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Mandy Goes To Med School |
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Artist: The Dresden Dolls |
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Album: Yes, Virginia |
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I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger |
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Pretty as a picture of a patient on a flash IV |
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Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures |
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Where his magic Johnson ought to be |
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Yes, I'll tell you just the thing |
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You need to be the next big thing |
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Let's start in with a test of your intelligence |
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And zest for the counter productive |
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Up and down and round about and |
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Out the back and keep your mouth shut tight |
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The lights are staying out but no sweat |
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I've got aim like a mack truck |
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Guess how many fingers, OK |
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Guess how many more I can fit there |
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Guess right get the toaster but you know |
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Miss, guessing gets you nowhere |
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I've been baking cakes for the enemy |
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I've been dying to find out the hard way |
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I've been taking friends to the alleyway |
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Two down now but who's counting anyway |
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Yes, I can do everything you need |
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From out of my new SUV |
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All my work is guaranteed |
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To last the length of your recovery |
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Put away those pliers honey trust me |
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Cause I know the options |
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How about a nine-month long vocation |
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And a two-foot coffin |
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I've been getting up close and intimate |
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Some close calls but I'm getting into it |
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In some states they say you can burn for it |
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But I'll burn that bridge when I get to it |
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It's not a bad thing to get professional |
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It's got a nice ring Mandy goes to med school |
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I've been taking tips from the government |
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I've been getting damn good at hiding it |
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Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it |
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Two down now but who's gonna notice it |
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And if you show up and I am unavailable |
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My partner Brian would love to take care of you |
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He is a nice man thoroughly reliable |
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He's in a rock band and he goes to med school |
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Oh he goes to med school |
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He goes to med school |
