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I thought it would be dandy if |
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I bought my girl some candy |
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How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate? |
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I thought it would be fine if we shared a glass of wine |
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She said, "Oh no, not another alcoholic" |
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I don't understand my girlfriend, |
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I haven't got a clue |
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And I don't know where she's coming from or where she's going to |
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But if opposites attract then |
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I found the perfect woman jack |
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I don't understand my girlfriend, she don't understand me too |
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Yeah I thought |
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I'd show some class and order pheasant under glass |
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Hey, how was |
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I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher? |
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I don't understand my girlfriend, |
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I haven't got a clue |
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I don't know where she's coming from or where she's going to |
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But if opposites attract then |
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I found the perfect woman jack |
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I don't understand my girlfriend, she don't understand me too |
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No, understand me too, no way, understand me too |