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He's been around the world and much of it was queer |
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He got a nasty little rash from a brothel in Tangiers. |
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A knife it missed his artery in a harem in Algiers |
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And from a whore in Rotterdam he got Gonorrhoea. |
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Now he works the fairground, looks back on his career |
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And anyone who's interested he shows his souvenirs. |
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He lost a finger and an arm to a grenadier |
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He lost an eye in Africa to a bushman's spear. |
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He's been in wicked storms on all the seven seas |
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He's had scurvy and the plague and tropical disease. |
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Now he works the fairground, looks back on his career |
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And anyone who's interested he shows his souvenirs. |
