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It's a hundred pounds an hour |
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Or two hundred for the day |
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I'll take cash or credit card |
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I don't mind how you pay |
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It's a funny kind of business |
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When you're in demand |
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A social mantelpiece-man |
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Would never understand |
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Started back in oh-six |
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When I was down and out |
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Not a conjure up together |
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Left in no doubt |
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I looked at the computer |
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And I had to make the choice |
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One was cleaning toilets |
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And the other needed boys |
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Now I'm a freak |
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I get my money through love |
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And I'm a freak |
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But it hurts me so much |
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I'm living by the hour |
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Sometimes by the day |
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Always gets me outta bed |
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And never goes away |
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Here's another pensioner |
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Who's hornier than most |
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Got a little cottage |
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Just on the coast |
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But we've gotta be so quick |
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Before her husband gets home |
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He might be old and grey |
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But he's as hard as a stone |
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The act of love was simple |
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But the end felt like death |
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Then she started talkin' |
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I could smell her breath |
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Oh my stomach went all queasy |
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And I started to balk |
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I took my ready payments |
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And I walked out the door |
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Cus I'm a freak |
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I get my money through love |
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And I'm a freak |
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But it hurts me so much |
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I'm living by the hour |
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Sometimes by the day |
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Always gets me outta bed |
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And never goes away |
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All my friends laugh |
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And they talk behind my back |
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I'm thinking |
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I'm on top |
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But inside my soul just rots |
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I'll pack it in some day |
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Save some money and move away |
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Cus life as a gigolo |
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It's all gonna have to go |
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I'm gonna have to go |
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Spinning down my spine |
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It gives me the creeps |
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Pay me now, not later |
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Cus I've gotta leave |
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Got a forty year old woman |
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Who's six foot four |
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All the kids go crazy |
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When they see me at the door |
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It all gets sorted out |
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And gives them a clout |
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Strips off in the bedroom |
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Shows me what it's about |
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I try and try all day |
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Tryin' all day long |
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I try and try again |
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Until the money's all gone |
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Cus I'm a freak |
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I get my money through love |
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And I'm a freak |
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But it hurts me so much |
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I'm living by the hour |
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Sometimes by the day |
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Always gets me outta bed |
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And never goes away |
