down the trail | |
| I' m sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail | |
| Got a lump on my head and a boot print on my chest | |
| From what the guys in here call the Tillamook County lie detector test | |
| Well I did my best but as you mighta guessed | |
| It' s a tough test not to fail | |
| I' m sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail | |
| One phone call, two Tylenol | |
| Four cold gray walls closing in | |
| If I ever do get out on that highway again | |
| I ain' t ever goin back to Tillamook County | |
| No I ain' t ever goin back to Tillamook County | |
| It all started when I had a little trouble with a guy on a highway crew | |
| And that lyin' son of a gun told ' em I done some things I didn' t do | |
| They came running for me down 101, lights flashing on my tail | |
| And now I' m sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail | |
| One phone call, two Tylenol | |
| Four cold gray walls closing in | |
| If I ever do get out on this highway again | |
| I ain' t ever goin back to Tillamook County | |
| No I ain' t ever goin back to Tillamook County nope | |
| I' m sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail | |
| Now I' m still hoping that she' s not so mad now that she doesn' t even pay my bail | |
| Coming down on vacation, gonna leave on probation | |
| Have to send all my money through the mail | |
| I' m gonna send all my money to the Tillamook County Jail |