Storm - Live

歌曲 Storm - Live
歌手 Tim Minchin
专辑 Ready for This?

歌词

Inner North
London, top floor flat
All white walls, white carpet, white cat,
Rice Paper partitions,
Modern art and ambition
The host’s a physician,
Bright bloke, has his own practice
His girlfriend’s an actress
An old mate of ours from home
And they’re always great fun.
So to dinner we’ve come.
The 5th guest is an unknown,
The hosts have just thrown us together for a favor 'cause this girl’s just arrived from
Australia
And she's moved to
North London
And she’s the sister of someone
Or has some connection.
As we make introductions
I’m struck by her beauty
She’s irrefutably fair
With dark eyes and dark hair
But as she sits
I admit I’m a little bit wary because
I notice the tip of the wing of a fairy
Tattooed on that popular area
Just above the derrière
And when she says “
I’m Sagittarien”
I confess a pigeonhole starts to form
And is immediately filled with pigeon
When she says her name is
Storm. Conversation is initially bright and light hearted
But it’s not long before
Storm gets started: “
You can’t know anything,
Knowledge is merely opinion”
She opines, over her
Cabernet Sauvignon
Vis a vis
Some unhippily
Not a good start”
I think We’re only on pre-dinner drinks
And across the room, my wife
Widens her eyes
Silently begs me:
Be Nice! A matrimonial warning
Not worth ignoring
So I resist the urge to ask
Storm Whether knowledge is so loose-weave
Of a morning
When deciding whether to leave
Her apartment by the front door
Or a window on her second floor.
The food is delicious and
Storm, Whilst avoiding all meat
Happily sits and eats
As the good doctor, slightly pissedly
Holds court on some anachronistic aspect of medical history
When Storm suddenly insists “
But the human body is a mystery!
Science just falls in a hole
When it tries to explain the the nature of the soul.”
My hostess throws me a glance
She, like my wife, knows there’s a chance
I’ll be off on one of my rare, but fun, rants
But I shan't.
My lips are sealed.
I just want to enjoy the meal
And although
Storm is starting to get my goat
I have no intention of rocking the boat,
Although it’s becoming a bit of a wrestle
Because -- like her meteorological namesake -
Storm has no such concerns for our vessel. “
Pharmaceutical companies are the enemy
They promote drug dependency
At the cost of the natural remedies
That are all our bodies need
They are immoral and driven by greed.
Why take drugs
When herbs can solve it?
Why use chemicals
When homeopathic solvents
Can resolve it?
It’s time we all return to live
With natural medical alternatives.”
And try as
I like, A small crack appears
In my diplomacy-dike. “
By definition”,
I begin “Alternative
Medicine”,
I continue “
Has either not been proved to work,
Or been proved not to work.
Do you know what they call “alternative medicine”
That’s been proved to work?
Medicine.” “
So you don’t believe
In ANY Natural remedies?” “
On the contrary,
Storm. Actually, before we came to tea,
I took a remedy
Derived from the bark of a willow tree
A painkiller that’s virtually side-effect free
It’s got a weird name,
Darling, what was it again?
Masprin? Basprin?
Oh, yes. Asprin!
Which I paid about a buck for
Down at the local drugstore.
The debate briefly abates
As our hosts collects plates but as they return with desserts
Storm pertly asserts, “
Shakespeare said it first:
There are more things in heaven and earth
Than exist in your philosophy…
Science is just how we’re trained to look at reality,
It doesn't explain love or spirituality.
How does science explain psychics?
Auras; the afterlife; the power of prayer?”
I’m becoming aware
That I’m staring,
I’m like a rabbit suddenly trapped
In the blinding headlights of vacuous crap.
Maybe it’s the
Hamlet she just misquothed
Or the eighth glass of wine
I just quaffed
But my diplomacy dike groans
And the arsehole held back by its stones
Can be held back no more: “
Look , Storm,
I don’t mean to bore ya
But there’s no such thing as an aura!
