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Out on the tarmac |
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There stands |
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Scouse Jack |
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Megaphone and anorack |
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Shouting out ‘ |
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Listen Matt |
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Choose Christianity, don’t choose humanity’ |
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He lost sanity a long time ago |
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Coming out of |
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TopshopGirl with a mop top |
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Cheeky little boob tube |
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YouTube lover |
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Round at the back door, crack whore, |
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Morals slack for a reason, |
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I’ll tell you what’s more |
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Play her down and beat her |
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Treat her meaner |
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Never made her keener, man you should’ve seen her |
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Now on the forecast, she’s got a snow blast, |
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She better run fast, she’ll die a young lass |
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All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner, |
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All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner, |
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All these cats have their kittens on celery, |
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And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury |
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And my mum always said to me |
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You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing |
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Or they’ll hunt you down, karma’s always quicker than a clown, |
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Outside the school gates |
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That’s where your mum waits |
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Burger and chips, playing up cos you never ate |
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Healthy little bite size, pasta and salad sides, |
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Literary lettuce and a lesser known appetite |
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Jamie Oliver |
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Stick out your olive branch |
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Kids ain’t got a chance, stuck in a trance |
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Sat on computers, join up the routers, |
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Big distributors of fatness is fruitless |
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All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner, |
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All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner, |
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All these cats have their kittens on celery, |
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And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury |
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And my mum always said to me |
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You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing |
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Or they’ll hunt you down, karma’s always quicker than a clown, |
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Out on the tarmac |
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There stands scouse jack |
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Megaphone and anorack |
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Shouting out ‘ |
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Listen Matt |
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Why be a sinner when you can be a winner?’ |
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The man’s got a point, yeah, he can be forgiven |
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All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner, |
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All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner, |
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All these cats have their kittens on celery, |
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And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury(The meaning of life) |
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And my mum always said to me |
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You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing |
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Or they’ll hunt you down, karma’s always quicker than a clown, |
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Yeah my mum always said to me |
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You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing |
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Or they’ll hunt you down, karma’s always quicker than a clown, |
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Karma’s always quicker than a clown. |