歌曲 | 愉快的分类垃圾吧!市民们! |
歌手 | 澄海伯伯 |
专辑 | 愉快的分类垃圾吧!市民们! |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.000] | 作词 : 澄海伯伯 |
[00:00.471] | 作曲 : 澄海伯伯 |
[00:00.942] | 编曲#Jota Rodríguez |
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[00:03.449] | MIX#biuC |
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[00:04.197] | (新闻播报中.....) |
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[00:16.453] | V1 |
[00:19.695] | 灰暗的早晨 我强迫自己下床 |
[00:22.447] | 千万别搞混 垃圾分类嵌入毛囊 |
[00:25.199] | 分的我废寝后忘食 还忘上茅房 |
[00:27.695] | 看着墙角蟑螂 楼下有个 小区流氓 |
[00:29.945] | 大喊 那流氓 还要参加垃圾分类哒? |
[00:32.942] | 学生就算 留堂 回来也要把垃圾分对 |
[00:35.696] | 我劝你老实一点别被扫地阿姨针对 |
[00:38.202] | 说 你是什么垃圾 你别生气反对 |
[00:40.943] | 开始 哭 时刻手机打开百度 |
[00:43.194] | 这几天我被端正自己那种散漫态度 |
[00:45.945] | 研究如何为我垃圾找个正确归宿 |
[00:48.452] | 刚开始几天以为没两天么就会落幕 |
[00:51.695] | 找谁哭诉 像学渣拼命备战高考 |
[00:53.946] | 小龙虾三分和三吃 真册那妈烧脑 |
[00:56.698] | 分错被罚钱 你还得说同志真好 |
[00:58.693] | 谢谢你用金钱 让我受到真挚教导 |
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[01:02.202] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀先生(来呀来呀) |
[01:04.698] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀小姐(来呀来呀) |
[01:06.948] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀阿姨(来呀来呀) |
[01:09.700] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀爷叔(来呀来呀) |
[01:11.951] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀前男友(来呀来呀) |
[01:16.453] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀前女友(来呀来呀) |
[01:17.945] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀大老板(来呀来呀) |
[01:20.452] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀小老板(来呀来呀) |
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[01:22.203] | V2 |
[01:22.447] | 这是湿的那是干我是一脸懵的 |
[01:25.199] | 阿姨我给你一百块 我求你帮我分吧 |
[01:27.951] | 我真的有点累了真的真的有的倦了 |
[01:30.949] | 你可怜可怜我这苍白无力作孽脸色 |
[01:33.445] | 我有点昏 我是一个人呐 |
[01:36.699] | 册那垃圾分的我真不想出门呐 |
[01:38.692] | 有没有个能够搭救我的那个神啊 |
[01:40.698] | 救救我这陷在垃圾堆里面的魂吧 |
[01:43.195] | 记得有晚 月黑 风还高 |
[01:45.200] | 聪明的我白天想出一个好计划 |
[01:48.453] | 我准备把垃圾丢到隔壁小区真的好奸诈 |
[01:51.195] | 但是人不为己我我真的没办法 |
[01:54.218] | 说搞我们就要搞 我等到半夜蒙面把隔壁小区去找 |
[01:58.671] | 我开始接近目标启动百米加速跑 慢点回家洗个压惊热水澡 |
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[02:03.663] | 眼看就要成功 居然有人在蹲点 |
[02:07.418] | 居委阿姨带着社区联防队出现 |
[02:09.914] | 我说阿姨我出来散步的真的 |
[02:12.912] | 我们都看到了抓现行 罚款!!! |
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[02:14.170] | HOOK |
[02:14.424] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀先生(来呀来呀) |
[02:17.413] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀小姐(来呀来呀) |
[02:19.920] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾阿姨(来呀来呀) |
[02:22.916] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀爷叔(来呀来呀) |
[02:25.668] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀前男友(来呀来呀) |
[02:28.422] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀前女友(来呀来呀) |
[02:30.917] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀大老板(来呀来呀) |
[02:35.417] | 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀小老板(来呀来呀) |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : cheng hai bo bo |
[00:00.471] | zuo qu : cheng hai bo bo |
[00:00.942] | bian qu Jota Rodri guez |
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[00:03.449] | MIX biuC |
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[00:04.197] | xin wen bo bao zhong..... |
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[00:16.453] | V1 |
[00:19.695] | hui an de zao chen wo qiang po zi ji xia chuang |
[00:22.447] | qian wan bie gao hun la ji fen lei qian ru mao nang |
[00:25.199] | fen de wo fei qin hou wang shi hai wang shang mao fang |
[00:27.695] | kan zhe qiang jiao zhang lang lou xia you ge xiao qu liu mang |
[00:29.945] | da han na liu mang hai yao can jia la ji fen lei da? |
[00:32.942] | xue sheng jiu suan liu tang hui lai ye yao ba la ji fen dui |
[00:35.696] | wo quan ni lao shi yi dian bie bei sao di a yi zhen dui |
[00:38.202] | shuo ni shi shen me la ji ni bie sheng qi fan dui |
[00:40.943] | kai shi ku shi ke shou ji da kai bai du |
[00:43.194] | zhe ji tian wo bei duan zheng zi ji na zhong san man tai du |