Reading Auras is like reading minds
Or tea-leaves or star-signs or meridian lines
These people aren’t plying a skill,
They are either lying or mentally ill.
Same goes for people who claim they can hear
God’s demands
Or spiritual healers who think they've got magic hands.
By the way,
Why do we think it's
OK For people to pretend they can talk to the dead?
Isn't that totally ****ed in the head?
Lying to some crying woman whose child has died
And telling her you’re in touch with the other side?
I think that’s just fundamentally sick
Do we need to clarify here that there’s no such thing as a psychic?
What, are we ****ing 2?
Do we actually think that
Horton Heard a
Who? Do we still believe that
Santa brings us gifts?
That Michael
Jackson didn't have face lifts?
Are we still so stunned by circus tricks
That we think that the dead would
Wanna talk to pricks
Like John
Edwards? Storm to her credit despite my derision
Keeps firing off clichés with startling precision
Like a sniper using bollocks for ammunition “
You’re so sure of your position
But you’re just closed-minded
I think you’ll find
That your faith in science and tests
Is just as blind
As the faith of any fundamentalist” “
Wow, that’s a good point, let me think for a bit
Oh wait, my mistake, that’s absolute bullshit.
Science adjusts it’s views based on what’s observed
Faith is the denial of observation so that
Belief can be preserved.
If you show me
That, say, homeopathy works,
Then I will change my mind
I’ll spin on a ****ing dime
I’ll be as embarrassed as hell,
But I will run through the streets yelling
It’s a miracle!
Take physics and bin it!
Water has memory!
And while it’s memory of a long lost drop of onion juice is
Infinite It somehow forgets all the poo it’s had in it!
You show me that it works and how it works
And when I’ve recovered from the shock
I will take a compass and carve
Fancy That on the side of my cock.”
Everyone's just staring now,
But I’m pretty pissed and
I’ve dug this far down,
So I figure, in for penny, in for a pound: “
Life is full of mysteries, yeah
But there are answers out there
And they won’t be found
By people sitting around
Looking serious
And saying isn’t life mysterious?
Let’s sit here and hope
Let’s call up the ****ing
Pope Let’s go watch
Oprah Interview
Deepak Chopra
If you’re going to watch telly, you should watch
Scooby Doo.
That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul
Or a ghost in a school
They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The ****ing janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide.
Because throughout history
Every mystery
Ever solved has turned out to be
Not Magic.
Does the idea that there might be knowledge
Frighten you?
Does the idea that one afternoon
On Wiki-****ing-pedia might enlighten you
Frighten you?
Does the notion that there may not be a supernatural
So blow your hippy noodle
That you would rather just stand in the fog
Of your inability to
Google? Isn’t this enough?
Just this world?
Just this beautiful, complex
Wonderfully unfathomable, natural world?
How does it so fail to hold our attention
That we have to diminish it with the invention
Of cheap, man-made
Myths and
Monsters?
If you’re so into
Shakespeare
Lend me your ear: “
To gild refined gold, to paint the lily,
To throw perfume on the violet… is just ****ing silly”
Or something like that.
Or what about
Satchmo?!
I see trees of green,
Red roses too,
And fine, if you wish to
Glorify Krishna and
Vishnu In a post-colonial, condescending
Bottled-up and labeled kind of way
Then whatever, that’s ok.
But here’s what gives me a hard-on:
I am a tiny, insignificant, ignorant bit of carbon.
I have one life, and it is short
And unimportant…
But thanks to recent scientific advances
I get to live twice as long as my great great great great uncleses and auntses.
Twice as long to live this life of mine
Twice as long to love this wife of mine
Twice as many years of friends and wine
Of sharing curries and getting shitty
With good-looking hippies
With fairies on their spines
And butterflies on their titties.
