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Well we've all heard times about Little Johnny, |
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Get in trouble at school, filthy little mouth, |
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He called a teacher a tool, during his honour technology |
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During science, the teacher he respected, |
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Wrote down his defiance with a subject unexpected, |
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Of what would be, when massive chunks of ice fall in the sea |
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And Johnny comes in from school and says, |
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Mum, there's a star on fire in the sky, |
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And it scares me I don't know why, |
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Little Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says, |
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Calm down son, we don't want anymore of them floods in here, |
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Remember last year when we nearly lost the house, |
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And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned |
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So look here now, Little Johnny's on a mission, |
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Down to Parliament, by his own admission, |
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It's an argument he expects and he's gonna let his anger flow |
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So Johnny starts a talk for the MPs and the speaker, |
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'Bout his worries for the Earth but they're lost in the ether, |
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Johnny ain't daft so he leaves and he wipes up the thermostat |
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He locks them inside, they cannot be breathing, |
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Now Little Johnny's outside, the MPs are on fire, |
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So Johnny gets his dad along with the rest of the fire brigade |
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Aimed for the windows as Little Johnny did a cry, |
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The world flooded in and all the faders shut an eye, |
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And none of them were sailors, |
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And were scared of chopping seas and catastrophe |
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'Cause there's a star on fire in the sky, |
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And it scares me I don't know why, |
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Little Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says, |
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Calm down son, we don't want anymore of them floods in here, |
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Remember last year when we nearly lost the house, |
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And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned |
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So off went the water and down came the heat, |
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All the way down to an ice age degree, |
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And Johnny shouted out, 'I'll turn the key if you can all agree' |
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So in comes Johnny, not so little now, |
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Back at my school, our ... says how, |
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The teacher's a lesson and prior to concession for us all to see |
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'Cause there's a star on fire in the sky, |
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And it scares me I don't know why, |
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But Little Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says, |
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Calm down son, we don't want anymore of them floods in here, |
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Remember last year when we nearly lost the house, |
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And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned |
