歌曲 | War Of The Sexes |
歌手 | The Streets |
专辑 | The Hardest Way to Make An Easy Living |
作词 : Skinner | |
I dream that one day i'll have a child | |
And that child will say to me "dad, what was war?" | |
But it's not going to happen | |
It's a war of the sexes never get it blud | |
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever | |
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab | |
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have | |
Oi the reason girls flirt is to work out their worth | |
Whereas men just hanker for the panky to happen | |
Retain this fact i'm hammering, this fact is gonna matter | |
What little you think you're letting by her sly | |
She senses you're near her and smells your desire | |
The general rule of mine, her intellect will be higher | |
Your task is to make her notice you fast but hanker when you don't close in after | |
She knows she can get most dudes but she mustn't know about you | |
If you screw this all up and then lose all your cool thats when she ends up liking you as a friend | |
You're not playing at hard to get | |
You're playing at not getting a hard-on yet | |
It's a war of the sexes never get it blud | |
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever | |
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab | |
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have | |
And you wanna know what, listen.. | |
The answer is to get close enough to her but listen the next thing you just totally blank her | |
You think i'm ****ing mad don't ya but i don't shag on my own | |
Get somewhere close to the lamb but then glance and turn to the man | |
You need to get near to the lamb but she doesn't want to feel cramped | |
Instead of cowering up to the hostile lamb bowl up to the trusting man | |
It's much easier talking to him, he doesn't suspect you want anything | |
Just tell him something like | |
Did you know cigarette lighters were invented before matches? | |
It's abc making a he break with glee ' | |
Cos he isn't suspicious you're trying to muscle into his misses | |
Do you know what i'm talking about that's why i'm talking about | |
It's a war of the sexes never get it blud | |
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever | |
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab | |
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have | |
The woman is a highly socially-practised | |
Master in body language, dab-handed actress | |
She's calculating all the mad facts and the figures | |
While you're pretending to listen staring at her tits | |
It's a war of the sexes never get it blud | |
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever | |
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab | |
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have | |
It's a war of the sexes never get it blud | |
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever | |
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab | |
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have | |
Elementary, my dear cousin, elementary | |
I cannot state this enough | |
She must not clock your flop | |
You can't placard your march | |
Your threws seclude your moves | |
Or you're colluding well weapon | |
It's a war of the sexes never get it blud | |
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever | |
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab | |
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have | |
And remember not to get hammered either ' | |
Cause people who get hammered don't get to nail |
zuò cí : Skinner | |
I dream that one day i' ll have a child | |
And that child will say to me " dad, what was war?" | |
But it' s not going to happen | |
It' s a war of the sexes never get it blud | |
I beg that you learn ' cause she' s clever | |
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab | |
But it' s multiplied by how little of you she can have | |
Oi the reason girls flirt is to work out their worth | |
Whereas men just hanker for the panky to happen | |
Retain this fact i' m hammering, this fact is gonna matter | |
What little you think you' re letting by her sly | |
She senses you' re near her and smells your desire | |
The general rule of mine, her intellect will be higher | |
Your task is to make her notice you fast but hanker when you don' t close in after | |
She knows she can get most dudes but she mustn' t know about you | |
If you screw this all up and then lose all your cool thats when she ends up liking you as a friend | |
You' re not playing at hard to get | |
You' re playing at not getting a hardon yet | |
It' s a war of the sexes never get it blud | |
I beg that you learn ' cause she' s clever | |
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab | |
But it' s multiplied by how little of you she can have | |
And you wanna know what, listen.. | |
The answer is to get close enough to her but listen the next thing you just totally blank her | |
You think i' m ing mad don' t ya but i don' t shag on my own | |
Get somewhere close to the lamb but then glance and turn to the man | |
You need to get near to the lamb but she doesn' t want to feel cramped | |
Instead of cowering up to the hostile lamb bowl up to the trusting man | |
It' s much easier talking to him, he doesn' t suspect you want anything | |
Just tell him something like | |
Did you know cigarette lighters were invented before matches? | |
It' s abc making a he break with glee ' | |
Cos he isn' t suspicious you' re trying to muscle into his misses | |
Do you know what i' m talking about that' s why i' m talking about | |
It' s a war of the sexes never get it blud | |
I beg that you learn ' cause she' s clever | |
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab | |
But it' s multiplied by how little of you she can have | |
The woman is a highly sociallypractised | |
Master in body language, dabhanded actress | |
She' s calculating all the mad facts and the figures | |
While you' re pretending to listen staring at her tits | |
It' s a war of the sexes never get it blud | |
I beg that you learn ' cause she' s clever | |
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab | |
But it' s multiplied by how little of you she can have | |
It' s a war of the sexes never get it blud | |
I beg that you learn ' cause she' s clever | |
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab | |
But it' s multiplied by how little of you she can have | |
Elementary, my dear cousin, elementary | |
I cannot state this enough | |
She must not clock your flop | |
You can' t placard your march | |
Your threws seclude your moves | |
Or you' re colluding well weapon | |
It' s a war of the sexes never get it blud | |
I beg that you learn ' cause she' s clever | |
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab | |
But it' s multiplied by how little of you she can have | |
And remember not to get hammered either ' | |
Cause people who get hammered don' t get to nail |