And if perchance
I have offended
Think but this and all is mended:
We’d as well be 10 minutes back in time,
For all the chance you’ll change your mind.

拼音

Inner North
London, top floor flat
All white walls, white carpet, white cat,
Rice Paper partitions,
Modern art and ambition
The host' s a physician,
Bright bloke, has his own practice
His girlfriend' s an actress
An old mate of ours from home
And they' re always great fun.
So to dinner we' ve come.
The 5th guest is an unknown,
The hosts have just thrown us together for a favor ' cause this girl' s just arrived from
Australia
And she' s moved to
North London
And she' s the sister of someone
Or has some connection.
As we make introductions
I' m struck by her beauty
She' s irrefutably fair
With dark eyes and dark hair
But as she sits
I admit I' m a little bit wary because
I notice the tip of the wing of a fairy
Tattooed on that popular area
Just above the derriè re
And when she says "
I' m Sagittarien"
I confess a pigeonhole starts to form
And is immediately filled with pigeon
When she says her name is
Storm. Conversation is initially bright and light hearted
But it' s not long before
Storm gets started: "
You can' t know anything,
Knowledge is merely opinion"
She opines, over her
Cabernet Sauvignon
Vis a vis
Some unhippily
Not a good start"
I think We' re only on predinner drinks
And across the room, my wife
Widens her eyes
Silently begs me:
Be Nice! A matrimonial warning
Not worth ignoring
So I resist the urge to ask
Storm Whether knowledge is so looseweave
Of a morning
When deciding whether to leave
Her apartment by the front door
Or a window on her second floor.
The food is delicious and
Storm, Whilst avoiding all meat
Happily sits and eats
As the good doctor, slightly pissedly
Holds court on some anachronistic aspect of medical history
When Storm suddenly insists "
But the human body is a mystery!
Science just falls in a hole
When it tries to explain the the nature of the soul."
My hostess throws me a glance
She, like my wife, knows there' s a chance
I' ll be off on one of my rare, but fun, rants
But I shan' t.
My lips are sealed.
I just want to enjoy the meal
And although
Storm is starting to get my goat
I have no intention of rocking the boat,
Although it' s becoming a bit of a wrestle
Because like her meteorological namesake
Storm has no such concerns for our vessel. "
Pharmaceutical companies are the enemy
They promote drug dependency
At the cost of the natural remedies
That are all our bodies need
They are immoral and driven by greed.
Why take drugs
When herbs can solve it?
Why use chemicals
When homeopathic solvents
Can resolve it?
It' s time we all return to live
With natural medical alternatives."
And try as
I like, A small crack appears
In my diplomacydike. "
By definition",
I begin " Alternative
Medicine",
I continue "
Has either not been proved to work,
Or been proved not to work.
Do you know what they call " alternative medicine"
That' s been proved to work?
Medicine." "
So you don' t believe
In ANY Natural remedies?" "
On the contrary,
Storm. Actually, before we came to tea,
I took a remedy
Derived from the bark of a willow tree
A painkiller that' s virtually sideeffect free
It' s got a weird name,
Darling, what was it again?
Masprin? Basprin?
Oh, yes. Asprin!
Which I paid about a buck for
Down at the local drugstore.
The debate briefly abates
As our hosts collects plates but as they return with desserts
Storm pertly asserts, "
Shakespeare said it first:
There are more things in heaven and earth
Than exist in your philosophy
Science is just how we' re trained to look at reality,
It doesn' t explain love or spirituality.
How does science explain psychics?
Auras the afterlife the power of prayer?"
I' m becoming aware
That I' m staring,
I' m like a rabbit suddenly trapped
In the blinding headlights of vacuous crap.
Maybe it' s the
Hamlet she just misquothed
Or the eighth glass of wine
I just quaffed
But my diplomacy dike groans
And the arsehole held back by its stones
Can be held back no more: "
Look , Storm,
I don' t mean to bore ya
But there' s no such thing as an aura!