[00:45.945] | yan jiu ru he wei wo la ji zhao ge zheng que gui su |
[00:48.452] | gang kai shi ji tian yi wei mei liang tian me jiu hui luo mu |
[00:51.695] | zhao shui ku su xiang xue zha pin ming bei zhan gao kao |
[00:53.946] | xiao long xia san fen he san chi zhen ce na ma shao nao |
[00:56.698] | fen cuo bei fa qian ni hai de shuo tong zhi zhen hao |
[00:58.693] | xie xie ni yong jin qian rang wo shou dao zhen zhi jiao dao |
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[01:01.700] | HOOK |
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[01:02.202] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya xian sheng lai ya lai ya |
[01:04.698] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya xiao jie lai ya lai ya |
[01:06.948] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya a yi lai ya lai ya |
[01:09.700] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya ye shu lai ya lai ya |
[01:11.951] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya qian nan you lai ya lai ya |
[01:16.453] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya qian nv you lai ya lai ya |
[01:17.945] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya da lao ban lai ya lai ya |
[01:20.452] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya xiao lao ban lai ya lai ya |
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[01:22.203] | V2 |
[01:22.447] | zhe shi shi de na shi gan wo shi yi lian meng de |
[01:25.199] | a yi wo gei ni yi bai kuai wo qiu ni bang wo fen ba |
[01:27.951] | wo zhen de you dian lei le zhen di zhen de you de juan le |
[01:30.949] | ni ke lian ke lian wo zhe cang bai wu li zuo nie lian se |
[01:33.445] | wo you dian hun wo shi yi ge ren na |
[01:36.699] | ce na la ji fen de wo zhen bu xiang chu men na |
[01:38.692] | you mei you ge neng gou da jiu wo de na ge shen a |
[01:40.698] | jiu jiu wo zhe xian zai la ji dui li mian di hun ba |
[01:43.195] | ji de you wan yue hei feng hai gao |
[01:45.200] | cong ming de wo bai tian xiang chu yi ge hao ji hua |
[01:48.453] | wo zhun bei ba la ji diu dao ge bi xiao qu zhen de hao jian zha |
[01:51.195] | dan shi ren bu wei ji wo wo zhen de mei ban fa |
[01:54.218] | shuo gao wo men jiu yao gao wo deng dao ban ye meng mian ba ge bi xiao qu qu zhao |
[01:58.671] | wo kai shi jie jin mu biao qi dong bai mi jia su pao man dian hui jia xi ge ya jing re shui zao |
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[02:03.663] | yan kan jiu yao cheng gong ju ran you ren zai dun dian |
[02:07.418] | ju wei a yi dai zhe she qu lian fang dui chu xian |
[02:09.914] | wo shuo a yi wo chu lai san bu di zhen de |
[02:12.912] | wo men dou kan dao le zhua xian xing fa kuan!!! |
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[02:14.170] | HOOK |
[02:14.424] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya xian sheng lai ya lai ya |
[02:17.413] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya xiao jie lai ya lai ya |
[02:19.920] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji a yi lai ya lai ya |
[02:22.916] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya ye shu lai ya lai ya |
[02:25.668] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya qian nan you lai ya lai ya |
[02:28.422] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya qian nv you lai ya lai ya |
[02:30.917] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya da lao ban lai ya lai ya |
[02:35.417] | yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya xiao lao ban lai ya lai ya |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : chéng hǎi bó bo |
[00:00.471] | zuò qǔ : chéng hǎi bó bo |
[00:00.942] | biān qǔ Jota Rodrí guez |
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[00:03.449] | MIX biuC |
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[00:04.197] | xīn wén bō bào zhōng..... |
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[00:16.453] | V1 |
[00:19.695] | huī àn de zǎo chén wǒ qiǎng pò zì jǐ xià chuáng |
[00:22.447] | qiān wàn bié gǎo hùn lā jī fēn lèi qiàn rù máo náng |
[00:25.199] | fēn de wǒ fèi qǐn hòu wàng shí hái wàng shàng máo fáng |
[00:27.695] | kàn zhe qiáng jiǎo zhāng láng lóu xià yǒu gè xiǎo qū liú máng |
[00:29.945] | dà hǎn nà liú máng hái yào cān jiā lā jī fēn lèi dā? |
[00:32.942] | xué shēng jiù suàn liú táng huí lái yě yào bǎ lā jī fēn duì |
[00:35.696] | wǒ quàn nǐ lǎo shí yì diǎn bié bèi sǎo dì ā yí zhēn duì |
[00:38.202] | shuō nǐ shì shén me lā jī nǐ bié shēng qì fǎn duì |
[00:40.943] | kāi shǐ kū shí kè shǒu jī dǎ kāi bǎi dù |
[00:43.194] | zhè jǐ tiān wǒ bèi duān zhèng zì jǐ nà zhǒng sǎn màn tài dù |
[00:45.945] | yán jiū rú hé wéi wǒ lā jī zhǎo gè zhèng què guī sù |
[00:48.452] | gāng kāi shǐ jǐ tiān yǐ wéi méi liǎng tiān me jiù huì luò mù |
[00:51.695] | zhǎo shuí kū sù xiàng xué zhā pīn mìng bèi zhàn gāo kǎo |
[00:53.946] | xiǎo lóng xiā sān fēn hé sān chī zhēn cè nà mā shāo nǎo |
[00:56.698] | fēn cuò bèi fá qián nǐ hái dé shuō tóng zhì zhēn hǎo |
[00:58.693] | xiè xiè nǐ yòng jīn qián ràng wǒ shòu dào zhēn zhì jiào dǎo |
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[01:01.700] | HOOK |
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[01:02.202] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya xiān shēng lái ya lái ya |
[01:04.698] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya xiǎo jiě lái ya lái ya |
[01:06.948] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya ā yí lái ya lái ya |
[01:09.700] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya yé shū lái ya lái ya |
[01:11.951] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya qián nán yǒu lái ya lái ya |
[01:16.453] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya qián nǚ yǒu lái ya lái ya |
[01:17.945] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya dà lǎo bǎn lái ya lái ya |
[01:20.452] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya xiǎo lǎo bǎn lái ya lái ya |
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[01:22.203] | V2 |
[01:22.447] | zhè shì shī de nà shi gàn wǒ shì yī liǎn měng de |
[01:25.199] | ā yí wǒ gěi nǐ yī bǎi kuài wǒ qiú nǐ bāng wǒ fēn ba |
[01:27.951] | wǒ zhēn de yǒu diǎn lèi le zhēn dí zhēn de yǒu de juàn le |
[01:30.949] | nǐ kě lián kě lián wǒ zhè cāng bái wú lì zuò niè liǎn sè |
[01:33.445] | wǒ yǒu diǎn hūn wǒ shì yí ge rén nà |
[01:36.699] | cè nà lā jī fēn de wǒ zhēn bù xiǎng chū mén nà |
[01:38.692] | yǒu méi yǒu gè néng gòu dā jiù wǒ de nà gè shén a |
[01:40.698] | jiù jiù wǒ zhè xiàn zài lā jī duī lǐ miàn dí hún ba |
[01:43.195] | jì de yǒu wǎn yuè hēi fēng hái gāo |
[01:45.200] | cōng míng de wǒ bái tiān xiǎng chū yí gè hǎo jì huà |
[01:48.453] | wǒ zhǔn bèi bǎ lā jī diū dào gé bì xiǎo qū zhēn de hǎo jiān zhà |
[01:51.195] | dàn shì rén bù wéi jǐ wǒ wǒ zhēn de méi bàn fǎ |
[01:54.218] | shuō gǎo wǒ men jiù yào gǎo wǒ děng dào bàn yè méng miàn bǎ gé bì xiǎo qū qù zhǎo |
[01:58.671] | wǒ kāi shǐ jiē jìn mù biāo qǐ dòng bǎi mǐ jiā sù pǎo màn diǎn huí jiā xǐ gè yā jīng rè shuǐ zǎo |
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[02:03.663] | yǎn kàn jiù yào chéng gōng jū rán yǒu rén zài dūn diǎn |
[02:07.418] | jū wěi ā yí dài zhe shè qū lián fáng duì chū xiàn |
[02:09.914] | wǒ shuō ā yí wǒ chū lái sàn bù dí zhēn de |
[02:12.912] | wǒ men dōu kàn dào le zhuā xiàn xíng fá kuǎn!!! |
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[02:14.170] | HOOK |
[02:14.424] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya xiān shēng lái ya lái ya |
[02:17.413] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya xiǎo jiě lái ya lái ya |
[02:19.920] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ā yí lái ya lái ya |
[02:22.916] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya yé shū lái ya lái ya |
[02:25.668] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya qián nán yǒu lái ya lái ya |
[02:28.422] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya qián nǚ yǒu lái ya lái ya |
[02:30.917] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya dà lǎo bǎn lái ya lái ya |
[02:35.417] | yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya xiǎo lǎo bǎn lái ya lái ya |