Reading Auras is like reading minds
Or tealeaves or starsigns or meridian lines
These people aren' t plying a skill,
They are either lying or mentally ill.
Same goes for people who claim they can hear
God' s demands
Or spiritual healers who think they' ve got magic hands.
By the way,
Why do we think it' s
OK For people to pretend they can talk to the dead?
Isn' t that totally ed in the head?
Lying to some crying woman whose child has died
And telling her you' re in touch with the other side?
I think that' s just fundamentally sick
Do we need to clarify here that there' s no such thing as a psychic?
What, are we ing 2?
Do we actually think that
Horton Heard a
Who? Do we still believe that
Santa brings us gifts?
That Michael
Jackson didn' t have face lifts?
Are we still so stunned by circus tricks
That we think that the dead would
Wanna talk to pricks
Like John
Edwards? Storm to her credit despite my derision
Keeps firing off cliché s with startling precision
Like a sniper using bollocks for ammunition "
You' re so sure of your position
But you' re just closedminded
I think you' ll find
That your faith in science and tests
Is just as blind
As the faith of any fundamentalist" "
Wow, that' s a good point, let me think for a bit
Oh wait, my mistake, that' s absolute bullshit.
Science adjusts it' s views based on what' s observed
Faith is the denial of observation so that
Belief can be preserved.
If you show me
That, say, homeopathy works,
Then I will change my mind
I' ll spin on a ing dime
I' ll be as embarrassed as hell,
But I will run through the streets yelling
It' s a miracle!
Take physics and bin it!
Water has memory!
And while it' s memory of a long lost drop of onion juice is
Infinite It somehow forgets all the poo it' s had in it!
You show me that it works and how it works
And when I' ve recovered from the shock
I will take a compass and carve
Fancy That on the side of my cock."
Everyone' s just staring now,
But I' m pretty pissed and
I' ve dug this far down,
So I figure, in for penny, in for a pound: "
Life is full of mysteries, yeah
But there are answers out there
And they won' t be found
By people sitting around
Looking serious
And saying isn' t life mysterious?
Let' s sit here and hope
Let' s call up the ing
Pope Let' s go watch
Oprah Interview
Deepak Chopra
If you' re going to watch telly, you should watch
Scooby Doo.
That show was so cool because every time there' s a church with a ghoul
Or a ghost in a school
They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The ing janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide.
Because throughout history
Every mystery
Ever solved has turned out to be
Not Magic.
Does the idea that there might be knowledge
Frighten you?
Does the idea that one afternoon
On Wiki ingpedia might enlighten you
Frighten you?
Does the notion that there may not be a supernatural
So blow your hippy noodle
That you would rather just stand in the fog
Of your inability to
Google? Isn' t this enough?
Just this world?
Just this beautiful, complex
Wonderfully unfathomable, natural world?
How does it so fail to hold our attention
That we have to diminish it with the invention
Of cheap, manmade
Myths and
Monsters?
If you' re so into
Shakespeare
Lend me your ear: "
To gild refined gold, to paint the lily,
To throw perfume on the violet is just ing silly"
Or something like that.
Or what about
Satchmo?!
I see trees of green,
Red roses too,
And fine, if you wish to
Glorify Krishna and
Vishnu In a postcolonial, condescending
Bottledup and labeled kind of way
Then whatever, that' s ok.
But here' s what gives me a hardon:
I am a tiny, insignificant, ignorant bit of carbon.
I have one life, and it is short
And unimportant
But thanks to recent scientific advances
I get to live twice as long as my great great great great uncleses and auntses.
Twice as long to live this life of mine
Twice as long to love this wife of mine
Twice as many years of friends and wine
Of sharing curries and getting shitty
With goodlooking hippies
With fairies on their spines
And butterflies on their titties.
And if perchance
I have offended
Think but this and all is mended:
We' d as well be 10 minutes back in time,
For all the chance you' ll change your mind.